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Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 18:22:44 Reply

A neighborly dispute over bananas has resulted in the arrest of a Port St. Lucie man.

Richard Jeff told police that he was walking in his back yard this week and picking up branches and debris when his 85-year-old neighbor Joseph Giacomo confronted him.

Jeff said Giacomo accused him of stealing bananas from his tree.

He says Giacomo pointed a gun at his head and threatened to shoot. He claims Giacomo was holding a black firearm that looked like an automatic weapon.

Police say when they questioned Giacomo he admitted confronting Jeff along the fence that separates their homes.

Giacomo says Jeff was carrying a big stick and believed he was using it to knock bananas off of Giacomo's tree.

He says Jeff denied taking any bananas. At that point Giacomo says he went back inside his home.

When asked whether he owned a firearm Giacomo said that he did. Police were given permission to enter his home and found a weapon in the nightstand next to Giacomo's bed. They say it matched the description given by his neighbor.

As a result, officers arrested Giacomo and charged him with aggravated assault with a firearm.

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Those Are My Damn Bananas!!


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Response to Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 18:24:14 Reply

We all like bananas, right guys?
You know why? Because they have no bones!

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Response to Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 18:24:37 Reply

Bullcrap.

Everyone knows that bananas are the healthiest food in the world.

Why fight over that?


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Response to Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 18:24:55 Reply

My uncle in San Francisco got in a fight with his neighbor about newspapers.

I guess I'm not surprised because I'm sort of used to this thing.

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Response to Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 18:28:06 Reply

What the fuck? Is it human over-exaggeration week? Between this and the bastards that mocked a 7 year old suffering from a terminal disease, this week has been steaming with idiocy.


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Response to Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 18:32:47 Reply

At 10/9/10 06:28 PM, zen64 wrote: What the fuck? Is it human over-exaggeration week? Between this and the bastards that mocked a 7 year old suffering from a terminal disease, this week has been steaming with idiocy.

it might as well be


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Response to Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 19:07:42 Reply

The News stories this past week have been absolutely hilarious. Keep 'em coming, retards of America.


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Response to Those Are My Damn Bananas!! 2010-10-09 19:10:46 Reply

Bananas are fucking gross, man.


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