At 11/29/10 07:43 PM, Cootie wrote:
Remember, they implied that he wrapped a tourniquet around the wound and soon after used that stove to cauterize it. So, it can me assumed that he acted quickly and didn't lose THAT much blood.
Unless his name is fucking Luke Skywalker and got his hand cut off by a lightsaber, I won't buy it.
I know I'm being bitchy about this fictional story.
It just baffled me when they showed his hand cut off. I know they said stuff about the saw being too blunt to cut through the cuffs.
But I think bones are stronger then aluminum. Especially when you're cutting yourself, which would induce such horrific pain that you would loose a lot of strength and focus to actually push through said bones.
And did you see the muscles on that guy? He must be from the Saw universe to pull that shit off.
Also, the moment your hand is cut off you instantly gush out a shitload of squirting blood.
Basically everything your body is pushing through the veins is flooding out at that moment. Sure you can put a silly tourniquet on it, and stop the bleeding in some magical D.I.Y. way.
But it would've taken away a lot of his strength loosing all that delicious blood.
After he magically stopped the bleeding, with stuff from a toolbox, he then somehow managed to get downstairs and fight 2 zombies with his bare hands and a wrench.
And all this with loosing a fuckton of blood.
My bullshit meter says "DAMIEN STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW."
But my jizzmeter says "Damien, it will get better. Don't worry, it's only the first season"
There is no rationality in zombieland.
I should make an animation on how silly The Walking Dead is.