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I go fucking crazy, that's all.

i noticed im a punch fast leave no room to fight back type fighter.
i swing fast and leave little room to fight back without leaving yourself open.
the combination of high speed and stamina is....pretty deadly.
i try to punch every opening i can find without leaving myself open at the same time.

The first thing I do is take notice of my surroundings. Make sure there's something I could use to my advantage or something I should look out for. The next I do is let my opponent swing at me a couple of times (but not get it) so I can see what kind of fighting style he uses. Now for my actions. I almost never use my hands unless I need to, because I can't afford to get my hand tangled and mangled with his. First comes the boot stomp to the upper part of the knee. Once stunned, I grab their left arm and twist it around their back until submission. Once their arm is around their back, I kick the back part of their leg so they fall on their knees.

After that, it's pretty much up to what I want to do with them.

At 10/2/10 10:27 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 10/2/10 10:23 PM, EJR wrote: I don't fight.

He loves.

That looks a lot like a white Rihanna.

I only boxed my friends just for fun. I never really had a strategy since it was out of fun. I did end up getting kicked in the shins a lot. For some reason it turned into a big yellow scab. :x

I kill it with fire, it's the only way.

kick him in the face then in the balls

i do whatever feels right, move fluid, & mes with their mind

At 10/3/10 02:42 AM, Joseph1R2P3 wrote: i do whatever feels right, move fluid, & mes with their mind

kind sounds like makin love... REAL love.

At 10/3/10 02:43 AM, soulblud wrote:

At 10/3/10 02:42 AM, Joseph1R2P3 wrote: i do whatever feels right, move fluid, & mes with their mind

kind sounds like makin love... REAL love.

thats how i do everything

Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Always works for me.

At 10/3/10 02:50 AM, Joseph1R2P3 wrote:

At 10/3/10 02:43 AM, soulblud wrote:

At 10/3/10 02:42 AM, Joseph1R2P3 wrote: i do whatever feels right, move fluid, & mes with their mind

kind sounds like makin love... REAL love.

thats how i do everything

you must live an orgasmic life, my friend.

At 10/3/10 02:51 AM, soulblud wrote:

At 10/3/10 02:50 AM, Joseph1R2P3 wrote:

At 10/3/10 02:43 AM, soulblud wrote:

thats how i do everything

you must live an orgasmic life, my friend.

and every second is awesome

I use words rather than physical means...

At 10/2/10 10:03 PM, RedAnchor wrote: I hate when faggots put you in a position where you can't fight back. If I fought often, I'd probably use my fists for the most part.

True that. Usually I do the same thing, but I rarely get in fights. I'm mostly against them, but if I had to, then I'd go for the face.

My general strategy is to deflect any and any blows coming in a maneuver around the opponent, and if they don't give up (or if I'm pissed with them) a couple of swift punches and they're down. Provided I haven't got a headache beforehand, works like a charm. They always tend to either fight like total sissies or without any real common sense - that kinda shows who goes ahead and picks fights with me.

I don't.

headbut!

I wait VERY patiently for the opponent to make a move first. Visualize each attack, and counter appropriately. Simple. I also tend to jump around a lot just to be dodgy.

Frantically. Lots of windmilling, etc.

I bite them infecting them with rabbies and then I run away.

It is not something you can explain accurately through words. Learn your fighting pose, and don't "Blackout" or "Go into a fury". It may be effective against people who do not know how to fight, but with someone who knows how to fight, you'll last about 3 hits, 1 if it is a Decent kick to the upper-body/head or a strong punch. Avoid the ground. If you use a knife learn to wield it while keeping your fighting pose ( works best for those who can depend on kicks, and have knife fighting skills. ). It takes someone with skill to block/dodge multiple hits in multiple areas in quick succession. After a few normal powered hits to some tender areas such as nose, sides, and stomach they will start slowing down. That is when you try to get a few strong hits in. Precision, speed, and stamina.

If I ever got in a fight, I'm pretty sure Ill be lying there getting punched and kicked, hoping I won't succumb to fatal injuries. Fighting back is not a valid option for me, since I really suck at it.

i got in a fight once and my 'strategy' was to let them hit me once and look staggered as they approach you again hit them once as hard as you can in the temple they will fall and if you want you can just lay into them until the fight is split up. thats how i roll

I fight people... WITH MY MIND!

Also, on average there are 700 objects in a room I could use against you, including the room itself.

At 10/2/10 10:00 PM, iBliss wrote:

At 10/2/10 09:56 PM, slingshot14 wrote: When you're in a fight how do you go about it?

I kick them in the nuts, take their wallet, and run.

This. Works every time.

At 10/2/10 10:01 PM, iBliss wrote:

At 10/2/10 10:01 PM, C12claws wrote: I usually eat a can of spinach. Works every time.

I usually Pop your eye.

I usually roll up the fur attached to my skin and blow on my thumb until my fist gets really big.

With my knife or with my fists.

I use my lazor to destroy the opponent.

That, or i try to use armlocks :P (with the emphasis on 'try')

I'm a red belt in jujitsu (never did get my black belt) and i took kick boxing at my school recently. I start things off with a knee to their face. after that, it's just easy. their so disoriented you can just finish the job with a thrust kick and then a curb stomp.

(honestly, i prefer kicking over punching, if you do it right, it's much more effective)