Ask an Iraqi!

[AgroNurse]

So, my Army friend... who is currently tooling around in Iraq waiting to come home for a knee issue, is interviewing random Iraqis for his show. Why? I do not know, I think they are bored.

At any rate, he wants to know what you would ask an Iraqi. I'll post the clip when he sends it.

He's on the left in the pic... the guy in the middle is apparently Iraqi Poncherello.

[LiquidOoze]

Left guy's face is epic.

[Timmy]

Ask him:

Does he fear that the new Iraqi government will be overthrown or taken over once America's focus has shifted elsewhere?

What stereotypes are associated with Americans now, in that section of the world, and does that differ with how we were perceived prior to the war?

How much has the Iraqi economy been affected by the war? And by the recent downturn in American and World markets?

Do they have Taco Bell in Iraq?

[BizzarroPMP]

Dear Iraq,

What was wrong with Persia? Their name was cooler.

[Makakaov]

Ask him:

"When Nukes?"

[Prome]

why is u.s. army in iraq?

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

Given the terrain and climate, they must have some bitchin' sand castle sculptors. Ask him about one of those.

[SohlTofang]

At 10/1/10 02:12 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Dear Iraq,

What was wrong with Persia? Their name was cooler.

Silly, that's IRAN, not IRAQ. Mesopotamia was their old name.

Ask them if they feel like the invasion was a good or necessary thing.

[studmuffin7]

What does "durka durka" mean?

[GodOfVideoGames]

How many heads did he see a-splode?

[MrPercie]

I dont think that iranian in the picture is too happy hes got two fully armed soldiers who look both younger than him.

Ask them about th4ere opinions on irans nuclear projects and about US sanctions on iran. Which side are they on, are they too bothered about it at all or concerned on other issues.

Also how do they feel about medal of honour having the taliban playable in multiplayer? Yes? No? Maybe bacon?

tell meh

[Struggle]

Ask him Timmy's questions I'm interested to hear that.

[LoliTastic]

Ask Him
How do they see american lifestyles? Do they see it as amazing? Or horrible?

[ChaDMcBaDD]

At 10/1/10 02:11 PM, Timmy wrote: Ask him:

Does he fear that the new Iraqi government will be overthrown or taken over once America's focus has shifted elsewhere?

What stereotypes are associated with Americans now, in that section of the world, and does that differ with how we were perceived prior to the war?

How much has the Iraqi economy been affected by the war? And by the recent downturn in American and World markets?

Do they have Taco Bell in Iraq?

OMG THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD ASK. THATS INCREDIBLE. wow.

theres one other less serious question that i would want to know:

"did you guys ever actually have a WMD or was bush being a faggot?"

[Scarface]

Ask him what percentage of people in Iraq hate the shit out of America right now.

[BizzarroPMP]

At 10/1/10 02:16 PM, SohlTofang wrote:

At 10/1/10 02:12 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Dear Iraq,

What was wrong with Persia? Their name was cooler.

Silly, that's IRAN, not IRAQ. Mesopotamia was their old name.

Ask them if they feel like the invasion was a good or necessary thing.

OMFGOM YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!

[Wolfos]

At 10/1/10 02:16 PM, SohlTofang wrote: Mesopotamia was their old name.

Iraq is cooler.

[Irrelephant]

tell him i said hai

[Drake]

What is the oldest Arabic phrase commonly used today and what is it in English?

Where's the tavern?

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

[AgroNurse]

Sorry for the delay, apparently they had to actually do work, so the interview was delayed. I don't think everyone's questions were answered due to shitty internet connections in Iraq. Maybe Newgrounds is blocked.

I'm not sure why they are trying to channel Larry the Cable guy. I transcribed a couple questions, but as there's no pause button, it's hard to get all of them. Several more serious questions were ask, but I couldn't catch the whole interaction, so you'll have to listen yourself.

Q: Do you speak English?
A: Yes I does

Q-Why the fuck wouldn't you movie out of the goddamn desert?
A- I like the sand it's excellent though. The more. (The more sand the happier?) Yes.

Q- Do you have TIVO?
A- Yes, we have tivo.

Q- What does Durka Durka mean?
A- What is that? I don't know! Hahahaha! Durka Durka I don't know man... dooka dooka....

Q- What do you like drinking? What brands? (Interviewers go on a tangent about shitty beer in Iraq)
A- No, just beer. O the beers we have is... Teborg. I think it is from Turkey.

Here's the full interview

[Dromedary]

I like how the guy on the right has his hand gripped around his pistol.

Just in case.

[DarkMatter]

that dude in the picture looks like Sadam's Double.

Oh god, IT CANT BE!

IT'S SA-

*connection lost*

[Warforger]

At 10/1/10 02:12 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Dear Iraq,

What was wrong with Persia? Their name was cooler.

Your thinking of Iran, Iran was Persia, Iraq was Babylon/Mesopotamia.

[lawlmaster]

The guy on the right looks nervous for some reason, the guy on the left looks like he got hit in the face with a can of laughing gas, and the guy in the middle is like "how long do i have to wear this pilot suit?"

[AgroNurse]

At 10/3/10 06:16 PM, lawlmaster wrote: The guy on the right looks nervous for some reason, the guy on the left looks like he got hit in the face with a can of laughing gas, and the guy in the middle is like "how long do i have to wear this pilot suit?"

The guy on the left is always giggleass about something, the guy in the middle is part of the new Iraqi Police force. Idk the guy on the right.

Again, the link to the interview!

[iateamexican]

Ask him has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Breaktroll]

dear Iraqi

I'm twelve and what is this?

/troll