If you were crazy...?

[Slingshot]

What kind of crazy would you want to be? The type that sees monters and heres voices? The type that's in a constant state of joyous delrium? The type that lashes out at people randomly and violently? Or some other kind?

Me, I'd want to be the kind that just does whatever he feels like. Like I see a chick up on the street and I just run up to her and start humping her, but it's ok because I'm mentally ill and everyone has to just deal with it and send me back to my cage.

[Ulceration]

I'd be the kind of crazy guy that walks into the office with a .22 carbine and mow down all of my fellow employess.

[alfraydo]

I would think the type that is always in joyous delirium. I would think I could apply that well to music and art.

[Irrelephant]

the guy that shoots up his school while uploading pics to ng via a smartphone.

hey guys today's a good day to die eh

[Lasergates]

The chip eating kind.

[zen64]

At 10/3/10 10:30 PM, slingshot14 wrote: The type that lashes out at people randomly and violently?

Yeah, pretty much this without the randomness. There are a lot of people that I wish I could just beat the shit out of them. Only thing that's preventing that is sanity and self-control.

[Dosensuppen]

Sociopath.

[Skwurll]

At 10/3/10 10:32 PM, Ulceration wrote: I'd be the kind of crazy guy that walks into the office with a .22 carbine and mow down all of my fellow employess.

You would want a gun with more stopping power, a .22 could take several rounds to cause a sufficient amount of damage to be lethal. (Also, a .22 carbine? Most .22 rifles I've seen are pretty lightweight and compact already.)
I would suggest something along the lines of .38 or higher for consistent results.
Not that I condone office shootings.

Back on topic, if I had the luxury of picking a mental disease, I would pick mental retardation. Judging from what I've seen, the mentally handicapped tend to have less things to worry about in life.

And, because I wrote this, someone will undoubtedly say that I'm already retarded.

[Numi]

Who's to say I'm not already bat-shit insane?

[Slingshot]

At 10/3/10 10:41 PM, Skwurll wrote:

Back on topic, if I had the luxury of picking a mental disease, I would pick mental retardation. Judging from what I've seen, the mentally handicapped tend to have less things to worry about in life.

And, because I wrote this, someone will undoubtedly say that I'm already retarded.

Never really thought of that as a type of crazy. But yeah that would be really cool.

[Lintire]

The one with constant delusions and illusions, able to function in society but really fit in it. Failing that, I'll take the crazy, laughing, totally batshit insane one - the one that always seems to end up in the padded cell.

[BenwaHakubi]

I'd be a klepto- I'd be kind that steal stupid shit like funny hats and salt shakers for no reason. I would also steal cartfulls of food to feed the homeless. I think I'd amuse and piss off people. Half of the community would hate me and want to run me out of town and the others would regard me as a folk hero.

[headphenomenon]

Already crazy?

At least, that's what my family and friends inquire.

[Ptero]

The one that blankly stares at the wall for hours on end without speaking.

[Slingshot]

At 10/3/10 11:09 PM, Ptero wrote: The one that blankly stares at the wall for hours on end without speaking.

Don't you already do that with your computer?

[Ptero]

At 10/3/10 11:11 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 10/3/10 11:09 PM, Ptero wrote: The one that blankly stares at the wall for hours on end without speaking.

Don't you already do that with your computer?

ohmygawd

Guys I think I'm crazy.

[Sekhem]

At 10/3/10 10:30 PM, slingshot14 wrote: What kind of crazy would you want to be? type that's in a constant state of joyous delrium?

oh hi

[Bloodwolfs]

the silent one that stabs you 1000 times when you interrupt my thought

[Lucy]

I am crazy. The suicidal kind of crazy, and believe me...you dont want to be this kind.

[Zombified]

I would love to hear voices, to be honest. I like reading up on that sort of thing too. I have my own experiences regarding that type of thing as well. I won't dwell on it or post it here, though.

[LoliTastic]

The kind that stays in an empty asylum all day waiting for the world to end.

That is the life

[tukyuk]

the type that stumbles aroung giggling to myself :)

[unowned]

this mouse with opens up two tabs instead of one from time to time is what makes me crazy

but it is the smootest feeling mouse i have

so crazy i mispell things

so crazy i listen to my pre-athid tracks on athid

[GenocidalTendencies]

If I were crazy? I already am...

[Makakaov]

Complete Psyhotath.

No feelings at all. Just my decisions. No matter how morally sick they are.

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

At 10/3/10 10:30 PM, slingshot14 wrote: What kind of crazy would you want to be? The type that sees monters and heres voices? The type that's in a constant state of joyous delrium? The type that lashes out at people randomly and violently? Or some other kind?

Reminds me of childhood memories. You asshole. Sad face.

[Luke]

If I was crazy, I wouldn't know I was crazy, like every other crazy person.

[Neoncrotch]

You are implying that we're not already crazy. In fact, everyone of us has a little crazy in them. The name for that crazy is called being human.

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

At 10/4/10 09:55 AM, EpicFail wrote: If I was crazy, I wouldn't know I was crazy, like every other crazy person.

Not true in all cases, but that wasn't the question. The question was what type of crazy would you want to be?

[Odio]

Yo, mang. So crazy I put my hair up in devil horns, lol