sales woman hit on me over phone?
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so im on computer, phone rings, "hello my name is anya from bell mobility, i am here today to offer you a free iphone 4 (and im like fucking YEAH!!!)
so i start talking in a hurry, ("woohoo free fucking ipod and cellphone")
but then i remember that i have a cellphone and no one needs one in my group of people i know, and im poor... so i would be screwed at the very first bill i get...
i tell her that,
and she asked me if i have a GF, "no" and no wife? "noo?" mmmMMmm so your single, "umm", well thats always easy to fix, "O.o" so mr. mcgowan, can i have your original phone number and house address, just so that i can ship it, "O.O" are you still there mr. mcgowan? "uh... yes?" good to have your attention then, ":o" so can i have your numbers? "~silence~"
and that silence went on for a good .. 10 seconds...
"im not interested... >:(" oh common, im willing to give you a free ipod, and all i need is a little of your time and information.....
Click....
did i do the right thing? is this some kind of new sales tactic? wtf was that shit?
it was actually able to pull my attention off of NG, and that's tough! and now im thinking that is the tactic of the sales sharks that you see in the stereotypical sales department chart of a business.
tell me this has not happened before to you
call me toxie 0.~
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Pretty obvious you were offered free sex and a free phone. You failed the transaction sir.
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It wasn't Bell Mobility...most likely some scammer preying off the horniness of young guys. Geeze, Bell would NEVER just give something away.
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You must be pretty desperate to fall for such an offer, mister McGowan ;)~
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Pretty obvious you were offered free sex and a free phone. You failed the transaction sir.
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If that was Bell, they would have had your information already. Why would they need you to confirm it?
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it was either a scammer or you're making this up.
besides, did you enter some contest to win that iPhone 4? because no-one would go away, phoning random houses and giving them stuff like that.
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SLAYEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
and Arimerica is pretty crazy with commercial advertisement.. so don't tap yourself on the shoulder to much.
but in any case these tips might one day come in handy for you mister single.
(makakaov's few step plan to succses all credit goes to him)
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Hahaha, oh, women and their sexual manipulation, works every time. ;)
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At 10/15/10 01:19 PM, Tetros wrote: It was some horny, lonely freak.
You totally should have fucked her.
she sounded like she was 35...
call me toxie 0.~
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At 10/15/10 01:43 PM, quagmire690 wrote:At 10/15/10 01:19 PM, Tetros wrote: It was some horny, lonely freak.she sounded like she was 35...
You totally should have fucked her.
Problem, quagmire690?
Your nickname should reffer to you...
What would real quagmire do?
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The REAL quagmire would have accepted the offer
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At 10/15/10 01:48 PM, klik wrote: The REAL quagmire would have accepted the offer
"giggity giggity goo! Sure!"
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At 10/15/10 01:48 PM, klik wrote: The REAL quagmire would have accepted the offer
hey guys he's a phony! a big fat phony!
GET HIIIIIIM!
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Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
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getting laid is always nice and the phone would be awesome too since you could just get rid of your old one. It would only be good to hang up if she sounded like an old fat bitch
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now officially squidified!!!
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At 10/15/10 01:11 PM, Rig wrote: Geeze, Bell would NEVER just give something away.
Especially an iPhone? I don't think anyone would in their right mind.
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At 10/15/10 04:38 PM, fawnret wrote: getting laid is always nice and the phone would be awesome too since you could just get rid of your old one. It would only be good to hang up if she sounded like an old fat bitch
Only a fat old bitch would NEED to use the telemarketer scam to get sex. A hot girl could just go to a bar and find a heterosexual man.
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This happened to me once!
Some girl saying she was from Ann Summers wanted me to answer some sexual questions for free stuff. She only asked for my address, and I was squatting at the time so I knew she'd fail at scamming me if that was her plan. So yeah, she was probably getting off on it, but she was a nice enough girl to have a natter with, besides If there was a chance to get free stuff why not? It's not like I had anything better to do.
