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Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:39:15 Reply

I went to give blood today, the nurse said my file claimed I had a type A-positive blood. I replied:

No, I don't have an A-positive blood type. Your records must show a type-O.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:39:49 Reply

Lolz


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:40:12 Reply

You're one witty motherfucker.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:40:29 Reply

I love you.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:40:42 Reply

Thread of the millennium 2000.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:41:20 Reply

I'm having trouble understanding this thread.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:42:20 Reply

I was lost in life, but then I discovered this thread.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:43:19 Reply

lololololol. so funny.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:44:27 Reply

At 9/25/10 07:41 PM, hitman1993 wrote: I'm having trouble understanding this thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I get it now!!!! Typo! That is fuckin hilarious!


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:46:42 Reply

At 9/25/10 07:44 PM, hitman1993 wrote:
At 9/25/10 07:41 PM, hitman1993 wrote: I'm having trouble understanding this thread.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I get it now!!!! Typo! That is fuckin hilarious!

You must get a lot of speeding tickets


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:51:29 Reply

I am an O+, so that joke cannot apply to me

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:53:59 Reply

At 9/25/10 07:51 PM, Matkingos wrote: I am an O+, so that joke cannot apply to me

It's a bloody good thing you are O+!


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 19:54:37 Reply

Hehehe, you made a funny,


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:04:25 Reply

Hahaha! That was awesome!!

Giving blood is sweet also.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:06:55 Reply

Ah hah hah, what a punny story, Wreckages. Anyway, how is your sex life?

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:07:30 Reply

It did have a Type-O because you are HIV positive.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:09:36 Reply

At 9/25/10 08:06 PM, FireReign wrote: Ah hah hah, what a punny story, Wreckages. Anyway, how is your sex life?

I'd give it about a 7/10 at the moment, how about you?


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:12:27 Reply

At 9/25/10 08:07 PM, Neoncouch wrote: It did have a Type-O because you are HIV positive.

This. Also puns are a horrible form of humor.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:36:57 Reply

At 9/25/10 08:12 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:
At 9/25/10 08:07 PM, Neoncouch wrote: It did have a Type-O because you are HIV positive.
This. Also puns are a horrible form of humor.

False statements are false

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:42:52 Reply

You sir, have just made my day!

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:46:06 Reply

Good one buddy.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 20:53:04 Reply

That was certainly A Positive point of my day.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:03:16 Reply

At 9/25/10 08:36 PM, Matkingos wrote:
At 9/25/10 08:12 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:
At 9/25/10 08:07 PM, Neoncouch wrote: It did have a Type-O because you are HIV positive.
This. Also puns are a horrible form of humor.
False statements are false

Retarded fag is retarded fag.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:04:56 Reply

I would donate blood on a regular basis, But I have a phobia of needles. The thought of that thin fucker pushing through flesh and muscle and going in deep gives me the shits.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:04:55 Reply

ITT: If OP had like 10 or so posts he'd have had his asshole torn apart repeatedly.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:19:35 Reply

Ohohoho! Good one, if I weighed enough to give blood, maybe I'd use that one.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:25:57 Reply

Thread of the Year.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:26:25 Reply

I drew the best way to give blood. It's always best to do these things in person.

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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:27:58 Reply

This thread deserves a medal.


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Response to Giving Blood 2010-09-25 21:38:04 Reply

At 9/25/10 09:04 PM, Lagatag wrote: ITT: If OP had like 10 or so posts he'd have had his asshole torn apart repeatedly.

i see no problem with this


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