Approaching Women.

[Protosscat123]

I have no idea where the giant relationship thread went and I'm too lazy to find it, sorry guys.

But uh, there's this really cute girl at school that I've been eyeing for a while. She's a friend of my friend and so far we've only talked on facebook mutually. I've been talking to her a bit more in the past few days (about this one band that we're both into) and it's gotten to the point where she's actually looking at my profile and noticing most of my statuses.

The thing is I don't really have a plan in terms of actually going further with her. I know that she's into the same music that I'm into but that's just about it. I'm kind of a noob at just starting out so I thought of "Initiating the Newgrounds protocol" for good measure. Any tips people?

Thanks in advance.

[Yrtnej]

Newgrounds is a community of people with your same problem. If we give you advice, it would be like the blind leading the blind.

and horny

[RubberTrucky]

I caught my wife by talking to her.

[Par0xysM]

Instead of giving the typical answer you'd receive here, I'll just tell you to keep talking to her and get to know her better. Find some more common interests you share.

Also, grab her cock.

[TAUfanatic]

whenever you talk to her and you want to get to know her better its nice to just straight up ask her what she likes,
"you got any hobbies?"
"know any other good bands?"
"Any favorite movies?
etc etc

I had some more advice but I forgot it as I was typing...hopefully I'll remember and come back with it later

[Dave4554]

Look. How can you ever get women? I guess if you are super sexy and only need body language.

But 99% of men can not be SUPER SEXY, therefore you HAVE to TALK.

Without talking, you will never fuck.

Seeing as how that is the ulterior motive, then your best bet is to talk.

Use the ABCD method, this is how in the 21st century, most relationships begin. After all, men and women do fight a battle at the moment of flirting, to marriage and death.

So just use this, I use it all the time but I knew about it before, and I have it perfected allowing me to easily get them to bed.

Dont be scared that you are a "noob", you have to practice. Consider this your practice, you wont fail, the girl will let you mess up, shell know your new.

http://changingminds.org/explanations/be haviors/games/attraction_rejection_game.
htm

[TAUfanatic]

At 10/8/10 08:03 PM, Piss wrote:

wow man tu est suave i sure wish i had interviewing skills like yours

hey man its actually worked for me

now I remember my other piece of advice,
it helps to know a couple of jokes whenever you need to break the ice

[sweet21]

Talk to her....in real life and...NOT on a computer. O_o

[IncendiaryProduction]

just talk to her. its not that hard. and if you have good friends they will go with you when you talk to her and help you with conversation.

[razorbladesigh]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Works every time.