I have plenty of experience living in tiny-ass towns where you can't find a bag sometimes.
Let me see if I can find you some links that might help you.
Nutmeg Guide-- If I'm not mistaken this is the guide I used when I was eating a lot of nutmeg. He warns of the painfully slow onset and continued effects throughout the week. If you have school in the morning, this might not be the best time to start a nutmeg trip, but the trip isn't bad, you'll just be tired. Nutmeg is a pretty safe drug :) Nutmeg is very very relaxing. The first time I ate nutmeg I found focusing on movies was difficult and lying in the dark was lots of fun.
Computer Duster -- The canned air people use to clean out their keyboards can get you really high for a short amount of time. This is not the safest of drugs because:
A) Huffing things is bad, you're replacing the oxygen your body needs with a strong aerosol. It kills some brain cells in the process, but hey..they'll grow back, right?
B) The canned air is so cold when it leaves the can that if you do it wrong, you could freeze your tongue, throat, or lungs. The first two are just pain, but if you freeze your lungs you could end up dying. The remedy for this is to use 8-10 layers of t-shirt folded between you and the can of air. I found its best to keep that 10 layers there the entire time. You go through more computer duster than normal but its much safer.
Computer duster is very much like whippets, or Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas). There's not much giggling laughter involved, but the body high is outrageous. Sounds blend together, sometimes your vision goes away for a few seconds, replaced by imaginary imagery. This could be your brain cells dying, or you passing out from lack of oxygen, but stuff does happen.
DXM, Dextromethorphan -- The key ingredient in cough syrup... The good thing is DXM is easy to come by, the bad part is that you gotta get the dose just right. If you don't take enough it'll becoming boring and bland, but if you take too much you could go to another world for a few hours and fall asleep. Lemme see if I can find the level guide for it.
The Plateaus of DXM -- A good read, if you skip down to the plateau explanation. There are 4 plateaus with DXM and the first two are fun... I've been to the 4th plateau, don't go there :P Its sad there. Try not to get the DXM mixed with anything, some of the other chemicals found in cough syrup: pseudoephedrine, phenylephrine, oxymetazoline, guafenesin, etc, these are bad chemicals and will all have side-effects on your trip. The DXM isn't the only one to have massive effects and some of the effects are hospital-worthy or worse.
Benadryl! :D -- Benadryl is easily available, mostly safe, and pretty cheap. I use it to sleep and go through about 100 pills every month or two. However, if you really wanna get funky on the benadryl, I recommend taking 200mgs. This will make you slanted. You'll like sittin in your chair watching movies. Sadly at this dose you may just fall asleep once the fun sets in. I've read many reports where people get up to 400mgs and suddenly: Their friend walks in from the kitchen and they have a conversation. Then they stand up and realize their friend was never there to begin with. Full on delirium. Best to stay in your room if you're gonan take 400 mgs. Somehow most people don't fall asleep after 400 mgs of Benadryl, but I've never been ballzy enough to try it. If I had a day or two with the house to myself I would totally try it though. Lock all the doors and windows so nobody comes in, take the 400 mgs, and wait for it :) Next thing you know its a party at your house but you don't have to feed anyone.
Orrr...you could have spiders crawling up your leg. You never know.
Dramamine -- I have never, ever, EVER, used Dramamine for a high purpose though I've heard it can be done. Wish I could give you the ups and downs but it ain't happenin'. I've provided a link that should answer some questions.
I think that's all I can think of. If you have a hippie shop they might have some Salvia Extracts you can buy, those are pretty fun for a while.
Salvia's Experience vault.
Erowid.org's Experience Vault is where I learned everything I know about drugs. Well..and first hand experience. But, before trying anything new I go to the Exp vault and read up on it. Its very informative and can help you find cheap easy legal ways to get high :)
Always do your research first, its very VERY -VERY- important to not hurt yourself.
Be safe, know yourself and your limits. Always start small and work up, you can't start too high and work down(death). Better to be bored than to find yourself in the ER or worse.
Said it a few times, but its important, ALWAYS KNOW YOUR LIMITS! ALWAYS. Always. ALWAYS.
You never want to die, and I would feel terrible if someone took my advice and hurt themselves, research for yourself as to what your body can and cannot handle.
That disclaimer being said:
Happy Trippin my friend. I hope you find the relaxation you're looking for.
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS BE SAFE! lol :D Better safe than sorry.