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What's the easiest way to do this besides taking laxatives?
Basically, the past few days I've been having diarrhea, and the doctors need to test stuff from my stool, which is like... my shit or something I guess.
I need to have diarrhea and put it in these containers then bring it back to them eventually, but I got home and now I'm not having diarrhea, I won't go into detail on what my shit looks like or what's happening because none of you give a fuck and I don't really care either.
But I need to get diarrhea again so they can find out what is wrong with me.. They think it's just from some prescription the doctor gave me a few weeks ago and I do hope that's the case, but somebody has to know something about this.
Somebody told me put eyedrops in my drink, but I've looked that up and that can be extremely bad for you... So, I'm not going there and I don't have money for laxatives.
A disturbance of the bacterial flora in your stomach will most of the time cause diarrhea. Bad milk, for example, can cause diarrhea.
Well, some people have floppy shit from baked cheese, others from bacterias in milk. You should find your floppy shit maker and eat tons of it.
Eating rotten food might help you also, but i'm not 100% sure it will.
But... if you aren't having problems anymore.... why would you want to start back up?
At any rate, you can try drinking 100% apple juice, have a few cups of caffeinated coffee if you don't drink it normally, or do what grandma does and go buy some prune juice. Castor oil will work, but it might screw around with the tests.. don't know for sure
Order as much meat from your local chinese takeaway as possible. Then finish it off with the spiciest curry you can make, all washed down with a gallon of prune juice.
The chinese alone, if you pick the right place will give you the shits for a week.
If you live in the Cornwall area, I can give you the phone number. It was their thai green curry that did it to me.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
At 9/30/10 12:46 PM, Makakaov wrote: ...floppy shit...
That made me chuckle.
How expensive are laxatives? Surely they won't be so expensive you can't afford them, I mean, they're just pills. Anyway, if you want to have diarrhea, drink stuff. LOTS of stuff.
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At 9/30/10 01:00 PM, Makakaov wrote: Or you can get ice cream, heat it so it melts, freeze it again, and then eat it.
If you do it, there's a chance that you get Salmonella, and you will shit diarrhea like a rail gun.
Try not to let your mind wander, It's too small to be out on it's own.
Just drink a lot water, you lose water in your body fast with diarrhea.
Right, mate, are you reading this?
Aren't you cured then?
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