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In here, list things in movies that annoy you, or that you cannot stand to watch. This is not a topic about movies you hate, but rather scenes that make little sense. I have a small list already:
Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure: The cops arrest Beethoven near the end with the other historical figures, even though he did absolutely nothing wrong. That really bugs me, but Bill & Ted had some excellent adventures.
Spy Kids 3: Oh god, I could go on and on about this train wreck. I caught it on TV a while back and thought it'd be a nice bit of nostalgia to watch again.
Well, I couldn't enjoy it, that's how bad it was. for example, when Juni, the main character, joins in this HUGE multiplayer video game that is supposedly taking control over the youth of the world, there's just three people on the first level.
Later on in the level, he rides a "pogo frog" (what were these guys smoking?) and falls into a hole. The whole game up to that point took EIGHT HOURS, according to a robot.
Cut ahead to the race. They're in the middle of a jump and Juni loses a life for NO REASON in midair. The whole movie is an acid trip from hell.
The plane crash scene in Cast Away really bugs me. I can't stand to watch it, for some reason.
What are some things that bug you in movies?
The Shawshank Redemption: when the shawshank gets redeemed...
fucking corny scene
every scene in every movie bugs the fuck out of me.
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I gouge my eyes out everytime see The Evil Dead "tree rape" scene.
Spy Kids 3. I enjoyed it (I'm fucked in the head lol), but if its this huge MMORPG, then why are there only a handful of people playing?
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
I can't bare to watch unnecessarily gory scenes in movies. Blood and gore is all fine and great, but when it comes to the point where the special effects are more important than the actual movie, you know the movie's a piece of shit.
At 10/1/10 04:59 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Spy Kids 3. I enjoyed it (I'm fucked in the head lol), but if its this huge MMORPG, then why are there only a handful of people playing?
MINDFUCK!!!!!!!
1. In machete, Jeff Fahey didn't repeat "...Is a GODDAMN FEDERALY!" the same way he did on the original Machete Trailer. In fact, he made it very bad. And that was one of my most favourite lines from the original trailer.
2. In machete, the scene with Trejo getting on a bike with two miniguns was just forced in. It looked pathetic in general.
3. the whole "the Room" movie.
Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure: The cops arrest Beethoven near the end with the other historical figures, even though he did absolutely nothing wrong.
i think it was because he was playing the hell out of the keyboards and it pissed the clerk off, also put yourself in a position of a cop who sees a man dressed like the 16th century in public and playing every instrument in sight.
At 10/1/10 05:08 PM, Makakaov wrote: 2. In machete, the scene with Trejo getting on a bike with two miniguns was just forced in. It looked pathetic in general.
It was not a bike, sorry. It was a motorcycle.
Also the Terminator 1:
Kyle Reese was sent to the past by his own son, John Connor. Okay, Let's pretend that there was another Kyle Reese beafore John Connor, who sent Kyle Reese to make sure he is in the future.
Let's say it's a never ending looping event, getting Kyles from other dimensions by their own sons.
But how did that begin? It is not possible for Connot to be born without Reese who is born years after him, so these events can't just happen. The first Connor who sent Reese didn't exist.
At 10/1/10 05:14 PM, Makakaov wrote: But how did that begin? It is not possible for Connot to be born without Reese who is born years after him, so these events can't just happen. The first Connor who sent Reese didn't exist.
Time travel theories are a bitch. I understand it pretty well, though. Doubt I could explain it.
It's an endless loop, made so that there are no paradoxes.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
At 10/1/10 05:16 PM, ryanson209 wrote:At 10/1/10 05:14 PM, Makakaov wrote: But how did that begin? It is not possible for Connot to be born without Reese who is born years after him, so these events can't just happen. The first Connor who sent Reese didn't exist.Time travel theories are a bitch. I understand it pretty well, though. Doubt I could explain it.
It's an endless loop, made so that there are no paradoxes.
yea byt loop has to be created first. And it can't happen if Connor doesn't send Reese to make him, because Connor doesn't exist then.
If this loop has to work, it must be created the way religious people talk about their god: It just was.
The scene in Predators where the Asian guy fights a predator with his sword, and they both die. It was so predictable that i could hardly enjoy the rest of the movie.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
The entire "Avatar" movie. It was terribly written and the special effects take up the entire movie.
When in doubt use human sacrifice.
Melting the crown in hellboy 2. Why didn't they just melt the piece the princess had on her? Problem solved. But i guess that wouldn't have made a very good movie.
Just the entire plot of The Italian Job remake. It has nothing to do with Italy and it's more of a carjacking than a job. You dont make a movie better if you just add more special effects and completely changing the plot.
I never really cared for that last scene of Titanic.
At 10/1/10 06:28 PM, Griffinite wrote: Just the entire plot of The Italian Job remake. It has nothing to do with Italy and it's more of a carjacking than a job. You dont make a movie better if you just add more special effects and completely changing the plot.
Speaking of this... the scene where they're playing basketball bothers the fuck out of me. The way marky-mark says "don't kid yourself, we're all personal on this one" jsut irks the fuck out of me. He says it so terribly... I hate Marky Mark movies. And yes, he'll always be "I pulled my pants down at a basket ball game" marky mark to me.
The ending of Back to the Future... why don't marty's parents realize that their son grew up to look exactly like their old highschool friend who hooked them up? Do you think Marty's mom still has a crush on her son?
John Rambo is my hero