I got mugged at subway station

[Idiot-Finder]

One day on my way to college, I went to take a J train when just before I made it to the turnstile, I felt a cold metal pointed at the back of my neck.

"Don't move and no one will get hurt!" said the stranger

Then after he took my wallet, he threw it to the ground and took the gun away from my back. I turn around and saw that no one's there. just a Metrocard machine.

"WTF?"

I hate fare hikes.

[HomerSexual]

Your 22 you should be strong enough to kick ass.

[GoryBlizzard]

Fire the MTA. Fire the MTA. Fire the MTA.

I hear you. I hate fare hikes, the MTA, and Jay Walder. They've all caused me an enormous amount of agony. If only I could be elected Governor of New York instead of the blind clueless asshole David Paterson that's the incumbent, the homophobic old geezer Carl Paladino and Andrew Cuomo, who probably wouldn't have had any political successes at all were it not for his famous father.

[RPGCrazyCritic]

At 10/13/10 11:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: One day on my way to college, I went to take a J train when just before I made it to the turnstile, I felt a cold metal pointed at the back of my neck.

"Don't move and no one will get hurt!" said the stranger

Then after he took my wallet, he threw it to the ground and took the gun away from my back. I turn around and saw that no one's there. just a Metrocard machine.

"WTF?"

I hate fare hikes.

Then when you get the surveillance tapes from the police, you learn it was a banana with a little metal at the end.

[Rooster]

I like how only 1 person read what he wrote.
But I know what you mean, I hated that shit when I road the bus. Glad I have a car now.

[Cootie]

I can't wait to how some people don't read the thread and think that you actually got mugged.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I see what you did there. And I'm highly amused.

[Stereocrisis]

At 10/14/10 12:14 AM, Cootie wrote: I can't wait to how some people don't read the thread and think that you actually got mugged.

I CAN'T WAIT TO HOW EITHER! I SOOOO CAN'T EVEN WAIT TO HOW!!!

[HungarianSupermarket]

I once had my rights violated at a subway. I kept telling them I didn't want pickles but that is what they gave me.

[Turkman-inc]

...!? you got mugged by a metrocard machine!?

when i was a teenager i mugged a guy once with my brother.
but it was an evil masterplan of my sociopathic stephsister at the time.

may she rot in hell!

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 10/13/10 11:53 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Fire the MTA. Fire the MTA. Fire the MTA.

I agree with this man, he made a speech in public and was on TV. He really knows what he's talking about. HE GOES TO COLLEGE!

[Makakaov]

Your jokes are so unfunny, that people start to think you are telling them a true story, because they don't believe that a joke can be that unfunny.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

see this Idiot this is why you invest in a Concealed Carry license to protect yourself.

[DM692]

We have no subways where I live, so I don't need to worry about fare hikes.

[Aprime]

Clearly it was Harry Potter
Congrats.. you're in the new movie!

[assassin1337]

At 10/13/10 11:22 PM, Willy-J wrote: Your 22 you should be strong enough to kick ass.

Yea Its not like you're a little girl!

[Idiot-Finder]

At 10/14/10 08:44 AM, Makakaov wrote: Your jokes are so unfunny, that people start to think you are telling them a true story, because they don't believe that a joke can be that unfunny.

Why do you support fare hikes?

[Murray]

Most, if not, all of your stories are better off on your blog. This one is a great example of staying on your blog rather than making a thread about it on the BBS since it's clearly fictional.