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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 04:56 PM Reply

wasn't there that one image somewhere and a voice shouting "Boob" and "Pussy" and so on?


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Listening to "Cum overload"

"The background is yellow. In the lower left corner there is a woman, participating in, vaginal sex"
"She is, uh, mostly focusing on the head of the penis."
"And uh, now she is doing a handjob, ummm, in front of her face"

A guy is reading these sentences like a 5th grade school presentation. Is this for real?

and why will a blind person care if the background is yellow anyway
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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:25 PM Reply

wait wait wait.

How the fuck do they even Click the listen button?


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 05:53 PM Reply

Holy crap he's describing how the site looks to the blind?!


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 06:08 PM Reply

WTF porn for the blind


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:08 PM Reply

What the fuck.


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:17 PM Reply

This is fucking awesome. Thanks for the link.


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 07:30 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 02:55 PM, Quarl wrote: The guy that did Big Sausage Pizza kind of sounds like audio mod Rig.

as soon as we thought we knew rig, we learn of his dark-side. :P


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 08:59 PM Reply

"One is massing the penis with her breasts while simultaneously eating a slice of pizza...ok..."

This. is. brilliant.


Are you MAN enough to click this?!

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 24th, 2010 @ 09:54 PM Reply

How the fuck did you find this?

This is brilliant.. :)


shit's amazing

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 25th, 2010 @ 01:43 AM Reply

At 9/24/10 09:54 PM, MiroDK wrote: How the fuck did you find this?

This is brilliant.. :)

StumbleUpon.

What you think I look up blind peoples porn?

cuz that would be silly.

Cockz and whatnot

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 25th, 2010 @ 01:46 AM Reply

Anyone else notice monsterchineesecock.com, elvisrape.com, and turkeyfuck.com?

The hell?

Also, this is fucking hilarious.

"She is now inserting the man's penis into her vagina."


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 25th, 2010 @ 01:54 AM Reply

Oh wow the first one I clicked on just involved a lot of annoying giggling before the guy got somewhat serious. As serious as he can be as he jokes about the porn as he talks through it.

I'm not sure if this is meant to be a serious thing in which case it's terrible, or if it's meant to be a joke thing in which case they did it entirely the wrong way.


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 25th, 2010 @ 01:57 AM Reply

... Jonah Hill commentates porn?


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 25th, 2010 @ 02:30 AM Reply

There are no graphics on this website so a blind person could easily access it with JAWS or some other screen reader. I have a friend who is blind and I am very tempted to send this to her. She assures me that blind people have sex and said she did at a school for the blind (as well as had pot brownies there) so I guess blind people can live it up and be crazy too.

This is hilarious, but I'm a little afraid to click on some of these links. Do I really need a description of 1 man 1 jar?

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 27th, 2010 @ 06:44 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 01:55 PM, kikomannnn wrote:
At 9/24/10 06:07 AM, slingshot14 wrote: I'm thinking about recording one.

For the blind folks.
definitely gonna record one, a disgusting fetish one.

Make a tentacle rape one, that would be so fucking awesome.

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 27th, 2010 @ 06:55 PM Reply

I think Big Sausage Pizza is my favorite. I wish I were blind right now.

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 28th, 2010 @ 12:28 AM Reply

At 9/27/10 06:55 PM, N30Chaos wrote: I think Big Sausage Pizza is my favorite. I wish I were blind right now.

Maybe close your eyes and listen to the clips? It did seem different for me without any visual stimuli. For one, I laughed more.

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Sep. 28th, 2010 @ 12:29 AM Reply

Just one problem - how the fuck they gonna select the options, pause, play, etc.


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Nov. 14th, 2010 @ 04:50 PM Reply

  • Cum Bucket
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big sausage pizza for anyone that likes dub step.


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Nov. 14th, 2010 @ 05:50 PM Reply

What they really need is erotic voice actors to do the narration. That was terrible. I mean, what was that man thinking?


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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Nov. 14th, 2010 @ 06:11 PM Reply

At 9/24/10 05:46 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Fucking humanity.

Litterally.

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Response to Porn For The Blind(nsfw) Nov. 14th, 2010 @ 06:14 PM Reply

"Born To Be Wild" gag.

Porn for the bli-a-hi-ind.


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