Just bought a Carton of Cigarettes.

[Raab]

And I get THE FEELING...

The sense of... damn that's a lot of cigarettes.

I really should fucking quit.
...I can't throw them out tho... I just bought them... I'll quit some time after the carton is gone.

As if buying one pack at a time would make me quit after I finish the pack I'm currently on, lol

Did I really just spend $X on "this?"

Even though its definitely cheaper to buy them in a carton, rather than in individual packs.

Also... I buy 100's.
This is mainly because they cost exactly the same as the regular ones... but there is more cigarette.

why is that btw? anyone know??

I smoke half a 100 at a time, and the packs last twice as long.... but is it still considered one cigarette if it is smoked on two separate occasions???

...And that is pretty much how my mind wanders whenever I buy a carton of cigarettes!

BTW if you are not old enough to purchase any tobacco products your opinion = shit.

[Me-Patch]

You smoke Newport 100s? You're fucking sick in the head or suicidal.

[Psycho666]

At 9/16/10 03:27 AM, Me-Patch wrote: You smoke Newport 100s? You're fucking sick in the head or suicidal.

You took the words out of my mouth. YOU STOLE MY POST YOU DAMN MIND STEALER! or maybe its just so obvious that this guy needs to smoke a real cig :-?

[The-Great-One]

I'd say grow your own tobacco instead of smoking Newport, but who am I kidding. Pot smokers are too lazy to grow their own and they want it legalized.

[Raab]

Wait... whats wrong with Newports now?
And what do you consider a real cigarette??

[The-word-destroyer]

I thought I was the only white guy who smoked those! I love newports they're my favorite ones and I'm addicted to them, Don't care to quit I love them and would gladly spend money for some.

Usually only black people smoke those though because of the Menthol but thats what I love about them :)

You just earned brownie points with me good sir!

[Me-Patch]

At 9/16/10 03:31 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Wait... whats wrong with Newports now?

It's a popular urban legend that newports make you cough up blood. It's not true any more than it is for all cigarettes, but the fact that it's a popular misconception is proof of how ridiculously strong and terrible tasting they are.

Also they're for black people.

[Psycho666]

At 9/16/10 03:37 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 9/16/10 03:31 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Wait... whats wrong with Newports now?

It's a popular urban legend that newports make you cough up blood. It's not true any more than it is for all cigarettes, but the fact that it's a popular misconception is proof of how ridiculously strong and terrible tasting they are.

Also they're for black people.

I'm actually well informed on the menthol myth about coughing up blood. Its actually a fact about clove cigarettes that somehow migrated into menthol mythology. Cloves, when smoked, have dense particles that build up in the lungs. If you look at a filter from a clove when you're done, you'll see DARK small black circles. Thats just what it caught, and some still makes its way into the lungs. These dense particles get lodged in the air sacs of your lungs, the vesicles, and cause damage to the tissue. This results in the coughing blood, and the myth of menthol.
The black thing though, just another thing that defines a black guy I guess.... go figure... that and watermelons and a fear of swimming...

[Raab]

At 9/16/10 03:37 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

Also they're for black people.

This does have some merit. They do market to blacks.

Also... Black people use them as currency?

joke

..but seriously tho one time I was in the drive-thru at a Taco Bell... and the black guy who gave me my order said he'd make me anything on the menu for free if I gave him a Newport, lol

[The-Great-One]

At 9/16/10 03:31 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: And what do you consider a real cigarette??

Well I don't smoke, but I've been around smokers pretty much all my life. From what I hear unfiltered Camels is the way to go if you want a real cigarette. Of course growing your own tobacco always works. Also Marlboro is said to be classic, but that's debateable depending on what exactly you smoke.

[TheSouthernTower]

Smokin's bad M'kay.

[BenwaHakubi]

*lights cigar and raises eyebrow*

[Dosensuppen]

Hey, everyone has a vice.

[Neoncrotch]

Newport? Hmm, well good luck with that.

[RubberTrucky]

Remember

[Peglay]

Smoking is bad, mkay?

[111122223138]

My opinion is shit, apparently.

[Quistybetter]

I know! I got hesame feeling all the time... It's easier to leave a carton when it's still enclosed in plastics though....

Davidoff Classic ftw... XD

[Sensationalism]

Yeah smoke the whole cartoon reinforcing your addiction THEN try to quit.

[iamgrimreaper]

Don't smoke them, sell them. Opening up a smoke shop and selling individual packs will give you quite a profit.

[PenguinKommando]

I can tell you right now Newports are the shittiest, gayest cigarettes in the world, and youre stupid for buying 10 packs.

[BrandonXDD]

Well, I would normally tell you to go Marlboro products as theyre pretty good. But in today's economy I've actually swtiched over to Camel to save a little bit of money. I've never really bought cartons at a time though, Cigarettes are normally just a spur of the moment thing when I'm at the gas station and have some spare money.

[admirernotcreator]

at least you will get a cheaper cancer than the rest of them...
stupid

[HungarianSupermarket]

Lol Rob, smoking is bad for you Rob.

Smoke Stuyvesants like the rest of us cool kids.

[Lintire]

I've actually got nothing, absolutely nothing, against smokers provided they don't blow the smoke in my face, because I don't like the smoke belong blown in my face. It's the same with pub-goers spitting in my face, druggies throwing weed at me, really, nothing personal.

Therefore, I say that you invite a few friends over and have a tea-party. With smokes. That should take out a whole lot of the cigarettes really, really quick.

[GrandePlatano]

I never really understood why people like smoking ciggs?...

[assassin1337]

That's you later on.

[Falonefal]

Please keep on smoking, one less idiot in the world.

[LocoJoe]

Newports? Real men smoke Marlboro.

There's a black joke in there somewhere.

[Senmetsu]

I prefer Newport kings, the hundreds taste funny to me.

My best friend gets cartons of Ports 100's though! :D You're not the only smoker on NG!