Testicles are in front of you.

[Tino55]

You are in a small room where when you stand, you head nearly touches the ceiling. A hole in front of you opens up, and out comes a pair of average adult size testictles hanging, and if you had anything with you, what would you do? I turn them til they turn purple.

[HomerSexual]

Meth is on hell of a drug.

[Niallmcfc]

Set fire to them.

[Supasang]

Lick.......All day

[Faze]

Tickle them.

[Pimpella]

Put them in my mouth, Am i weird?

[wizardofthehood]

whats with the random testicle thread?

come out of the closet, already.

[DP]

At 10/10/10 04:04 PM, Tino55 wrote: You are in a small room where when you stand, you head nearly touches the ceiling. A hole in front of you opens up, and out comes a pair of average adult size testictles hanging, and if you had anything with you, what would you do? I turn them til they turn purple.

I'd listen to my ipod.

[Erty]

If I had anything with me, I would probably have my Americium-241/Beryllium-9 neutron gun with me. Then I would radiate the pair of testicles until they turn into a molten soup of cancer.

[Vinnyy]

I would castrate them.

[Numi]

At 10/10/10 04:09 PM, Erty wrote: If I had anything with me, I would probably have my Americium-241/Beryllium-9 neutron gun with me. Then I would radiate the pair of testicles until they turn into a molten soup of cancer.

Your idea is amazing. Me, I'd push the testicles back through the hole in the wall. I'm assuming they'd then be pushed back through, in which case I'd punch them, and push them back through. I don't wanna castrate them, no one ever deserves to not have their own pair of balls. But I sure as hell don't want balls in my face. If this kept up after a good punch, I'd say fuck this and go all out with a full force stomp aiming to pop them.

[Scarface]

I would open the door and walk out of the room?

[PrincessLuna]

I'd go to town on them

[Letiger]

I would use them as a punching bag.

[Ryanson]

Mmm, delicious. I hear eating those testicles will give me a +2 in strength!

[HomerSexual]

At 10/10/10 04:07 PM, wizardofthehood wrote: whats with the random testicle thread?

come out of the closet, already.

What's with that picture you always post?
Anyways I would cut them off and feed them to my chinchilla.

[RubberTrucky]

I'd give them a good scratch. It's testicles, they always need a scratch.

[CapnTater]

Uppercut them until they go back up.

god this is a weird thread...

[HappyMango]

At 10/10/10 04:23 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Mmm, delicious. I hear eating those testicles will give me a +2 in strength!

yeah, but you'll have to roll a fortitude save to fucking puking

[MrPercie]

I would treat them like a boxing bag and repeatedly punch them

[Elios]

I'd make a delicious bowl of Mogolian testicle soup with fresh herbs and spices.

[Coop]

At 10/10/10 04:08 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Castrate them.

For you and all of the other numb nuts that put this ridiculous answer, how do you propose to castrate them?! The surgical or chemical removal of the testicles from the testicles is a rather tricky procedure, nigh impossible, in fact.

Personally, I'd grab hold of them and hang my body weight from them, until the butler turned up and escorted me from the room.

[BizzarroPMP]

I go to a less gay room.

[Xavierthewarlord]

Take in hand.

Clench.

Pull.

[NoxDexus]

Try to find the man they're attached to.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

I'd kick him in the nads and get the hell out of there.

[Skwurll]

Sit on the floor and pick at my fingernails I guess.

[LordZeebmork]

At 10/10/10 05:57 PM, NoxDexus wrote: Try to find the man they're attached to.

I like the way you think.

[Corey]

I would rub icy-hot all over them to ensure they won't come back.

[Tino55]

At 10/10/10 04:07 PM, wordtoyamotha27 wrote: Lick em.

Then they will tingle if you do.