Sex or Money?

[studmuffin7]

Here is something I have been wondering for some time now. As a male, I think about sex constantly, to the point of thinking it is our biological purpose for being here. In thinking about this, I have invented the following scenario I wish to share with the rest of you here.

A genie comes up to you and tells you that you cannot continue your life as it currently exists. Instead, you must choose between one of two alternatives...

1) You live in a cardboard box in a dirty, beer soaked alley next to a dumpster. However, you also get to have as much sex with anyone you want, whenever you want (even supermodels).

2) You live a life of great wealth and comfort, enough to make Bill Gates jealous, but are castrated.

Which would you choose? Your responses will give me insight into my ponderings about the human mind. For the record, I chose #1.

[Luke]

I'd rather have money than sex, definitely.

[AgroNurse]

I suppose there's no going back from #2, so I will take #1.

I shall use my newfound sexytime skills to get into the pants of important individuals, and will make my fortune by riding their coattails.

Yay!

[gekko007]

I would choose not to ponder about hypothetical situations as if they will actually happen, seeing as I don't believe genies exist.

Instead, I would try to take a it of both

[ltBurnsWhenIPee]

At 10/4/10 11:57 AM, EpicFail wrote: I'd rather have money than sex, definitely.

Are you Gay?

[AgroNurse]

At 10/4/10 11:58 AM, ltBurnsWhenIPee wrote:

At 10/4/10 11:57 AM, EpicFail wrote: I'd rather have money than sex, definitely.

Are you Gay?

Gay people don't have sex?

[MrPercie]

niether

[Luke]

At 10/4/10 11:58 AM, ltBurnsWhenIPee wrote:

At 10/4/10 11:57 AM, EpicFail wrote: I'd rather have money than sex, definitely.

Are you Gay?

Not the least bit but with money I can do just about anything I've ever wanted, you need money to survive and you need money to do things you want to do.
You don't need sex to survive.

[ascend]

With #1 comes the ability to convince said super-models to pass their money on to you. So yes. I can have my cake and eat it too.

[JaY11]

Definitely number 2, that didn't even require thinking about.

[SohlTofang]

2, I've oversexxed myself as it is.
Infinite riches are the ultimate aphrodisiac.

which puts me in quite the conundrum.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Money lots and lots of money, sex isn't worth having a disused airfield full of cars and a massive house full of expensive stuff and never working ever.

Heaven

[Rooster]

I would choose the money, because then I could just buy hookers.
And if I just can't have sex at all. I could still get Bj's right? That's not technically sex.

[Zombified]

Money please. Fapping will do me just fine.

[InvisiblePoo]

1) You live in a cardboard box in a dirty, beer soaked alley next to a dumpster. However, you also get to have as much sex with anyone you want, whenever you want (even supermodels).

Does 1) have to mean that you are poor forever? Or does it mean that you still can climb up the "wealth-ladder"?

[Ergox]

I'd pay a shit load of money and have the doctors put the most shiny testicals and buy the hottest bitches around. That's how I'll live.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I'll take my current life. Sex is available, and so is money.

Not that I have either of them...

[SoupLuger]

id rather have money so then i can pay for the classiest whores

[PacificNoob]

Castrated people don't have sex?
Maybe I don't wanna know...

I'd choose A I think.

[BalthazarRomane]

I would take the money for a couple of reasons:

1.) I can buy myself a penis, by having it put on via plastic surgery.

2.) I can get plastic surgery to be sexy so I have the same powers from not being castrated.

3.) i GeTz mOniEz

(I'm not sure if I already posted a part of this, my computer f**ks with me sometimes, so if I already posted sorry.)

[Erty]

With the money and today's science, I could make myself sexually potent again. ;D

If I could make Bill Gates jealous, the amount of money needed to perform that operation wouldn't mean anything.

[High-Dark]

money - make it 100.000 bucks please

[mothballs]

#1.

Sex is the greatest thing in the world (even though I never had it, I crave it) and if I'd be able to live in that environment, then why not?

[Jon]

If I chose sex, one of the girls will eventually take me in, fix me up and make the man I was supposed to be. I will use her, leave her and continue having sex with everyone.

Everyone.

[BalthazarRomane]

At 10/4/10 03:07 PM, Auditor45 wrote: money - make it 100.000 bucks please

.... LAWL. $100? Seriously? $100 wouldn't make Bill Gates jealous. He would laugh at you, spit on you, and shove the microsoft symbol in your dumbs**t face.

[Roxxiee]

In an ideal world, I'd get both. Maybe I should become a whore, then I'd get the best of these said worlds. Who wants to be my first customer?

[Skwurll]

Neither, I prefer to make my own life.

Besides, I'm underaged and I'd prefer to keep my virility.

[BioEthanol]

At 10/4/10 11:55 AM, studmuffin7 wrote: 1) You live in a cardboard box in a dirty, beer soaked alley next to a dumpster. However, you also get to have as much sex with anyone you want, whenever you want (even supermodels).

Tbh i dont find skinny breastless super models attractive at all. It is on par with necrophilia in my mind but at least the body would be warm.

[Lucy]

I'd choose the money, and then pay for procedures done in order to get my pleasure back.

[BenwaHakubi]

If I get to fuck any girls I want, then living in a cardboard box sounds like fun to me! Kind of like having a fort but with sexy chicks. Hellz yeah!