Stupidest thing you have ever heard

[Cootie]

What is one of the stupidest things you have heard someone say recently? For fun lets keep it confined to things that happened irl.

This is inspired by what my mother just said. She was talking about how I needed to learn a foreign language. Somehow the conversation ended up in how come people from different countries have different accents. She ask me, "I wonder what your accent would sound like if you learned to speak British". My jaw dropped instantly and I pointed at her and burst out into laughter. She soon realized that what she said was fucking stupid. Ahhh, a good way to start the day. :)

[Odio]

The stupidest thing I've ever heard is a retarded Afro trying to speak.

That was funny to me. Hahaha.

[LiquidOoze]

I made a thread about this kind of stuff too.

But the stupidest thing I've ever heard was when my little brother asked me if Jupiter is as big as our street.

facepalm

[Ergox]

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[Cootie]

At 10/7/10 10:29 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: I made a thread about this kind of stuff too.

But the stupidest thing I've ever heard was when my little brother asked me if Jupiter is as big as our street.

facepalm

I only searched for "stupidest stuff" so that is probably why I didn't find your thread.

At 10/7/10 10:29 AM, Ergox wrote: This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

It is funny because he followed the trend of insulting the thread/ OP in his post in an attempt to be witty. Funny fellow, right?

[Jon]

I was going to reply with

"http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/au thor/cootie"

but since finishing the post, there isn't one British accent, lol.

[Jon]

At 10/7/10 10:34 AM, wreckages wrote: but since finishing the post, there isn't one British accent, lol.

lol wat. just realised what just happened

brb killing myself

[Cootie]

At 10/7/10 10:35 AM, wreckages wrote:

At 10/7/10 10:34 AM, wreckages wrote: but since finishing the post, there isn't one British accent, lol.

lol wat. just realised what just happened

brb killing myself

Indeed. She thought British was a language. She completely forgot that people in the UK speak English just like people in America due to us being the same country 250 years ago. I started laughing at her so hard and she finally realized what she said.

It was a good moment.

[studmuffin7]

When I graduated from High School, a blonde girl asked me where I was going to college. I told her I was going to Penn State. She replies with "Oh... that's in California right?"

True story (age on profile is false on purpose).

[Oolaph]

This OP.

[Raab]

There is this girl that lived down the street from my mom's house...

She was like 15, and I was 17, I think....

Anyway, we were talking, and she brought up how she likes to make out with her boyfriend...

Then she told me she didn't want to kiss too much, because she knew that you can get pregnant from kissing.

lol LOLOL ololllolol!

[Donut]

My friends younger sister asked if female dogs had penises too.
It would be a valid question for like a six year old to ask, 'cept she was 11.

[Lucy]

A girl in my crime seminar asked "how should I draw a circle?" after being told to draw a small circle in the middle of the page. I seriously felt like shooting her, there was more things she said in that hour, but I just learnt to block out the stupidity.

[Dosensuppen]

Oh god ...

A.) Some redneck in my class, seniors in high school, argued with the teacher that there are 52 states in America instead of 50 ... confused with a deck of cards maybe?

B.) Some dumb bitch in my sophomore class ask if Paris was a country or a city. >.> For fuck's sake.

C.) And, I suppose not so bad, another chick didn't know what a praying mantis was. Sophomore year.

[Mechabloby]

It's one of those "OH MAN YOU SHOULDA LIKE TOTALLY HAVE BEEN THERE" moments, but in one of my English language classes, we were learning of neologisms, archaisms, vulgarisms, etc - after an hour's lesson learning these words, people started asking what they meant. I'm probably just a big nerd for feeling shocked that these students just weren't getting it... I guess people learn at their own pace, really.

I also know a chap that spouts utter bullshit constantly. His most recent of teachings concerned maths: "Oh, I wanted to do Physics but I can't because I didn't pass my maths. I'm not retaking it as that's embarrassing" - that sort of pride from a person really agitates me; fucking suck it up and do what you have to do.

[ilikeblamingcrap]

I promise you'll crack your skull from facepalming so hard .

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1196 740

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1196 700

[Kool-Aid]

This girl in my school asked the teacher if you can reset your miles on your car. He said yeah blah blah you push the little button on the dash next to it and then she says...

"Cant you just drive in reverse and set the miles back"

[Mechabloby]

At 10/7/10 02:07 PM, Kool-Aid wrote: "Cant you just drive in reverse and set the miles back"

Y'know, I just finished watching Ferris Beuller's Day Off.

[SohlTofang]

"it's a boy!"
2 minutes after conception.

[Erty]

Last week, my literature teacher wanted us to analyze a movie we haven't seen yet, without giving us any pointers of where to watch it or where to get it.

He said it had to be like that.

[BioEthanol]

Once this kid at school said that Africa was a continent.

[DrRick]

At 10/7/10 02:06 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: I promise you'll crack your skull from facepalming so hard .

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1196 740

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1196 700

That was so bad I actually laughed at it.

[yurgenburgen]

At 10/7/10 02:19 PM, BioEthanol wrote: Once this kid at school said that Africa was a continent.

It is.

[Bryony]

"WHAT?! There's a witch in The Lion The Witch And The Wardroooooahhhh... yes, yes. I see your point."

[ExtraordinaryTerrest]

There was this guy named cootie. He was all " whats the stupidest thing you have ever heard " and I'm like " whatever crooked dick man, lets smoke a bowl. "

[Obvious-M]

My ex girlfriend though Russia was in Germany and that Germans spoke Russian.

[mothballs]

It was when my friend went on a strict all-protein diet, in which he would try to consume the most amount of protein he can. He thinks it would help him in sports, and have energy.

One day, he tells me: "Dude, I just saw on the nutrition facts that every Oreo has 1 gram of protein in them! So I just ate a whole box of Oreos, man I'm having so much protein!"

Biggest facepalm moment ever.

[Kool-Aid]

At 10/7/10 02:09 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 10/7/10 02:07 PM, Kool-Aid wrote: "Cant you just drive in reverse and set the miles back"

Y'know, I just finished watching Ferris Beuller's Day Off.

Never saw it, i'm assuming they say something along the lines of that?

[Wunderbar]

"Your mom".

I have heard that a few times in life. Although the small amount of people who have said it to me are highly immature.

Not implying that I am not immature, I am. But the whole "Your mom" thing is just another level.

[hitman1993]

"Iron Maiden is gay, they suck! No, I've never heard of them hurp durp"

Just today... I fucking hate this little freshman piece of shit.