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Shes like 50 and kinda fat, but I wanna fuck her brains out for some reason. She only ever comes out occaisonally to hang shit on the line, and starting a conversation out of the blue would be kinda arkward scenes as I never even talk to her. She has a husband who is a fat fuck but I basically just wanna fuck this old bitch.
what do?
At 9/27/10 04:02 PM, Yudios wrote: what do?
Don't try to fuck the married fat bitch?
Easy, murder her husband and wear his skin. She wouldn't know the difference.
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At 9/27/10 04:03 PM, zen64 wrote: Easy, murder her husband and wear his skin. She wouldn't know the difference.
her husband is a fat fuck
wouldn't you think it'd be a loose fit?
Also I want to fuck her, I find older women kinda attractive for some reason
At 9/27/10 04:05 PM, Yudios wrote:At 9/27/10 04:03 PM, zen64 wrote: Easy, murder her husband and wear his skin. She wouldn't know the difference.her husband is a fat fuckwouldn't you think it'd be a loose fit?
Nah, you could use his fat as a mushy cushion.
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This video will show you what to do
I apologize in advance.
At 9/27/10 04:15 PM, BLUNTxMAN412 wrote: This video will show you what to do
How to bang your old neighbor, A tutorial by Tom Hanks
wow to anyone who has their status bar off you will now regret it.
Prepare barbecue and add lot of petrol in it and tell her husband to fire it up and you bring the meat.After you burned her husband simply threat her that you will do same to her if she dont give you what you want!!!
Alert! Future psychopath spotted.
At 9/27/10 04:02 PM, Jacco wrote:At 9/27/10 04:02 PM, Yudios wrote: what do?Don't try to fuck the married fat bitch?
You're boring. Get some adventure into your life. Fuck an old married fat bitch.
Here's what to do, drink lots of water and dont fap all week , then sneek into her house and fill all her stockings with cum, then escape unnoticed, that is your mission should you except it.
Haha, just avoid her and have sex with a fat young chick that isn't married.
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