Songs God has on his ipod

At 10/2/10 05:31 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 10/2/10 05:30 PM, GiantDouche wrote: never gonna give u up by rick astley lol
i see my posting advice has helped you a lot

you are becoming a better poster already

yes thank you soon i will be the greatest poster on the newgrounds bbs ever

and then wade will make me a ng bbs moderator because i am such a good poster

and then when people at school are yelling at me and throwing things at me i will say "oh yeah well i'm a ng bbs moderator" and then they will have nothing to reply with because they will have realized how much cooler i am than they will ever be.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:36:16 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:30 PM, RobotTaco wrote: How can something that doesn't exist have an iPod?

Fucking Christians, you make me sick!

Dont turn this into a religious debate.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:37:22 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:30 PM, GiantDouche wrote: never gonna give u up by rick astley lol

Good work young padawan

You're well on your way to becoming a better poster

Just keep it up

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:37:35 Reply

One of Us - Joan Osborne
Zombie - Cranberries
Waterfalls - TLC
Overcome - Live
God is a DJ - Faithless

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:38:42 Reply

Imagine - John Lennon

Wait, what?

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:40:36 Reply

I owuld imagine he has very agreeable stuff, but not very memorable, dinner party stuff, the carpenters, the smiths, Opeth.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:42:25 Reply

Master of puppets, and nothing else.

Shameless whoring of my userpage.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:42:29 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:36 PM, quanmandetil wrote:
At 10/2/10 05:30 PM, RobotTaco wrote: How can something that doesn't exist have an iPod?

Fucking Christians, you make me sick!
Dont turn this into a religious debate.

but DUDE HE'S LIKE THE ONLY ATHEIST HERE EVERYONE ELSE ALL THE PEOPLE HERE ARE MINDLESS CHRISTIANS THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH THEY BELIEVE IN SOME MAGICAL BOOK WHEN PHYSICS SAY MAGIC ISNT POSSIBLE MAN HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS HE MUST STATE THAT TO EVERYONE!

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:45:06 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:30 PM, RobotTaco wrote: How can something that doesn't exist have an iPod?

Fucking Christians, you make me sick!

Someone needs to learn to get that bug out of his ass. It's *supposed* to be a what-if thread.

I think God would (ironically) listen to "One of Us" by Joan Osbourne.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:46:40 Reply

Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:47:38 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:36 PM, quanmandetil wrote:
At 10/2/10 05:30 PM, RobotTaco wrote: How can something that doesn't exist have an iPod?

Fucking Christians, you make me sick!
Dont turn this into a religious debate.

Is god real?

Y or N

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:47:56 Reply

There is no god.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:49:55 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:45 PM, ryanson209 wrote:
At 10/2/10 05:30 PM, RobotTaco wrote: How can something that doesn't exist have an iPod?

Fucking Christians, you make me sick!
Someone needs to learn to get that bug out of his ass. It's *supposed* to be a what-if thread.

What are you talking about? I made this thread to lure unsuspecting Newgrounders into my trap! If you post a song that God has on his ipod, than you are accepting that God exists and Jesus is the savior and that Obama is the antichrist!

BECAUSE I AM THE GOD WARRIOR. I FEEL LIKE I'M A SPIRITUAL WARRIOR BECAUSE I GO TO CHURCH AND HELP MAH FELLOW NEWGROUNDERS GO TO HEAVEN. FUCK YOU ROBOTTACO YOU ARE GOING TO HELL AND WILL BURN AND SATAN WILL EAT YOUR TESTICLES (but first he'll suck you off, so he won't be eating balls filled with semen.)

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don't know what came over me there.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:50:51 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:37 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
God is a DJ - Faithless

Let's not forget stuff from sister act

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:51:36 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:47 PM, Dromedary wrote: Is god real?

Y or N

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At 10/2/10 05:47 PM, stoptalking wrote: There is no god.

This a thousand times this.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:51:42 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:49 PM, quanmandetil wrote: What are you talking about? I made this thread to lure unsuspecting Newgrounders into my trap! If you post a song that God has on his ipod, than you are accepting that God exists and Jesus is the savior and that Obama is the antichrist!

Oh, my bad.

Please, though, explain to my unsuspecting mind the logic, the connection, of posting an iPod song and believing that Jesus is the savior. My ignorant mind seems unable to comprehend it.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:52:15 Reply

Them Crooked Vultures - Elephants

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:52:56 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:51 PM, ryanson209 wrote:
At 10/2/10 05:49 PM, quanmandetil wrote: What are you talking about? I made this thread to lure unsuspecting Newgrounders into my trap! If you post a song that God has on his ipod, than you are accepting that God exists and Jesus is the savior and that Obama is the antichrist!
Oh, my bad.

Please, though, explain to my unsuspecting mind the logic, the connection, of posting an iPod song and believing that Jesus is the savior. My ignorant mind seems unable to comprehend it.

...your ignorant mind also seems to be unable to comprehend sarcasm.

Unless your being sarcastic in your post, that is.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:53:43 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:52 PM, quanmandetil wrote: Unless your being sarcastic in your post, that is.

You win.

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Response to Songs God has on his ipod 2010-10-02 17:56:19 Reply

At 10/2/10 05:51 PM, RobotTaco wrote: GOD ISN'T REAL MORONS

wow u r such a rebel bro. i bet when people tell you jokes you're like "AN ORANGE CAN'T KNOCK ON A FUCKING DOOR YOU IDIOT WOW YOU'RE SO STUPID LOOK AT HOW SMART I AM"

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