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Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 04:54 PM Reply

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2010/9 /22/heisman-harvard-mother-death/

The man was a 35-year old Somerville resident who shot himself on the top step of the Memorial Church on Saturday during a gathering. He left the suicide note online, says his mother.

The note, in it's entirety, is HERE. It's a 4.15 MB PDF file.

I dare on of you to read it all.

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:03 PM Reply

Ironically, by the time he finished writing his suicide note, he had died of natural causes.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 05:03 PM, Timmy wrote: Ironically, by the time he finished writing his suicide note, he had died of natural causes.

Had he really?


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:06 PM Reply

I am bound and determined to read this for reasons I can not explain.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:07 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 05:04 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 9/24/10 05:03 PM, Timmy wrote: Ironically, by the time he finished writing his suicide note, he had died of natural causes.
Had he really?

No.

It would have been a lot funnier though.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:07 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 05:04 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 9/24/10 05:03 PM, Timmy wrote: Ironically, by the time he finished writing his suicide note, he had died of natural causes.
Had he really?

well he shot himselve so how the fuck is that natural?

well at least we know he truely wanted to die because no pussy sucider would write almost 2000 pages about why they wanna die before they go "bah it aint all that bad, lets have a wank"


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:08 PM Reply

that is a suicide book, not a note.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:08 PM Reply

The Seditious Genius of the Spiritual Penis of
Jesus

hahahahaha


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:09 PM Reply

i just skipped all the way to the end. is this gonna be on the test?


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:10 PM Reply

I read a little bit of the beginning, actually kind of interesting, I may look back into this when I have more time on my hands.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:17 PM Reply

only pussies kill themselves, plus the whole note is pretty much a research paper talkin about religion. who cares though if some religious douche decides to shoot himself at a church?

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:25 PM Reply

"THE SEDITIOUS GENIUS OF THE SPIRITUAL PENIS OF JESUS"

What an awesome chapter name in a suicide note.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:28 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 04:54 PM, Spikrodd wrote: The note, in it's entirety, is HERE. It's a 4.15 MB PDF file.

I dare one of you gaybpis to read it all and fap to it.

TL;DR

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:31 PM Reply

It would have been easier to just have wrote ''I hate my life''.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:35 PM Reply

He must've liked life enough to stay alive long enough to write that.

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 06:51 PM Reply

IRL Tl;DR.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 06:53 PM Reply

I bet this was all a big gimmick by him to get his manuscript published.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 06:54 PM Reply

Holy Shit this sounds like a fucking movie! Brb searching for clues in his note to find a treasure.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 06:55 PM Reply

Funny if someone uses it and publishes it into a book and makes millions off it. A true reason to kill yourself.

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:01 PM Reply

Not to trivilize the death of a human being but this is where my mind went to.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:10 PM Reply

Reading it and I am going to finish reading it. Not at the moment I suppose, but this stuff always interests me for some reason.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:12 PM Reply

A suicide not should always be short and sweet. The one i carry around just in case is only about 30 words.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:13 PM Reply

It beats the the longest suicide note in history by a large margin.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:15 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 04:54 PM, Spikrodd wrote: I dare on of you to read it all.

I tried to but I couldn't understand his long words.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:32 PM Reply

That's a suicide NOVEL. Publish that shit.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:40 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 07:13 PM, ThePretenders wrote: It beats the the longest suicide note in history by a large margin.

He just had to 1-up that guy before he died, huh? Asshole.


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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:41 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 05:07 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 9/24/10 05:04 PM, Lorkas wrote:
At 9/24/10 05:03 PM, Timmy wrote: Ironically, by the time he finished writing his suicide note, he had died of natural causes.
Had he really?
No.

It would have been a lot funnier though.

Death is funny!

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 08:12 PM Reply

There was another man who wrote a story about getting hanged out of a tall building window. In the book he was thrown out by bad guys and climbs back up. But in real life he hanged himself and was unable to climb back up.

The media called his story a 200 page suicide note, and it was never published.

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Response to Man leaves 1,905-page suicide note Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 08:16 PM Reply

Boy, thats a lot of info on such a short death.


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