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Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:43:30 Reply

What's the easiest way to do this besides taking laxatives?
Basically, the past few days I've been having diarrhea, and the doctors need to test stuff from my stool, which is like... my shit or something I guess.
I need to have diarrhea and put it in these containers then bring it back to them eventually, but I got home and now I'm not having diarrhea, I won't go into detail on what my shit looks like or what's happening because none of you give a fuck and I don't really care either.
But I need to get diarrhea again so they can find out what is wrong with me.. They think it's just from some prescription the doctor gave me a few weeks ago and I do hope that's the case, but somebody has to know something about this.
Somebody told me put eyedrops in my drink, but I've looked that up and that can be extremely bad for you... So, I'm not going there and I don't have money for laxatives.

Help?


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:46:09 Reply

A disturbance of the bacterial flora in your stomach will most of the time cause diarrhea. Bad milk, for example, can cause diarrhea.


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:46:14 Reply

I think dairy products, lots of them but I don't know for sure...


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:46:58 Reply

Well, some people have floppy shit from baked cheese, others from bacterias in milk. You should find your floppy shit maker and eat tons of it.

Eating rotten food might help you also, but i'm not 100% sure it will.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:47:18 Reply

LOTS of pure orange juice will cause runny faeces. Excess sugar means the poo can't become solid.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:48:17 Reply

Also, try to get as less vitamin D as you can.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:49:16 Reply

Have fun with that.


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:49:26 Reply

Go out the night before and drink loads of beer and other alcoholic beverages.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 12:51:10 Reply

But... if you aren't having problems anymore.... why would you want to start back up?

At any rate, you can try drinking 100% apple juice, have a few cups of caffeinated coffee if you don't drink it normally, or do what grandma does and go buy some prune juice. Castor oil will work, but it might screw around with the tests.. don't know for sure


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 13:00:53 Reply

Or you can get ice cream, heat it so it melts, freeze it again, and then eat it.

If you do it, there's a chance that you get Salmonella, and you will shit diarrhea like a rail gun.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 13:08:15 Reply

Burritos or bad shishkebab can also cause diarrhea.

FACT!

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 13:12:17 Reply

Eat a raw chicken breast... and wash it down with a glass of whiskey mixed with raw egg.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 13:25:21 Reply

Order as much meat from your local chinese takeaway as possible. Then finish it off with the spiciest curry you can make, all washed down with a gallon of prune juice.

The chinese alone, if you pick the right place will give you the shits for a week.

If you live in the Cornwall area, I can give you the phone number. It was their thai green curry that did it to me.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-09-30 13:31:11 Reply

At 9/30/10 12:46 PM, Makakaov wrote: ...floppy shit...

That made me chuckle.

How expensive are laxatives? Surely they won't be so expensive you can't afford them, I mean, they're just pills. Anyway, if you want to have diarrhea, drink stuff. LOTS of stuff.


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2010-10-01 03:29:02 Reply

How did this turn out anyway?


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 12:45:42 Reply

duude nobody wants to hav diarea but is just not somting to get on purpose! u

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 12:47:06 Reply

12/10 best thread of december

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 12:47:59 Reply

At 12/18/12 12:47 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: 12/10 best thread of december

was made on sep

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 12:48:37 Reply

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 12:49:24 Reply

At 12/18/12 12:47 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: 12/10 best thread of december

This is from September two years ago.


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 13:02:21 Reply

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 13:05:16 Reply

At 12/18/12 12:49 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:47 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: 12/10 best thread of december
This is from September two years ago.

well...

fuck

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 13:07:15 Reply

At 12/18/12 01:05 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:49 PM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 12/18/12 12:47 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: 12/10 best thread of december
This is from September two years ago.
well...

fuck

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 14:15:58 Reply

Put a hosepipe up your ass & turn it on until your stomach hurts. Or you could do something like Human Centipede, but to yourself.


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 14:18:01 Reply

At 9/30/10 01:00 PM, Makakaov wrote: Or you can get ice cream, heat it so it melts, freeze it again, and then eat it.

If you do it, there's a chance that you get Salmonella, and you will shit diarrhea like a rail gun.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 14:18:28 Reply

Just drink a lot water, you lose water in your body fast with diarrhea.

drink bleach

What comes around goes around...

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 14:24:37 Reply

Lots of vitamin C.
Avoid potatos.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 14:53:03 Reply

If you're not having diarrhea anymore, why would you even need to go to the doctors now?


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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 19:30:58 Reply

Try some good old fashioned vitamin T-B.

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Response to Diarrhea On Purpose? 2012-12-18 19:32:16 Reply

Aren't you cured then?


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