Obi Wan dies.
Luke is Darth's son.
Jar Jar is stupid.
Jar Jar toppled the rebellion with nothing but his stupid fucking ideas.
The whiny kid is Darth.
They made it.
HE. IS. A TOY.
Somebody loved her.
The bear is an asshole.
There actually WAS a witch in the woods.
There wasn't a witch in the woods, this movie is completely shit.
Tyler Durden is in the guy's imagination.
The kid's therapist is a ghost.
Adrian blows up New York.
Guess every movie!
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- Dale Gribble
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