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At 10/15/10 05:07 AM, Quinny wrote: Hey America, watch your arse. It'll be you next.

No we won't. You haven't seen the rage of a billion self righteous fatties.

lol, fatties.

I think it's strange that the only measurement they go by is the waist measurement. Wouldn't BMI be a better way to go?

At 10/14/10 10:51 PM, Mariojinx wrote:

However, the USA has something... what was it called?

Oh yeah, the CONSTITUTION.

A law like that would be unconstitutional.

You sir are culturally inept. Japan has a constitution too.

Good for them, I wish we could ban obesity

Well, FREE GYM CARDS!!

At 10/15/10 04:05 AM, Haoie wrote: Someday it'll be illegal to be thin in the US.

Holy shiznit, I certainly hope not!

This is hilarious.

Japan has showed that its crazy once again, No Suprise

I wish they did that here, no more fat chicks!

That's just terrible, i wouldn't expect that from japan. I know it's not good to be obese or overweight but we can't start making it illegal.

Yeah and they should encourage skin whitening while they're at it.

I like how everyone here wants laws that government tells them what to do.

Oh come on, that's ridiculous. People should be allowed to do whatever they want with their bodies. Besides, what about all those people with fat fetishes? I'm not at all fat but come on, show a little respect.

What are they going to do, throw a fat guy in jail if he refuses to lose weight?

borderline fascism imo

At 10/15/10 03:16 AM, STEM wrote: A
this one is nifty in that it gives you a 1 sentence summary of whether or not you should be eating more or less

Okay, BMI.

Hmm, well if such a law is to be passed, any kind of "Fatty food" should be outlawed, cause it only serves to lure people into obesity.

Personally I'd dread it, cause eating would become frightfully boring. I'm not exactly looking forward to eating a dry leaf of salad and call it a meal.

Wait the fucking dogs cant be obese?!

At 10/14/10 10:52 PM, Willy-J wrote: Hey Im fat and proud
, bitch.

There's no reason to be proud of being fat. You increase your chance of dying from a painful heart attack, diabetes, or worse, getting liposuction from that fat eating monster from that one old SyFy movie. Is that how you wanna die?

They give you free gym memberships!?!? Japan is awesome.

Question, can obese people still travel/migrate to Japan?

At 10/15/10 04:04 PM, Maas wrote: what about sumo-wrestlers?

I guess from now on they will simply have to work entirely on muscle. Gee, this reminds me of the "South Park" episode where Colorado bans KFC restuaurants to get people to get healthier. As ridiculous as the episode was, I can imagine a scenario like that happening here.

There'll be sugar gangs charging top notch for the best fast food and candy bars!

That really isnt fair.

At 10/14/10 10:51 PM, Mariojinx wrote: A law like that would be unconstitutional.

Fat and butt hurt?
I think it's a brilliant idea. Nobody should be fat anyway, it's bad for your health. So really this law is very logical.

Another aspect that's not yet covered.

What if you're overweight? They can fine you, so you are inclined to lose weight. But you're not getting thin in one week or so. So you have to lose weight first. But you're still fat and you are getting fined as long as you don't have the required waist size. So you keep getting crap till you're perfect What f the diet+exercises don't take that easily?

I sense a whole load of people just getting in a whole irreparable mess that can lead to jails being filled with people who are overweight.

Then what will happen to Hideki Irabu?

At 10/14/10 10:52 PM, Space-Whale wrote: It's a glandular problem!

says the fat ass

I don't think it should be illegal to be fat, however I do think a better way to go about this is through their insurance. Like if you're over weight by a certain amount, then you will not be covered by insurance for weight related issues. Seems a lot more fair, right?

Can you imagine a Japanese prison?
"What are you here for?"
"I killed my whole family and three policemen, what about you?"
"I'm a fat shit"

You guy are missing the point entirely. This is a health issue, one thing is a glandular problem or some other condition and another thing is being a fat shit.

They are encouraging health and fitness and you guys actually complain, he government even offers help by free gym memberships.

Not only are the morbidly obese fairly disgusting, but they make health problems and eating disorders look acceptable, obesity is not a choice, it's a disease.

If you are defending obese people, you shouldn't be proud of yourselves.