It seems like doing it for that long everyday would eventually end in your dick being wittled down to a point. And you would have to have arms like Popeye.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
Because its tragic.
At 10/15/10 08:57 PM, Cootie wrote: And you would have to have arms like Popeye.
I tug till I finish
and squeeze out my spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailorman
Tootoot
On topic: no...
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At 10/15/10 05:10 PM, Lorkas wrote: So if you had a job offer, to masturbate every day for about 3-6 hours and get payed five thousand dollars a month, would you take it?
YES
Cause Why not?!
At 10/15/10 09:02 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:At 10/15/10 08:57 PM, Cootie wrote: And you would have to have arms like Popeye.I tug till I finish
and squeeze out my spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailorman
Tootoot
Did you come up with that all on your own? If so I give you props. If you didn't I still give you props but only a lesser amount. The BBS is being pretty funny and light-hearted today I like it.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
Don't be STOOPID!
i'mma go eat me a big ol' fuckin' bagel
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At 10/15/10 09:05 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote: Overtime.
Jesus, he looks like he OD'd on crack.
How much stuff did he FIND on the ol' net?
CHOMP
60 grand a year to wank?
Fuck yes.
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Everyday? Ehhh... I'd try it out for a month just to see. I'd have to use quite a bit of lube to prevent chafing. However, $5,000 is a reasonable amount for not actually accomplishing anything. To get paid better for doing nothing I'd probably have to go into politics.
So I'd try it for a while... Maybe quit after a month or two if I didn't like it.
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
Yeah, except that wouldn't be beneficial to anyone except me.
"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool." -Stephen King
No thanks, I don't Squeeze my Dick for 6hours for money!
I rather just get lucky with the Lotto or Jackpot or something
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At 10/16/10 07:56 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: No thanks, I don't Squeeze my Dick for 6hours for money!
I rather just get lucky with the Lotto or Jackpot or something
Yes, you would love to bang that poor 12 year old girl.
FBI has been contacted.
Yes, you would love to bang that poor 12 year old girl.
FBI has been contacted.
I'm 14 in November And I'm not Interested in Sex!
You're a sick Minded fuck and If you comment on me
one more time I'm gonna Report you to Wade!
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At 10/15/10 08:50 PM, Tetros wrote: No, I've never even masturbated once, and I probably won't...
And there are actually easier ways to make money.
okay, so 5g's a month is somewhere around 27- 54bucks an hour for jerkin off. there's no way you'll find a job that pays that fucking much for as much effort as stroking your penis for 3-6 hours
Obviously. And especially if people watched, and jizzed over me.
Release your inner crazy.
At 10/16/10 08:01 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote:Yes, you would love to bang that poor 12 year old girl.I'm 14 in November And I'm not Interested in Sex!
FBI has been contacted.
You're a sick Minded fuck and If you comment on me
one more time I'm gonna Report you to Wade!
We all want the girls to believe we're still 14, bangla, but you're trying too much! (hint: just put 1996 in your nickname, the 12 year old girls will really believe you!)
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At 10/16/10 08:42 AM, Lucy wrote: and jizzed over me.
Liar
RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor
Oh god yes! Would be the best job ever.
At 10/15/10 05:12 PM, Lorkas wrote:At 10/15/10 05:11 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Depends...Tuesdays, yes.
Would people watch?
Where do I sign up?!
Bananular.
At 10/16/10 08:48 AM, gekko007 wrote: We all want the girls to believe we're still 14, bangla, but you're trying too much! (hint: just put 1996 in your nickname, the 12 year old girls will really believe you!)
2010 - 1996 = 14
DURR HURR
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At 10/15/10 05:14 PM, Shrubs wrote: Uh, I don't masturbate.
Get out!
Wow, I've been waiting for a job offer like this all month!
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At 10/16/10 08:51 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:
Liar
Oh sorry, are all girls meant to hate it? I didnt realise.
Hellll no, I love nothing more than taking a load to the face.
Release your inner crazy.
At 10/16/10 08:51 AM, RubberTrucky wrote:Liar
Not true, some girls love facials.
Which is awesome.
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
I would end up rather sore with masturbating that long daily. Make it shorter and I might.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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At 10/16/10 11:32 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I would end up rather sore with masturbating that long daily. Make it shorter and I might.
Just get some vaseline and you should be good.
At 10/15/10 05:10 PM, Lorkas wrote: So if you had a job offer, to masturbate every day for about 3-6 hours and get payed five thousand dollars a month, would you take it?
are you fucking stupid? 5k a month is really good money, especially for that.
At 10/15/10 06:55 PM, Timmy wrote: I would spend some time masturbating others as well.
Make some dough on the side.
Oh, about that...
Your contract only allows you to masturbate yourself.
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