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my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:05:32 Reply

what do i do

my hands are rakes

hey

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:06:10 Reply

Make a movie about it.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:06:19 Reply

Masturbate.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:07:05 Reply

Seriously. Fap.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:07:17 Reply

Masturbate, and make a movie of it.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:07:26 Reply

Rake the yard.
It needs some TLC.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:07:40 Reply

Well, that's life, bro. I suggest turning a new leaf when it comes to your life.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:09:35 Reply

i try fap

blod everywhere, no help

my hands are rakes

hey

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:09:55 Reply

At 10/10/10 07:07 PM, zen64 wrote: Well, that's life, bro. I suggest turning a new leaf when it comes to your life.

*Ba dum tsh*

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:10:28 Reply

Hurry get bandaids!

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:17:28 Reply

At 10/10/10 07:13 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote:
At 10/10/10 07:09 PM, Willy-J wrote:
At 10/10/10 07:07 PM, zen64 wrote: Well, that's life, bro. I suggest turning a new leaf when it comes to your life.
*Ba dum tsh*
I actually laughed. *hangs head in shame*

Don't be ashamed, mang. Everyone can't help but laugh at my jokes. I guess you could say that I rake in the laughs.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:21:24 Reply

Seems to me you need to reevaluate your situation. From where I'm at it looks like your holding rakes and should look into capitalizing on that situation a la Edward scissor hands...

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:23:34 Reply

Rake leaves and trurn a profit!

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:25:32 Reply

Also: Dear Krinkbad,
How do you type with rake hands?
Crapfully yours,
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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:26:19 Reply

At 10/10/10 07:21 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Seems to me you need to reevaluate your situation. From where I'm at it looks like your holding rakes and should look into capitalizing on that situation a la Edward scissor hands...

I don't see a depiction of thumbs in this picture.

Masturbation it is.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:27:01 Reply

At 10/10/10 07:06 PM, wordtoyamotha27 wrote: Fap.

Wouldn't that hurt?

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:46:33 Reply

1. Start a leaf raking company
2. Work
3. Profit $$$

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 19:51:01 Reply

Scratch your balls. A lot.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 20:56:52 Reply

Be a gentlemen and scratch my balls.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 20:58:11 Reply

SCRATCH THAT ITCH!

(Or scratch your eyes out.)

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 21:01:52 Reply

Rob a bank.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 21:03:27 Reply

Assuming your rakes don't have any nerves in them get someone to hack them off for you, get prosthetic hands, masturbate.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 21:36:32 Reply

At 10/10/10 07:17 PM, zen64 wrote:
At 10/10/10 07:13 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote:
At 10/10/10 07:09 PM, Willy-J wrote:
At 10/10/10 07:07 PM, zen64 wrote: Well, that's life, bro. I suggest turning a new leaf when it comes to your life.
*I guess you could say that I rake in the laughs.

No, that was retarded.

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Response to my hands are rakes 2010-10-10 21:39:04 Reply

At 10/10/10 07:26 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
At 10/10/10 07:21 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Seems to me you need to reevaluate your situation. From where I'm at it looks like your holding rakes and should look into capitalizing on that situation a la Edward scissor hands...
I don't see a depiction of thumbs in this picture.

Masturbation it is.

Most stick figure drawings DO NOT have thumbs...

Jerking off is out of the question.

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