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Can someone give me a creative way to get banned before I start...

Using racist, sexist, and homophobic language
Posting porno
Linking to viruses
Preaching the positives of murder
Organizing attacks on other websites
Spawning alts
Spewing users' addresses, names, and phone numbers
Bumping the oldest available threads
Spamming short posts
Creating duplicates of locked threads
Pointing out the flaws of every post
Picture spam seizure-inducing GIF's
Posting in all caps
Harassing users
Harassing mods
Fabricating troll posts
Hating on the kitty krew
Advertising a website
Duplicating existing threads
Posting in Afrikaans
Making stat threads
Answering every question with 'use Google'

...all while proclaiming myself to be a moderator.

At 9/27/10 09:35 PM, Heinrich wrote:

At 9/27/10 08:56 PM, snyperscope wrote: What is the BBS good for.

Absolutely nothing!
Say it again, y'all

Finally, I was wondering when someone was going to make that joke...

I get on here to joke around.

This is no time for pussy talk. Man up.

At 9/27/10 09:49 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: This is no time for pussy talk. Man up.

The guy you're looking for is across the street.

Here's his address.

At 9/27/10 08:57 PM, NoxDexus wrote: The BBS is everything. If you lose it, you lose life.

Somehow, I lost the game by reading your post.

OT: The bbs is a good time waster but lately I've just been posting in a desperate attempt to have someone read my blog and transfer $5.00 or garrysmod into my steam account.

I am pathetic.

At 9/27/10 09:02 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 9/27/10 08:56 PM, snyperscope wrote: What is the BBS good for...

HUAH!! Absolutely nothin!

SAY IT AGAIN YALL!!

This, beat me to it and did it differently that I would have.

Talking to complete and udder strangers who you don't feel like talking to privately via PM.

BBS - the forum at Newgrounds.com that allows people to appeal to a group of other users on the website, who are also referred to as "Newgrounders".

Go outside, make friends, repeat till normal.
The bbs is only good if you work at a computer all day, in a small shitty city,
and need something to distract you from thoughts of disemboweling yourself...

Or if I wanted to be less of a cad, I could say it's a good place to socialize,
I don't know...

It reminds me that even though I'm gay, there's at least several thousand people gayer.

penpals of course

At 9/27/10 11:17 PM, ryanson209 wrote: It reminds me that even though I'm gay, there's at least several thousand people gayer.

Well played sir!

social interaction. and the occasional mental-stimulating thread that I can actually learn something from.

makes me laugh sometimes

At 9/27/10 08:56 PM, snyperscope wrote: Is this worth something, or is it an addiction I have to break?

Breaking things is bad, it's irresponsible and a fine demonstration of ones inability to transcend bestial impulses.
I would say you mine as well knock on Fred Flintstones door to let him know he has a new neighbor, but you'd likely lose yourself in a fit of stupidity and break poor Fred's door down.