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Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 09:58 PM Reply

Well, I was browsing the site This is why you're fat and I came across one entry which was called Whole Canned Chicken. I was interested so I decided to google image search it. After seeing some pictures I decided Newgrounds simply had to know about it.

Its abominable, research this product from the kitchen of Sweet Sue further at your own risk, if anyone has actually tried one or can get one, I'd be very curious as to what it tastes like.

Gross.

Whole Canned Chicken.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 09:59 PM Reply

At 10/9/10 09:58 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Gross.

What's gross to you is yummy to me1!


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:01 PM Reply

is it just me, or is that kid too fat to be allowed to wear a shirt having to do with sports?


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:01 PM Reply

that looks delicious.. eat that how with bread.. and lots of hot sauce..


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:03 PM Reply

An entire canned chicken? I had no idea...

You learn something new every day I guess.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:03 PM Reply

At 10/9/10 10:01 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: is it just me, or is that kid too fat to be allowed to wear a shirt having to do with sports?

Yeah I can't decide whats more disgusting, the chicken or that kid's chin.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:04 PM Reply

At 10/9/10 10:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 10/9/10 10:01 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: is it just me, or is that kid too fat to be allowed to wear a shirt having to do with sports?
Yeah I can't decide whats more disgusting, the chicken or that kid's chin.

he looks 10 and already has worse acne than anyone on a proactive commercial


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:09 PM Reply

I just almost thought of being a vegetarian after seeing that. But then my senses came back to me.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:17 PM Reply

It is delicious chicken you must eat.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:21 PM Reply

It looks like the can is giving birth to the chicken.

At 10/9/10 10:03 PM, PwntToast wrote: Chicken is gross period.

OH NO YOU DIDN"T! YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT CHICKEN! IT'S ON, MOTHAFUCKA! IT'S ON!


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:23 PM Reply

That looks horrible. I don't know what it is about canned foods... there's something just so Soviet about them.

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:25 PM Reply

That is.. just.. uhhh.

Wow.

Whole Canned Chicken.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 10/9/10 09:58 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Well, I was browsing the site This is why you're fat and I came across one entry which was called Whole Canned Chicken. I was interested so I decided to google image search it. After seeing some pictures I decided Newgrounds simply had to know about it.

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Hang out in The Matrix, much, chicken?

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:29 PM Reply

That is absolutely disgusting.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 10/9/10 10:25 PM, PwntToast wrote: Yes I did and I'll do it again.

Chicken is gross.

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:36 PM Reply

I already knew about them, after watching the one tosh.o episode.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:42 PM Reply

Huh ... looks ... strange, to say the least.

But, whatever they used to keep in preserved in a can can't be healthy.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:43 PM Reply

At 10/9/10 10:03 PM, PwntToast wrote: Chicken is gross period.

You're just an idiot with no taste. Do you understand what life would be like without chickens?

They're the reason why many people have survived for all these lifetimes, they are the source of every goodness of the world!

What do you think they are? Just because you got mugged by a gang of chickens in Bronx doesn't mean you should hate them, these wonderful birds have risked their lives in WW2 to help the Allies beat the Nahzees!

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:53 PM Reply

I saw those canned chickens in the store once and was thinking "You gotta be shitting me." If I want a chicken, I'll buy one from the meat department and not one with God knows how many preservatives. That looks like it would be gross as all hell.

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:56 PM Reply

I would smother myself in that while having sex with it while you watched, then tell me what the fuck is gross.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 10:56 PM Reply

that kid has zits

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 11:45 PM Reply

Whole canned chicken? Ewwww

I don't eat chicken unless it's deep fried and smothered in salt and gravy. Unhealthiness oh yea.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 9th, 2010 @ 11:54 PM Reply

That looks very unnatural and gross. I suppose it might be alright in a soup or stew, but i would never eat it any other way.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 10th, 2010 @ 12:48 AM Reply

What the hell is that horrible thing?

It looks like something that'd crawl out of a frakenhole.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 10th, 2010 @ 12:51 AM Reply

Gross. It looks like a still born coming out of a vagina.

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 10th, 2010 @ 12:53 AM Reply

IT'S LIKE THE CAN IS GIVING BIRTH

THIS LETS ME ACT OUT MY FANTASY OF EATING AN ROMANIAN BABY AS HE COMES OUT OF THE WOMB

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 10th, 2010 @ 12:53 AM Reply

That is one of the most disgusting foods i've ever seen.

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 10th, 2010 @ 12:54 AM Reply

Hey look, it's pre-lubed and everything. There is no way that thing wasn't intended to be fucked rather than eaten,

Call me crazy, but I'm not appalled by the idea.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 10th, 2010 @ 12:59 AM Reply

Why is it so slimy?


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. Oct. 10th, 2010 @ 01:04 AM Reply

At 10/10/10 12:59 AM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Why is it so slimy?

The fats and the oils turn to gelatin, probably.