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Stupidest thing I ever heard:

"I hate Justin Bieber. He's gay and sings like a girl."

As if that automatically makes him bad. Pssh!

At 10/7/10 03:51 PM, hitman1993 wrote: "Iron Maiden is gay, they suck! No, I've never heard of them hurp durp"

Just today... I fucking hate this little freshman piece of shit.

That's called trolling.

I had this one girl tell me that a girl we knew told her parents that she was going dress shopping and spending the night at a friend's house and instead went to see her boyfriend in Alabama.

We're in High School and we live in Ohio. Getting to Alabama from here takes about 10 hours. No one is that stupid or good at lying.

At 10/7/10 03:51 PM, hitman1993 wrote: "Iron Maiden is gay, they suck! No, I've never heard of them hurp durp"

Just today... I fucking hate this little freshman piece of shit.

well Iron Maiden is sort of gay

Someone wanting to know the stupidest thing I've ever heard

One of my friends told me heard this girl say something like "Jupiter is like the biggest planet on Earth, no wait I mean the universe"

not word perfect, but regardless, this stupidity cannot be topped.

At 10/7/10 04:00 PM, SineRider wrote:

At 10/7/10 03:51 PM, hitman1993 wrote: "Iron Maiden is gay, they suck! No, I've never heard of them hurp durp"

Just today... I fucking hate this little freshman piece of shit.

well Iron Maiden is sort of gay

JUST because they're all shirtless and wearing leather pants?! No way!

My mom started a geography class with me and my sister. While naming the continents, my mom said "Australia", and I corected her "It's called Oceania now", and she said that it was definatly Australia, depite our globe and maps saying "Oceania" over australia, new zeland, and new guinea.

Well a buddy of mine took this girl out on a date to go see the movie "Zombie Land". During the movie she leaned over to him and asked, "Is this based on a true story?".

My class was pointing out countries involved in WW1 on a map. And the bimbo girl asks where England was. Jesus Christ, I learned where England was in like 2nd grade yet she didn't know and she is a junior in high school.

My cousin thought that there was no technology or people in Alaska.

Biggest facepalm I have ever done

At 10/7/10 04:44 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote: My mom started a geography class with me and my sister. While naming the continents, my mom said "Australia", and I corected her "It's called Oceania now", and she said that it was definatly Australia, depite our globe and maps saying "Oceania" over australia, new zeland, and new guinea.

I have never heard of this "Oceania" shit. I think you be tripping, boy.

At 10/7/10 02:19 PM, BioEthanol wrote: Once this kid at school said that Africa was a continent.

Reminds me of one time, I was in the car with my friend and his grandpa, we were driving to the Halloween store (we were like, 11 at the time) and his grandpa asks us what the second biggest country is, I said China (I actually think it's Canada), since Russia is the biggest, and he said no, that WAS the biggest. I reply "what about Russia?". My friend goes, "No, Russia is a continent".

one of my friends proclaimed that i never go to his house anymore in front of several people. he then went on to tell a story about me being at his house a day or two before. he wasnt joking, hes just dumb...want your proof, hes seventeen and ran away from home last tuesday because his dad made him do his homework...he hasn come home yet.

My friend says some ridiculously stupid things. One thing he said lately stood out among the others.

We were talking about jail and he says, "Dude, jail would actually be pretty awesome". Shocked by his stupidity, I reply "Are you retarded? You'll get raped by guys and get the shit beaten out of you, possibly turning you gay". He says, "No you don't! You'll have a really awesome roomate, and you'll just talk about women and shit all the time, it would be awesome!".

This guy is 15, and constantly brags about how his IQ is 145.

this thread is interesting

Here's another one I remember from 8th grade. We were learning about the Revolutionary War (the Boston Tea Party in particular) and I was like "lol at angry English people". Then a dumbass girl says to me "You are English". And I say "Are you serious? I'm American, not English". And she says "Yeah, well you speak it".

I can't remember a bigger facepalm I ever did in my life.

At 10/7/10 04:56 PM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 10/7/10 04:44 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote: My mom started a geography class with me and my sister. While naming the continents, my mom said "Australia", and I corected her "It's called Oceania now", and she said that it was definatly Australia, depite our globe and maps saying "Oceania" over australia, new zeland, and new guinea.

I have never heard of this "Oceania" shit. I think you be tripping, boy.

Kind of, not really. Australia is continent while Oceania is a region.

Or some shit like that.

At 10/7/10 10:25 AM, Cootie wrote:

This is inspired by what my mother just said. She was talking about how I needed to learn a foreign language.

THIS^

A friend of mine didn't know how to make a pot noodle when we were camping. I almost died.

My brother was pissed at my Mum; I believe its was because she refused to buy him Sub Way, on the way home from the super-market. So as he was pissed, and we we're driving home, my mum, acknowledged the beauty of the moon. My brother replied with; 'If i was a ninja... I would totally fucking kick the moons ass' in an attempt to get back at my mum.