If Somenone Breaks Into Your House

[Kongfuzi]

And you notice them, and hold them at gun point, could you force them to drink drain cleaner or antifreeze under pain of death and still have it declared self defense?

[wizardofthehood]

no, but its major lulz and man points.

extra man points if you violate them with a plunger and break it.

[SteelChair]

Kick him in the balls and shit on his face.

[3dog14]

I'd make 'em suck my dick..

[Brah]

nah braski you could hold him at gun point an make im leave though or somethin maaan

[tatsumaru7]

At 9/17/10 07:48 PM, wizardofthehood wrote:

extra man points if you violate them with a plunger and break it.

Omg this loool

[Shnam]

I wouldn't do anything because eventually they are gonna notice the orange tip on the gun.

[wizardofthehood]

At 9/17/10 07:56 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote:

At 9/17/10 07:48 PM, wizardofthehood wrote:

extra man points if you violate them with a plunger and break it.

Omg this loool

i do it for the lulz :D

[Genocide]

false imprisonment and torture are felonies, and you will go to prison.

however, you can shoot him/stab him in most states/countries and get away with it as long as you can prove he had a weapon.

if he doesn't have a weapon, beat him senseless.

[Senmetsu]

If you shoot him there won't be any witnesses, you should just shoot him. Sadly if they find piss or antifreze in his stomach they'll realize that it wasn't self-defense. You could make them eat rotten meat though.

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

No you can't, dumbass.

[GrandePlatano]

At 9/17/10 09:20 PM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote: No you can't, dumbass.

LMAO at what was said and the emotion paired with it

[Jaspeer]

At 9/17/10 07:47 PM, Kongfuzi wrote: And you notice them, and hold them at gun point, could you force them to drink drain cleaner or antifreeze under pain of death and still have it declared self defense?

Pretend im asleep, Pretend im asleep, Pretend im asleep, Pretend im asleep, Pretend im asleep, Pretend im asleep..... Errr.. he'd totally shoot me

[demonkid168]

Tbag time....

[dx5231]

At 9/17/10 07:59 PM, Genocide wrote: however, you can shoot him/stab him in most states/countries and get away with it as long as you can prove he had a weapon.

Shoot the guy, get a knife, put his fingerprints all over it, and then you'll be free.

[N30Chaos]

At 9/17/10 07:58 PM, Shnam wrote: I wouldn't do anything because eventually they are gonna notice the orange tip on the gun.

Well they're most likely gonna break in at night, so make sure you ambush them in a darker room.

[TitaniumMan]

If Someone Breaks Into Your House

[BrandenPosts]

Why do you want to know this anyways? 0.0

Well i guess somebody broke into your house a week ago, and you imprisoned him in your basement for the past week now, right? and you just want to know what you can do to him before calling the cops. I guess everybody does a lil bit of this kind of stuff sometimes, right? >.>

[walterwagner]

Id make that cunt clean my room and do my homework and instead of killing him id shoot him in the kneecap and call the cops

[Jackdabomb]

Yes, absolutely, do it.

[Sheepiez]

HIDE YAH KIDS

HIDE YAH WIFE

[conservative23]

At 9/17/10 09:37 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 9/17/10 09:34 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: If Someone Breaks Into Your House

If Someone Corrects Your Typo As A Post To Feel Better About Themselves

Since when the fuck do you capitalize every word in a sentence?

You're a dumbass, prick.

[CommanderWalrus]

I would beat him up.

I win.

[sumidiotdude]

If he climbs in my window and snatches my family up, then there's a problem.

[SteelChair]

Brb Hiding kids and wife.

[Sensationalism]

Somenone is a cool word. I want to use it for reals. Someone call Merriam-Webster.

[kittehg0d]

nothing. somenone breaks in my houce.

[Fezz]

Newgrounds is definitely my primary source of idiotic legal advice.

[Elixur]

At 9/17/10 09:57 PM, Sheepiez wrote: HIDE YAH KIDS

HIDE YAH WIFE

HIDE YA HUSBAND

CUZ THEY RAPIN ERRBODY OUT HERE