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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 11:58:41

I would stop running marathons


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 12:57:32

At 9/18/10 07:16 AM, Lorkas wrote: How would that change your daily life? Would you still go to school? What sort of job would you get?

i would join the circus as dick-leg and amaze people with my sick body.

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 12:59:41

I would just look at them. I mean, my legs just turn into penises!


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 13:03:27

If I take a piss will there be piss coming outta both of my feet?


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 13:04:24

thred is dumb!

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 13:08:53

If the penises were flaccid I guess I wouldn't be able to walk because they would just bend and wiggle when I try. If they were erect it would probably hurt to walk. Wheelchair it seems.

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 14:00:12

Guys! Help! I can't move my legs! Someone give me some porn!


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 14:09:35

damn it would hurt to walk...


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 15:15:23

At 9/18/10 02:00 PM, Kwing wrote: Guys! Help! I can't move my legs! Someone give me some porn!

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 15:24:30

I'd become the worlds best pornstar.


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 15:26:09

If my legs turned into penises i would wear condoms instead of socks!


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:10:18

Hi, there.

What if your legs turned to penises


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:40:40

At 9/18/10 04:10 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Hi, there.

Those almost look like penises.


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:43:36

I'd be fucking the world as I walk


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:46:07

Oh hell. I lol'd.

Because my legs are already penises.


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:48:36

I'd be a pornstar.


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:54:26

LOL. A lot of cum would be on my school's track.


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:57:25

I'd stay sat down.

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 16:59:52

I would sit on a chair naked all day and jizz from all three of my dicks! Then, I'd get a wheelchair and go around the mall jizzing all over random people I find attractive. Then i'd try walking on roof shingles to feel the true pain of penis legs. Then i'd have to find three women to pleasure all of my dicks.

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 17:00:59

I love how you pluralised penis, meaning we're going to have octopus styled legs consisting of just penises.

Would these penises be normal length or would they be the same as our normal legs? If they were average sized, then we'd need a wheel chair.


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 17:12:33

I'd be able to get 5 girls on my large muscular legs.

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-18 17:15:55

I'd use my dicks to fly by constantly orgasming.

And rape of course

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 04:26:28

hey! you , yes you! can you give me some porn!? other guy: "WHY!?" me: "what the hell you thingk i need to have a walk! that would be the lol number 1 of situations. and if i wanted to walk i need to have the laptop with porn all day around me, or my dicks will be like toilet paper and i will fall on the ground asking some1 if they can give some porn


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 04:30:58

All I can say is that it would not be fun trying to walk.

But it would be REALLY fun stepping in a hole.

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 04:36:49

just goin for a little walk...

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 04:37:47

theoretically are they connected to any other part ofthe reproductive system o r they are just "penae" (plural???)


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 04:49:47

What if your legs turned into cunts? Ever thought of that?


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 04:55:41

At 9/19/10 04:49 AM, RobotTaco wrote: What if your legs turned into cunts? Ever thought of that?

that would prolly get a little mess, i'd prolly go fuck myself


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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 08:14:01

Star in bizzare porn and make a fucking fortune.

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Response to What if your legs turned to penises 2010-09-19 09:35:29

I'd spend all day at home having sex with myself. My god, it would be brilliant.


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