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Listening to "Cum overload"
"The background is yellow. In the lower left corner there is a woman, participating in, vaginal sex"
"She is, uh, mostly focusing on the head of the penis."
"And uh, now she is doing a handjob, ummm, in front of her face"
A guy is reading these sentences like a 5th grade school presentation. Is this for real?
and why will a blind person care if the background is yellow anyway
WTF porn for the blind
At 9/24/10 02:55 PM, Quarl wrote: The guy that did Big Sausage Pizza kind of sounds like audio mod Rig.
as soon as we thought we knew rig, we learn of his dark-side. :P
“You only live twice: Once when you're born, and once when you look death in the face.”
At 9/24/10 09:54 PM, MiroDK wrote: How the fuck did you find this?
This is brilliant.. :)
What you think I look up blind peoples porn?
cuz that would be silly.
Cockz and whatnot
Anyone else notice monsterchineesecock.com, elvisrape.com, and turkeyfuck.com?
Also, this is fucking hilarious.
"She is now inserting the man's penis into her vagina."
Loo Loo Loo, I got some apples, Loo Loo Loo you got some too.
Oh wow the first one I clicked on just involved a lot of annoying giggling before the guy got somewhat serious. As serious as he can be as he jokes about the porn as he talks through it.
I'm not sure if this is meant to be a serious thing in which case it's terrible, or if it's meant to be a joke thing in which case they did it entirely the wrong way.
There are no graphics on this website so a blind person could easily access it with JAWS or some other screen reader. I have a friend who is blind and I am very tempted to send this to her. She assures me that blind people have sex and said she did at a school for the blind (as well as had pot brownies there) so I guess blind people can live it up and be crazy too.
This is hilarious, but I'm a little afraid to click on some of these links. Do I really need a description of 1 man 1 jar?
At 9/24/10 01:55 PM, kikomannnn wrote:At 9/24/10 06:07 AM, slingshot14 wrote: I'm thinking about recording one.definitely gonna record one, a disgusting fetish one.
For the blind folks.
Make a tentacle rape one, that would be so fucking awesome.
At 9/27/10 06:55 PM, N30Chaos wrote: I think Big Sausage Pizza is my favorite. I wish I were blind right now.
Maybe close your eyes and listen to the clips? It did seem different for me without any visual stimuli. For one, I laughed more.
Just one problem - how the fuck they gonna select the options, pause, play, etc.
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"Born To Be Wild" gag.
Porn for the bli-a-hi-ind.