ok im out of options

[gatbusta32415]

NG how do i get a girlfriend?

[Urban-Champion]

Rape is always an option.

She'll never forget you after that night.

[Lagerkapo]

Hookers are cheaper than court fees. And dating, for that matter.

[stoptalking]

Do a push up or something.

[DP]

At 9/27/10 09:30 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote: NG how do i get a girlfriend?

Log out of newgrounds. Get on with your life.

[RyderOmega]

At 9/27/10 09:31 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Rape is always an option.

She'll never forget you after that night.

Unless you use Ruffies.

[Dan71210]

just flashem your dick and theyll be like nah jk i dunno my moms in the room cough

[Stretchysumo]

You don't.

[Pmnin]

Damnit, I read "ok im out of potions"

[Yukin]

Grab their cock of course. Easy as grabbing your own dick!

[BizzarroPMP]

At 9/27/10 09:30 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote: NG how do i get a girlfriend?

YOU don't. You're out of options, remember?

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

Why don't you try talking to a girl, and find one that likes you? Then build a relationship from there. If you come back and ask how to build a relationship, you should probably consider killing yourself.

[Garage]

Wait until they walk out to their car alone.

[Garage]

Practice with this.

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[Hiphopopotamus]

Chicks totally go for the guy with the largest post count.

[ImaSmartass2]

Use Aqua dots.

[Yudios]

Just talk to a girl as if she is a guy but don't say stuff you just wouldn't say to a girl. Be confident and charismatic, it's the looks are personality that get you places with women. Start working out, have an eppifinny and become a psycopathic nhilist and brainwash a bunch of women to become serial killers

thats what i wanna do

[Kwing]

At 9/27/10 09:33 PM, RyderOmega wrote:

At 9/27/10 09:31 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Rape is always an option.

She'll never forget you after that night.

Unless you use Ruffies.

For a second I misread that as Ruffles. But if you offer a girl Ruffles she'll have a night with you that she'll NEVER forget!

[headphenomenon]

You're not getting any luckier with getting a girlfriend by sticking around these parts.

[Neoncrotch]

Stop being a small dick person.

[Painbringer]

At 9/27/10 09:30 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote: NG how do i get a girlfriend?

You could try one or more of these options:

a. Go out there and try your luck.
b. Take some lessons other guys and then try your luck.
c. Try a matchmaking website.
d. Pay regularly for a hooker.
e. Kidnap and confine a girl.
f. Kill yourself and hope to be reincarnated as a better man.
g. Admit that you're gay and get a boyfriend instead.