Script help, superhero

[kikkimikki]

This may sound like a strange question, and I really dont know how to put it polite so Im just going to ask you guys; What kind of superhero could a compulsive masturbator become? Yup you guys heard me. You see Im writing this script which I personally believe is really funny and bizarre. I dont wanna spoil anything but the character is apparently depressed because he cant stop pounding it. He decides to off himself in some manner but accidentally somehow becomes a crime fighting superhero. Kind of in the style of the toxic avenger or something similar. I any of you crazy guys could help me think of a crazy superhero name or a way he could become a hero then please help. Maybe he could loose his hands or penis or something? And if so, please tell me how.

[TheThing]

His name is Master Beat

His powers? He has an incredibly strong right (or left, if that's how he rolls) arm. He can summon tissues in order to transport to other areas near-by (the tissue comes up, then drops, he's gone), to use as a shield, and capture criminals. He can lock any near-by door without touching it. Depending how dirty you want to be, he can use his dick as a baton, and shoot a web-like substance with a couple of pumps.

His weaknesses? People knocking on a bedroom door (more knocking in X square miles, less powerful). Gay porn (or straight porn, if that's how he rolls). He needs to be within X miles of lube in order to keep his superpowers (more lube, more powers, less lube, less powers). He can only fight for so long before he begins to chafe and has to stop before he begins to hurt himself.

[Deathcon7]

Don't you think, in order to have a successful story, this should be something you work out on your own? Brainstorming is a part of the writing process, and only through trial and error, and intimiate knowlege of the stories and characters, will you resolve this issue. No one can solve it for you. And if you are supplied an idea you like, you'll find it'll never work, or you won't use it right, because the motivations are there, the connections are missing, and it ends up getting delivered stale and boring.