Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch!
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As crazy as this sounds, I am 26 years old and until about 10 minutes ago I had never had star crunch. I am in utter DISBELIEF that these little things have slipped past me for over 2 and a half decades, they are easily one of the most amazing little snack cakes I've ever eaten. I had to get into the car IMMEDIATELY and go down to the grocery store, where I just bought my first ever box of Star Crunches. I'm devouring my fourth one out of a box of 12 as I type this. JESUS, I think I'm already addicted to these things, they're EXQUISITE.
I realize that this will probably be flamed because it isn't particularly newsworthy and probably didn't warrant it's own topic, but fuck it... the little bastards are delicious and I really cant believe I've never tried one or even HEARD of one until today.
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I'm 15 and I've never had a Star Crunch.
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I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!
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At 9/22/10 08:47 PM, RyderOmega wrote: I'm 15 and I've never had a Star Crunch.
Please try them. I couldn't believe I'd never had one. I was in the gas station and I had a quarter in my pocket. I was a little hungry so I asked the attendant if there was a piece of candy or something along those lines that was only 25 cents. He says "You can get a star crunch for that, they're pretty filling for a quarter."
I opened that little fucker up and the second I made it through the door I grabbed money off the window sill and was right back out the door to the grocery store. I've now got a new favorite snack cake (so move over zebra cakes and strawberry and chocolate swiss rolls). I eat snack cakes a LOT since they're so tasty and easy to hold I always keep a box between me and the Mrs. when we're driving.
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Nothin's got shit over Clodhoppers
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Those wrappings are bound to make someone have a seizure.
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For some reason I thought you finally found Deborah S. Crunch, the daughter of Captain Crunch.
i'mma go eat me a big ol' fuckin' bagel
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I remember having them atleast 13 years ago.Im also surprised to hear you have never tried them.But they are very good!
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At 9/22/10 08:56 PM, SouthAsian wrote: I remember having them atleast 13 years ago.Im also surprised to hear you have never tried them.But they are very good!
Theyre fucking AMAZING. Ive eaten 2 dozen of them so far tonight! LOL.
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They look like balls of chocolate rice :P
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At 9/22/10 08:53 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Clodhoppers taste like shit
This is true unlike another treat I know.
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Those things are amazing. I would buy those all the time at school for 25 cents. Great snack that would hold me over til lunch.
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I never had that either. I must try them now.
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At 9/23/10 01:25 AM, sandwich-eater wrote: They look like balls of chocolate rice :P
They are rice crispies stuck together using caramel and then coated in chocolate and they are quite tasty. Speaking of tasty... has anyone ever tried a strawberry Zebra Cake?
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
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I've never heard of ANY of these products posted in this thread in my life.
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I'm partial to the Nutty Bars.
:D
They are delicious.
woop woop
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I remember my first Star Crunch.
Those things are delicious!
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Wow, that really brings back memories. I haven't had a star crunch for like 10 years, i used to eat them at school lunch all the time. Those things are delicious, and addicting. Although, not as good as these
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These are delicious! Almost as good as tears from your worst enemy!
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Have fun with acne, obesity, diabetes and a pugnant smell.
Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.






