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Whole Canned Chicken.

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Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 21:58:28


Well, I was browsing the site This is why you're fat and I came across one entry which was called Whole Canned Chicken. I was interested so I decided to google image search it. After seeing some pictures I decided Newgrounds simply had to know about it.

Its abominable, research this product from the kitchen of Sweet Sue further at your own risk, if anyone has actually tried one or can get one, I'd be very curious as to what it tastes like.

Gross.

Whole Canned Chicken.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:01:56


that looks delicious.. eat that how with bread.. and lots of hot sauce..


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:03:00


An entire canned chicken? I had no idea...

You learn something new every day I guess.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:03:07


At 10/9/10 10:01 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: is it just me, or is that kid too fat to be allowed to wear a shirt having to do with sports?

Yeah I can't decide whats more disgusting, the chicken or that kid's chin.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:09:29


I just almost thought of being a vegetarian after seeing that. But then my senses came back to me.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:17:41


It is delicious chicken you must eat.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:21:49


It looks like the can is giving birth to the chicken.

At 10/9/10 10:03 PM, PwntToast wrote: Chicken is gross period.

OH NO YOU DIDN"T! YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT CHICKEN! IT'S ON, MOTHAFUCKA! IT'S ON!


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:25:46


That is.. just.. uhhh.

Wow.

Whole Canned Chicken.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:29:28


That is absolutely disgusting.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:30:08


At 10/9/10 10:25 PM, PwntToast wrote: Yes I did and I'll do it again.

Chicken is gross.

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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:36:14


I already knew about them, after watching the one tosh.o episode.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:42:30


Huh ... looks ... strange, to say the least.

But, whatever they used to keep in preserved in a can can't be healthy.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:43:53


At 10/9/10 10:03 PM, PwntToast wrote: Chicken is gross period.

You're just an idiot with no taste. Do you understand what life would be like without chickens?

They're the reason why many people have survived for all these lifetimes, they are the source of every goodness of the world!

What do you think they are? Just because you got mugged by a gang of chickens in Bronx doesn't mean you should hate them, these wonderful birds have risked their lives in WW2 to help the Allies beat the Nahzees!

Without them, it's chaos!

Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:53:23


I saw those canned chickens in the store once and was thinking "You gotta be shitting me." If I want a chicken, I'll buy one from the meat department and not one with God knows how many preservatives. That looks like it would be gross as all hell.

Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:56:02


I would smother myself in that while having sex with it while you watched, then tell me what the fuck is gross.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 22:56:13


that kid has zits

Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 23:45:38


Whole canned chicken? Ewwww

I don't eat chicken unless it's deep fried and smothered in salt and gravy. Unhealthiness oh yea.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-09 23:54:13


That looks very unnatural and gross. I suppose it might be alright in a soup or stew, but i would never eat it any other way.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 00:48:19


What the hell is that horrible thing?

It looks like something that'd crawl out of a frakenhole.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 00:53:11


IT'S LIKE THE CAN IS GIVING BIRTH

THIS LETS ME ACT OUT MY FANTASY OF EATING AN ROMANIAN BABY AS HE COMES OUT OF THE WOMB

DO WANT


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 00:53:59


That is one of the most disgusting foods i've ever seen.

Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 00:54:58


Hey look, it's pre-lubed and everything. There is no way that thing wasn't intended to be fucked rather than eaten,

Call me crazy, but I'm not appalled by the idea.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 00:59:20


Why is it so slimy?


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 01:18:22


So it's like eating chicken covered in jello? OMFG!


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 01:24:52


Ugh thinking about it makes me feel sick


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 15:22:03


At 10/10/10 12:54 AM, Jercurpac wrote:
Call me crazy, but I'm not appalled by the idea.

The eating or fucking?

Also, another picture.

Whole Canned Chicken.


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Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 15:36:52


sooo much fat and GREASY OIL!

Response to Whole Canned Chicken. 2010-10-10 15:41:47


Gross! That kid has acne at age 10!


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