People that look at porn at school!

[Cootie]

Have you ever heard of people trying to look at porn at school?

When I was at school a few kids would actually try to do it and I never understood why. First of all why on Earth would you do such a thing in a building filled with hundreds of girls? Why would you do such a thing period? It isn't like you could jerk off without getting caught. Seems like a really silly idea to me. This entire thread is an experiment to see how many people really read the thread. If you caught it post with the sunglasses smiley and make the post look like it relates to the topic. Also, wouldn't you be ashamed that you actually did such a thing. Who in their right mind would dare? There really are some messed up people out there and it is a real shame. I would never do such a thing and I don't know a sane person that would do it.

What do you guys think?

[Jacco]

You must be realy desperate to do that. I remember that some childish kids on my school would always go to some porn website, but they didn't even dare to look at the picture's/video's.

[streetbackguy]

At 9/23/10 10:06 AM, Cootie wrote: Have you ever heard of people trying to look at porn at school?

I look at /b/ at school. Does that count?

[AlphaCentauri]

Sit in the back corner and nobody will even notice you masturbating while you look at it, pretty easy, I did it all the time.

[Cootie]

At 9/23/10 10:10 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Sit in the back corner and nobody will even notice you masturbating while you look at it, pretty easy, I did it all the time.

Well I do admire you because you are the first person I have seen with so much determination. May your masturbation be very pleasurable and may your moans be wild.

*highfive*

[blackattackbitch]

At 9/23/10 10:10 AM, streetbackguy wrote:
I look at /b/ at school. Does that count?

No. That's much worse.

[ProffesorCrumpets]

A load of my mates did it when we were at school.. not with the intent of jacking off though just for a laugh to be honest and see how long it would take to get caught, though i just laughed at them more than with them to be honest. It was amusing back in school it just sounds stupid now.. alot of people also put it on other guys computer when they left it to get them in shit so yeah porn at school certainly wasn't uncommon

[Greenfrost6]

It's mainly just Year 8 kids who are trying to look cool.

[streetbackguy]

At 9/23/10 10:12 AM, blackattackbitch wrote:

At 9/23/10 10:10 AM, streetbackguy wrote:
I look at /b/ at school. Does that count?

No. That's much worse.

I don't see how as it hosts porn on it.

[ChampionAnwar]

Heh, you make it sound as if people don't have sex on school premises.

[Encypo]

Hell I've seen people with provocative desktop backgrounds at on their school user profile, but I've never heard of people actually looking for real porn on the internet through the school's computers. But I guess it's no surprise, it's just so damn easy to find porn on the Internet nowadays.

[ratchet103]

During computer science the desktop of the teacher is projectet at the wall so the stupider students can just imitate him. but one faithfull day, he had to leave for a couple of minutes. Enough time for one of the students to shock the entire class by going to the teachers computer and lurking /b/ and stopping to explain every one of the NSFW posts and pictures. Everyone had a good time and noone complained about the porn. Not even the girls. That one awesome student showed everyone how great porn is.

Here comes the bomb, it was me 8]

[lotsofpain]

even if i would try, the librarian woulg catch me doing it. bad idea.

[Step]

Actually, in our school, rumour has it that our caretaker was caught watching porn. No joke.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

One time, in 2006 or 2007, I was walking through the library at lunch with my friend Dominic, when we caught this kid looking at really cheesy porn pictures on a school computer, while using the computer on the end of the row. We walked up and said, "What are you doing?" and he tried to hide it.

[Snuff]

Just put your hands down your pants and take em out quickly if a teacher comes over.

[TechnoHound]

I used to play this game where you drive a car then when you finish a level some girl strips, it was hawt

[slayer1029]

A teacher of mine once accidentally clicked a porn video instead of the video he meant to show us. He then tried to convince us that things on the internet, like porn mpegs, could download themselves to your computer randomly.
Wikipedia was blocked in my high school. Kids used it to look at pictures of boobs and stuff. It was really sad, and we were all denied a valuable resource.

[Donut]

At 9/23/10 10:12 AM, blackattackbitch wrote:

At 9/23/10 10:10 AM, streetbackguy wrote:
I look at /b/ at school. Does that count?

No. That's much worse.

Many times worse. I'd look at NG, if it wasn't blocked by my schools uberblocker.

[Odio]

I MASTURBATE UNDER MY DESK ALL THE TIME

I AM SO PRO

[JaY11]

A quick wank under the desk never hurt anybody

[1Tyla1]

At 9/23/10 10:42 AM, slayer1029 wrote: A teacher of mine once accidentally clicked a porn video instead of the video he meant to show us. He then tried to convince us that things on the internet, like porn mpegs, could download themselves to your computer randomly.

Reminds me of when I was learning about Dykes. A geographical term. What came up with Google Images? Lesbians! And hey look a porno part. I think anyway, can't remember the full thing. :p

Wikipedia was blocked in my high school. Kids used it to look at pictures of boobs and stuff. It was really sad, and we were all denied a valuable resource.

...Serious? I understand saying that Wikipedia can't be trusted all the time, but I still value its existance and use it as another reference point, whereas my school said it's bad and such... but blocking it because of breasts? Oh, the horror. Now they should work on more censorship. That ad involves a revealing woman! Block the internet!

[Makakaov]

Lol when i was goign to school, there were no computers in it.

Lolololololololololololololololololololo

[HazeStigma]

Oh, we have a super filter so nobody can get onto pretty much any website, i suppose its so that people do their work but its kinda annoying since it blocks good websites too...

It even blocks websites marked as "Humour" Nazi school?

But I think peeps that do that are just looking for attention... The idiot guys in my IT class spend all lesson trying to bypass it.

[Sequenced]

At 9/23/10 11:19 AM, Xarnor wrote: Kids these days have no patience. Just wait until you're at home!

That's what I did... or just went to the one person bathroom if I had a boner that didn't go away.

[Makakaov]

At 9/23/10 11:28 AM, Sequenced wrote: ... I had a boner that didn't go away.

And it stayed that way till today.

[Aprime]

If you search..
Aesthetically pleasing
on google images, with the safe search on moderate..
You still get nude images :S

[Cootie]

Feel free to continue if you want, but I feel as though you guys have embarrassed yourselves enough. If you would have actually read the thread (which only half did) you will notice that this thread was never about jacking off. It was all a trick and the people who posted with the sunglasses smilies passed and those who didn't failed. My ploy to see who did and who didn't read the thread worked. Read the OP very carefully gentlemen.

[LiquidOoze]

I was just about to post it when you mentioned. Still gonna use these fancy sunglasses though.

[Cootie]

At 9/23/10 11:45 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: Big deal. You're a C student in English whose writing I find impossible to interpret while I have a headache.

I actually made it a snore-fest due to people normally reading the kickass threads, so I did make this one a bit more average. Also hurting my writing style was the fact that this whole thing was made-up and I never once heard of a kid looking at porn at school. The only sentences in the whole OP that I gave a turtlefuck about was the sentence about the smiley. It wasn't meant to be some grand opus.