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Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 05:51 PM

I'm curious to hear if anyone else that is uncircumcised every experienced not cleaning their penis then eventually seeing how dirty it is under the head/glans/mushroom? I knew I had to CLEAN my penis, but I didn't realize that all the shit under it was so yellow and that I needed soap and water to clean it.

I'm thirteen so I'm not disgusting am I? Any other brothers know what I'm talking about?


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 05:52 PM

At 9/26/10 05:51 PM, FurryDemon wrote:
I'm thirteen so I'm not disgusting am I? Any other brothers know what I'm talking about?

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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 05:55 PM

You should kill your parents for not cutting half your dick off like everybody else.

I remember a study where girls said they were less likely to give oral to people with that extra foreskin.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 05:55 PM

God thats disgusting whats wrong with you?


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 05:56 PM

Ok look, I am circumcised but you need to know that if you don't clean there, it can get infected. Make sure you clean your dick.

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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 05:56 PM

At 9/26/10 05:55 PM, stoptalking wrote: God thats disgusting whats wrong with you?

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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 05:57 PM

I think that's what a FAB user would say is "Why your not FAB like me"


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:00 PM

At 9/26/10 05:51 PM, FurryDemon wrote: I'm curious to hear if anyone else that is uncircumcised every experienced not cleaning their penis then eventually seeing how dirty it is under the head/glans/mushroom? I knew I had to CLEAN my penis, but I didn't realize that all the shit under it was so yellow and that I needed soap and water to clean it.

I'm thirteen so I'm not disgusting am I? Any other brothers know what I'm talking about?

Your thirteen and your very disgusting
Just cleen yo dick and youll be non disgusting.
Also get the foreskin cut off like the americans, because americans are cool.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:01 PM

At 9/26/10 05:51 PM, FurryDemon wrote: I knew I had to CLEAN my penis, but I didn't realize that all the shit under it was so yellow and that I needed soap and water to clean it.

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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:25 PM

Just clean it in the shower in the morning..

And keep the details to your motherfucking self!

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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:27 PM

it's just yeast. you get that when you don't clean your penis for an excessive amount of time.

key: just wash it, it's not that hard.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:31 PM

At 9/26/10 06:25 PM, Fleuve wrote: Just clean it in the shower in the morning..

And keep the details to your motherfucking self!

I touched it and found a hole and I didn't even MOVE my penis and something started wriggling inside it, then some weird worm like shit came out of it and it had blood everywhere and kinda stuck to my foreskin. It felt hot.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:32 PM

On the subject, how the fuck do cut guys wank?
I mean, if you're uncut and you pull the foreskin back so it's below the head, then try and fap..
Well, it's nothing short of uncomfortable.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:34 PM

yeah it can get infected so clean daily

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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:37 PM

Dude just no. I don't care if your circumcised or uncircumcised YOU ALWAYS WASH YOU DICK. Its fucking hygiene it doesn't matter if your 13 or if your 40 you always wash your dick, do you just not shower?


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:37 PM

At 9/26/10 05:55 PM, Genocide wrote: You should kill your parents for not cutting half your dick off like everybody else.

I remember a study where girls said they were less likely to give oral to people with that extra foreskin.

That was probably in America, where it's become a social norm to mutilate babies penis's at birth.

Oh and don't feel bad OP, I'm 16 and I have phimosis (foreskin is too tight to pull back) and I have never actually seen the full head of my dick. I can only imagine the horrors that lye beneath.

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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:39 PM

At 9/26/10 06:32 PM, iateamexican wrote: On the subject, how the fuck do cut guys wank?
I mean, if you're uncut and you pull the foreskin back so it's below the head, then try and fap..
Well, it's nothing short of uncomfortable.

The skin is gone.
Its NOT THERE.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:40 PM

At 9/26/10 06:31 PM, FurryDemon wrote:
At 9/26/10 06:25 PM, Fleuve wrote: Just clean it in the shower in the morning..

And keep the details to your motherfucking self!
I touched it and found a hole and I didn't even MOVE my penis and something started wriggling inside it, then some weird worm like shit came out of it and it had blood everywhere and kinda stuck to my foreskin. It felt hot.

Guy, I didn't need to see that description take root inside my mind so you can carry out yo legacy of nasty fuckin' shit.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:40 PM

LET US NOW CUT OFF A PIECE OF OUR BODY FOR NO APPARENT REASON!

Seriously though, having an uncircumsized penis is better. Sure it gets dirty, but only if you don't shower. Evolution gave it to us for a reason. It might be harder living uncut style. Which makes it more of a challenge. Here's a simple analogy: Both Tom and Jack have a motorcycle. But Jack, decided that a motorcycle is too hard to clean and manage, so he decided to trade it for a tricycle. However Tom, he's a real man and he doesn't mind a bit of a challenge. Plus he'd never trade his pride, or cut off its parts for reasons unknown to Man.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:42 PM

At 9/26/10 06:39 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote:
At 9/26/10 06:32 PM, iateamexican wrote: On the subject, how the fuck do cut guys wank?
I mean, if you're uncut and you pull the foreskin back so it's below the head, then try and fap..
Well, it's nothing short of uncomfortable.
The skin is gone.
Its NOT THERE.

That's my point..
So wait.. are you saying cut guys can't jack off?


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:44 PM


That's my point..
So wait.. are you saying cut guys can't jack off?

HOLY SHIT DAWG GO WATCH SOME PORN OR SOMETHING! That should answer ALL.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:45 PM

At 9/26/10 06:32 PM, iateamexican wrote: On the subject, how the fuck do cut guys wank?
I mean, if you're uncut and you pull the foreskin back so it's below the head, then try and fap..
Well, it's nothing short of uncomfortable.

This has always puzzled me. Do they need to get some sort of lube WHENEVER they wank? In that case with a foreskin it's a lot less messy.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:47 PM

At 9/26/10 06:31 PM, FurryDemon wrote: I touched it and found a hole and I didn't even MOVE my penis and something started wriggling inside it, then some weird worm like shit came out of it and it had blood everywhere

JUST FREAKING CLEAN IT.
Why didnt you clean it in the first place?


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:49 PM

At 9/26/10 06:42 PM, iateamexican wrote: That's my point..
So wait.. are you saying cut guys can't jack off?

No im saying that without the skin there its not uncomfortable.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:49 PM

Yes. Pieces of skin that are unwashed tend to stink and be dirty. Just pull the skin back and watch it. Thank goodness my parents circumsized me and I do not have to worry about all this.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:50 PM

iateamexican let's just make fun of people who have half-dicks.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:50 PM

If nobody's realised this is a troll yet, than NG, I am disappoint.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:50 PM

Circumcised or uncircumcised, a dirty dick is still a dirty dick. If you haven't got the good graces to wash it every now and then, then you're better off without one.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:51 PM

At 9/26/10 06:50 PM, Lorkas wrote: iateamexican let's just make fun of people who have half-dicks.

Cootie let's just make fun of people who are dirty and have shit on thier smelly dicks.


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Response to Uncircumcised penis is very dirty.. Sep. 26th, 2010 @ 06:51 PM

At 9/26/10 06:49 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote:
At 9/26/10 06:42 PM, iateamexican wrote: That's my point..
So wait.. are you saying cut guys can't jack off?
No im saying that without the skin there its not uncomfortable.

How would you actually go about doing it, though?
As Lorkas asked, do you have to use lube every time or what?
It's quite surprising to see how little I actually know on the subject..
Oh well.


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