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I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 22:44:02 Reply

Hey

Where can I purchase a bear trap anonymously and have it delivered discreetly?

It's not for anything sexual.

Ok thanks.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 22:48:32 Reply

Try a hunter shop. They ask no questions


Cause Why not?!

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 22:50:06 Reply

At 10/15/10 10:44 PM, poxpower wrote: Hey

Where can I purchase a bear trap anonymously and have it delivered discreetly?

It's not for anything sexual.

Ok thanks.

http://www.craigslist.co.uk/

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 22:51:04 Reply

http://www.beartraps.com/

well I'll be god damned

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 22:54:18 Reply

You rang?

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 22:55:39 Reply

At 10/15/10 10:54 PM, BearTrap wrote: You rang?

I didn't see that coming. Boy Do I love ice slides though!

I need a bear trap


Cause Why not?!

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 23:00:54 Reply

At 10/15/10 10:44 PM, poxpower wrote: It's not for anything sexual.

Well in that case, NO DEAL.


The guy below me is gay

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-15 23:14:04 Reply

Send it off to my house where I can use it for something sexual first so that you don't have to

I'm such a good friend


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 00:51:51 Reply

Calebas has a nice selection if you can make your way to one of their stores.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 00:55:44 Reply

I have this feeling that I should be alerting the authorities.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 00:58:59 Reply

I have a feeling that I should be alerting the porn industry.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 05:22:42 Reply

If your going to use them at the football game on sunday I can hook you up. Better trap those bears!

Go Seahawks!
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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 06:19:26 Reply

At 10/15/10 10:44 PM, poxpower wrote: It's not for anything sexual.

Then it has no purpose.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 06:21:14 Reply

Found one at a good price.

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/gr izzly-bear-traps-by-beamshot.aspx?a=1322 29

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 06:27:00 Reply

Oh shit! He's going to hunt UltraBear! Someone please call PETA!

Oh by the way, don't tell PETA about me...

Bananular.

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 10:14:08 Reply

Fallout 3 reference.

I need a bear trap


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 10:17:07 Reply

I have a cat that can or cannot be trained to hunt bears...


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 11:42:08 Reply

At 10/15/10 11:14 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote: Send it off to my house where I can use it for something sexual first so that you don't have to

Are you coming onto me?

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 12:37:30 Reply

Alright, thanks I think I can manage.

Unrelated question: does anyone know if anal lube causes rust?

I need to know for a research project and not for anything weird or anything. Thanks.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 12:38:44 Reply

From your local crack dealer!


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 12:39:05 Reply

At 10/16/10 12:37 PM, poxpower wrote: Alright, thanks I think I can manage.

Unrelated question: does anyone know if anal lube causes rust?

I need to know for a research project and not for anything weird or anything. Thanks.

I'd think water based lube could cause rust, not sure about oil based lube.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 12:40:44 Reply

At 10/16/10 12:37 PM, poxpower wrote: Alright, thanks I think I can manage.

Unrelated question: does anyone know if anal lube causes rust?

I need to know for a research project and not for anything weird or anything. Thanks.

I have literally no idea what you are doing, But I am very excited about your science experiment. Please keep me informed of your science.

I think lube would cause rust, If it is water based, then the oxygen molecules would cause oxidation, so if you want to lube it up, don't buy a bear trap that contains iron.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 13:20:22 Reply

At 10/15/10 10:44 PM, poxpower wrote: Hey

Where can I purchase a bear trap anonymously and have it delivered discreetly?

It's not for anything sexual.

I thought of the movie Teeth. Thanks, bastard.


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 13:41:34 Reply

Oil based ones won't. But you might as well just use canola oil.

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 13:46:36 Reply

At 10/16/10 12:37 PM, poxpower wrote: Alright, thanks I think I can manage.

Unrelated question: does anyone know if anal lube causes rust?

I need to know for a research project and not for anything weird or anything. Thanks.

Pox, i don't know why, but i have a feeling that you are planning something sexual.

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 13:51:07 Reply

You looking for this bear??

I need a bear trap

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 13:52:26 Reply

What do you need it for?


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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 15:36:47 Reply

do you need it for bear grylls ?

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 16:31:07 Reply

At 10/16/10 03:36 PM, AdY886 wrote: do you need it for bear grylls ?

implying a bear trap could harm Bear Grylls...

or even slow him down for that matter.

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Response to I need a bear trap 2010-10-16 16:57:02 Reply

I think Chronamut needs that bear trap more than you.