Friends mom viewing porn

[vannila-guerilla]

This is strange. She's been getting on his computer a lot looking at porn. To top it off, lesbian porn. It's been weirding him out but I can't quit making fun of him for it.

Anyone got any ideas on how to get it to stop?

[TheCupcakeArmy]

Whip it out.

[vannila-guerilla]

"free pron girl on girl tied up by mistress eating pussy out"

That was a yahoo search she did.

Well, we are thinking of ways to get her to get, embarrass her, and make some lolz in the process.

[Jackdabomb]

Obviously she's having thoughts of being a lesbian, I suggest convincing her to go straight again by showing her your massive cock and have sex with her.

Also, you'll be the only person who can say, "I fucked your mom last night"

[NoxDexus]

How exactly do you know all this?

[BrainlessDan]

Okay, this is what you need to do.

Step 1-Grab Her Cock

[vannila-guerilla]

At 9/23/10 10:08 PM, NoxDexus wrote: How exactly do you know all this?

I went to type in "Google" but before I got the "o" in I seen what I posted earlier.

Everyone here was able to support that it was her viewing it.

And I know my friend better. He's only into black women. The women in these links were all white.

It doesn't add up.

And the things she was viewing(I just looked) is sickening.

[Lost-Chances]

Or you can be mature, realise that women have sex drives and bisexuality does exist?

You know, it's just an idea.

[NoxDexus]

At 9/23/10 10:11 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: And the things she was viewing(I just looked) is sickening.

oh okay well if she tries any of these "things" on you and your friend post a vid plz

[vannila-guerilla]

At 9/23/10 10:11 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Or you can be mature, realise that women have sex drives and bisexuality does exist?

You know, it's just an idea.

She's looking in his room, on his computer, in his chair.

To be honest, there's no "being mature" about it when those factors are added in.

I would be freaked out too. I woudln't spank it in someone elses room like that.

[Jackdabomb]

At 9/23/10 10:14 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: I wouldn't spank it

Can it really be considered spanking? I mean sure it's still masturbation but I don't think it sounds like a spank.

[Lost-Chances]

At 9/23/10 10:14 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: She's looking in his room, on his computer, in his chair.

To be honest, there's no "being mature" about it when those factors are added in.

I would be freaked out too. I woudln't spank it in someone elses room like that.

It's called your friend talking to his mother about it.

[Skwurll]

At 9/23/10 10:11 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Or you can be mature, realise that women have sex drives and bisexuality does exist?

Implying maturity exists on NG...

Maybe one day, I don't see it happening anytime soon.

[XenonMonkey]

I think he might be telling a little tale to make it seem like he doesn't watch porn.

[3tard]

set up a program that records her with a webcam while simultaneously recording whats happening on the screen, put them together and blackmail. With that kind of dirt you could probably even get her to pack you a lunch too.

[Senmetsu]

At 9/23/10 10:10 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

Except a really immature father to his son, telling him the truth about how he did in fact fuck his mom last night

I used to say something similar to my brother in law. I'd come outta my bedroom all sweaty and tired and look down at him and say "I just fucked your sister, man."

[wizardofthehood]

go find another friend who has a hot mom and then hook em up and film it.

then upload it for money and lulz.

[vannila-guerilla]

At 9/23/10 10:19 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 9/23/10 10:14 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: She's looking in his room, on his computer, in his chair.

To be honest, there's no "being mature" about it when those factors are added in.

I would be freaked out too. I woudln't spank it in someone elses room like that.

It's called your friend talking to his mother about it.

He was going to talk to her about it. There are several other underlying problems I should mention but won't. I

[ifureadthisdie]

At 9/23/10 10:08 PM, Xarnor wrote: Blackmail.

Why is this not suggested multiple times, take advantage! FUCK HER IN EVERY HOLE

[Lagatag]

You should bang her, multiple times.

[assassin1337]

Then your friend's mom is a bi.

[Odio]

Rape is the only answer, man.

Rape.

[Haoie]

Awkward thing to ask next time you're over.

[yurgenburgen]

Come on, leave her alone. You wouldn't like it if someone started making fun of you for your internet habits.

[Painted-Gorilla]

At 9/24/10 01:50 AM, RobotTaco wrote: Rape is the only answer, man.

Rape.

no you need clorophorm(grammar i know it sucks) first

[Einheri]

At 9/23/10 10:14 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 9/23/10 10:11 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Or you can be mature, realise that women have sex drives and bisexuality does exist?

You know, it's just an idea.

She's looking in his room, on his computer, in his chair.

To be honest, there's no "being mature" about it when those factors are added in.

I would be freaked out too. I woudln't spank it in someone elses room like that.

Probably flicking the bean in his room too, haha. Be sure to point this out the next time you meet him.

[Lintire]

Just tell her to use In-Private browsing next time, so you can at least pretend that she isn't using his damn computer for that - while there's no problem with the porn itself, I can see why it would be awkward, other people using your computer for porn.

And who the fuck uses Yahoo?

[lotsofpain]

hit her then fuck her

[Scarface]

Video tape her watching it, then send it to Tosh.0.....because that's the mature thing to do.

[walterwagner]

Abuse the fuck out of your friend