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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 04:59:06

At 10/1/10 12:20 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Zombie users will make topics about eating Brains.

You rang? Sadly, I'm not dead.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 07:49:38

At 10/1/10 12:18 AM, esko-man wrote:
At 9/30/10 11:59 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Newgrounds is filled with suiciding cowards
It does seem like there are a lot of suicides, and NG isn't even available in China

Most ppl that used NG are 15-25 ish. The most common causes of death in that range are accidents, suicide and murder.

You know you want to :P

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 08:03:37

R.I.P. Livecorpse

Oh, and I love how there are two totally different versions of his death in this thread XD

Or wait...maybe that's not funny, it's just disrespectful :/ Idk, I think the idea of a NG graveyard for top contributors to be remembered is a good idea actually...

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 08:07:05

At 9/30/10 11:14 PM, esko-man wrote:
At 9/30/10 11:12 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Hi there, pal.
What's his story?

On March 21, 2005, in Red Lake high school, Minnesota, Weise killed a total of nine people before shooting himself. These included his grandfather, his girlfriend, a security guard, five other students, and a teacher, while injuring at least fifteen other people.
He used two handguns, a shotgun and a bullet proof vest he stole off the security guard he killed earlier which were recovered by the police in the aftermath of the shooting.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 08:10:54

At 10/1/10 12:13 AM, zen64 wrote:
At 9/30/10 11:59 PM, towellyfan wrote:
At 9/30/10 11:20 PM, Ptero wrote: I'm dead.
I am too.
So am I.

I'm not

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 08:11:17

At 10/1/10 04:39 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 10/1/10 04:29 AM, Tykwa wrote: RiP Earfetish 4/21/10
BULLSHIT!

I guess the old saying "links, or it never happened" applies here.

RiP, Earfetishes amazing sotries.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 10:06:14

At 10/1/10 08:11 AM, Tykwa wrote:
RiP, Earfetishes amazing sotries.

It's about users, not stories moron

@Painbringer: Yes i think it's a great idea to have a so called "Virtual Cemetary"
Or just an announcement or something, but how do you know when a user is dead?..

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 10:32:34

At 9/30/10 11:57 PM, Painbringer wrote: Livecorpse is one to remember.

He made 100 Flashes, shot a cop in the leg, and shot himself in the head.

What an idiot, jail isn't THAT bad.

You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 13:24:33

At 10/1/10 10:06 AM, Dent0n wrote: but how do you know when a user is dead?..

The only way to know is if a friend, spouse, or sibling makes a post about. Or, if the user is terminally ill, he or she can make a serious post about it, with the doctor's estimated time left to live.

I certainly hope my boyfriend makes a post when I die.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 13:44:54

I believe no one has mentioned Major-Punk yet? He used to be active in the Wi/Ht section I think..

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 15:10:27

Well, is Tom's cat, Sherbert, still alive? He's been around forever...

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 15:30:54

At 10/1/10 01:44 PM, Narusegawa wrote: I believe no one has mentioned Major-Punk yet? He used to be active in the Wi/Ht section I think..

Barely heard of him. I do remember voting on some of the "Catch 'Em All in 493+ Days" movies he made while they were under judgment, however.
I'm chalking up a Wikigrounds page for him right now. If anyone has any info they think I should know, feel free to PM me.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 16:07:13

At 10/1/10 10:06 AM, Dent0n wrote:

@Painbringer: Yes i think it's a great idea to have a so called "Virtual Cemetary"
Or just an announcement or something, but how do you know when a user is dead?..

I just think that's a little morbid for a flash site..

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 16:08:35

At 10/1/10 01:44 PM, Narusegawa wrote: I believe no one has mentioned Major-Punk yet? He used to be active in the Wi/Ht section I think..

Yeah, he was very active back in 2005 and 2006. He wasn't so active in 2007 and then in 2008, his friend announced he passed away. I was very sad to hear about his death when I came across his news post.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 20:10:16

At 10/1/10 04:11 PM, stick101 wrote:

Your dead, I remember because we hanged ourselves together

No. The rope broke a few seconds after we passed out. I got up and left you for dead.

It was a really good orgasm though.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 20:53:16

At 10/1/10 04:08 PM, Bahamut wrote: I was very sad to hear about his death when I came across his news post.

How did he go?

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 21:51:24

At 10/1/10 09:50 PM, HayBayBee wrote: HayBayBee died.

Dibs on the body.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 21:53:29

I think evan210 killed himself.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 22:09:33

VASTCOOL

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 22:28:18

At 10/1/10 09:51 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 10/1/10 09:50 PM, HayBayBee wrote: HayBayBee died.
Dibs on the body.

what if shes fat though i mean she probably is

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 22:34:18

This guy had balls.

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 22:36:50

At 10/1/10 10:34 PM, kittehg0d wrote: This guy had balls.

but no lungs!

bwahahahahha

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 22:43:57

At 10/1/10 09:53 PM, Danavers wrote: I think evan210 killed himself.

Whoa, when did this happen?

Wasn't he the guy with the octopus?

i do not understand did you explode his testicals
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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 22:44:39

At 10/1/10 10:28 PM, RobotTaco wrote:
At 10/1/10 09:51 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 10/1/10 09:50 PM, HayBayBee wrote: HayBayBee died.
Dibs on the body.
what if shes fat though i mean she probably is

inb4 butthurt whining

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Response to Dead Users 2010-10-01 23:09:24

At 10/1/10 09:53 PM, Danavers wrote: I think evan210 killed himself.

"I've tried. I really have. But no matter how hard, I still end up a failure. I have almost no friends. I rarely talk to people. I can't do anything right. Everyone hates me and no one cares about me. My parents don't trust me, and they don't believe I can do anything by myself without some sort of help. Nobody gives a shit about how I feel or what I think. Whenever I think I made a friend, it turns out they were either using me, trying to hurt me, or something else that causes our "friendship" to end quickly, leaving me there with nothing. It happens regardless of how I treat them. But I found a solution. No one can hurt a dead body. Yes, that's right. Suicide. I'm going to slit my wrists, then my throat, and if I'm still alive and able, I'll stab myself in the stomach just to make sure. I've heard it before. "Suicide isn't the only way". Well fuck you, how would you know? In my case it is. We're all different Besides... even if I have a successful life, which I doubt, what's the point of it? We die anyway. Ultimately, nothing will be different. I'll still end up a useless corpse. And honestly, that seems more appealing than being lonely and getting ridiculed every day. Now to those of you very few people that care at all about me, I'm sorry. To the rest, fuck you and go to hell. As soon as I press the send button, I'm picking up the 7" kitchen knife and letting my blood cover the floor.
This is fucking it.

Evan Laboiteaux Noyes
3/26/2010"

Holy shit, that is one epic suicide note!

And even though I feel certain he did it, and is dead, I'm happy knowing that he let it all out before, well, letting it all out.

I hope he's in a better place, or at least resting peacefully.

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