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Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:46:30 Reply

As crazy as this sounds, I am 26 years old and until about 10 minutes ago I had never had star crunch. I am in utter DISBELIEF that these little things have slipped past me for over 2 and a half decades, they are easily one of the most amazing little snack cakes I've ever eaten. I had to get into the car IMMEDIATELY and go down to the grocery store, where I just bought my first ever box of Star Crunches. I'm devouring my fourth one out of a box of 12 as I type this. JESUS, I think I'm already addicted to these things, they're EXQUISITE.

I realize that this will probably be flamed because it isn't particularly newsworthy and probably didn't warrant it's own topic, but fuck it... the little bastards are delicious and I really cant believe I've never tried one or even HEARD of one until today.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:47:38 Reply

I liek teh Fudge Rounds.


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:47:52 Reply

I'm 15 and I've never had a Star Crunch.


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:52:54 Reply

At 9/22/10 08:47 PM, RyderOmega wrote: I'm 15 and I've never had a Star Crunch.

Please try them. I couldn't believe I'd never had one. I was in the gas station and I had a quarter in my pocket. I was a little hungry so I asked the attendant if there was a piece of candy or something along those lines that was only 25 cents. He says "You can get a star crunch for that, they're pretty filling for a quarter."

I opened that little fucker up and the second I made it through the door I grabbed money off the window sill and was right back out the door to the grocery store. I've now got a new favorite snack cake (so move over zebra cakes and strawberry and chocolate swiss rolls). I eat snack cakes a LOT since they're so tasty and easy to hold I always keep a box between me and the Mrs. when we're driving.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:53:03 Reply

Nothin's got shit over Clodhoppers

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:54:16 Reply

Those wrappings are bound to make someone have a seizure.


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:54:46 Reply

For some reason I thought you finally found Deborah S. Crunch, the daughter of Captain Crunch.


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-22 20:56:25 Reply

I remember having them atleast 13 years ago.Im also surprised to hear you have never tried them.But they are very good!

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 01:12:25 Reply

At 9/22/10 08:56 PM, SouthAsian wrote: I remember having them atleast 13 years ago.Im also surprised to hear you have never tried them.But they are very good!

Theyre fucking AMAZING. Ive eaten 2 dozen of them so far tonight! LOL.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 01:14:08 Reply

Never even heard of them.


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 01:15:43 Reply

Yodel > Swiss Roll

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 01:19:32 Reply

I like these more.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 01:25:02 Reply

They look like balls of chocolate rice :P


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 01:35:44 Reply

At 9/22/10 08:53 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Clodhoppers taste like shit

This is true unlike another treat I know.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 02:15:40 Reply

Those things are amazing. I would buy those all the time at school for 25 cents. Great snack that would hold me over til lunch.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 03:04:16 Reply

I never had that either. I must try them now.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 09:18:47 Reply

At 9/23/10 01:25 AM, sandwich-eater wrote: They look like balls of chocolate rice :P

They are rice crispies stuck together using caramel and then coated in chocolate and they are quite tasty. Speaking of tasty... has anyone ever tried a strawberry Zebra Cake?


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 10:16:27 Reply

I've never heard of ANY of these products posted in this thread in my life.


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 10:27:21 Reply

I'm partial to the Nutty Bars.
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They are delicious.


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 10:30:38 Reply

I remember my first Star Crunch.
Those things are delicious!


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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 10:33:24 Reply

Wow, that really brings back memories. I haven't had a star crunch for like 10 years, i used to eat them at school lunch all the time. Those things are delicious, and addicting. Although, not as good as these

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 10:35:23 Reply

I take it they're only in America, I haven't seen any anywhere in England.

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 10:54:45 Reply

These are delicious! Almost as good as tears from your worst enemy!

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Response to Ohmygod, Little Debbie Star Crunch! 2010-09-23 11:46:21 Reply

Have fun with acne, obesity, diabetes and a pugnant smell.
Remember, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.


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Your god is a fraud!

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