When you ride alone...

[Letiger]

8:40 am Friday: I'm early for work, so I get a decent parking spot today. I "forget" to crack a window for Hitler again. "Ich bein suffokätten!" he howls. "No habla, herr führer," I shrug, "no habla... heh, heh."
The morning goes by slowly.

11:55 am: Lunch. I go to the McDonalds drive-thru; they're having a "two quarter pounders for $2.99" thing, so I get that. Hitler gets the Happy Meal, but I take his prize. "Mein!" he protests, "Ist mein Chewbacca mit der schnauzerkopf!" He makes a futile grasp with his ghostly mitts - but passes right through it. "Pity..." I muse, "though I suppose I don't really want it, anyhow." Hitler brightens; I throw the toy out the window.

The afternoon picks up a little. About two o'clock, one of the guys from the office next door comes poking around. "Is that anybody's red Contour out there?" he asks. "It's mine," I say. "What about it?"

"Well, it's got Hitler in it," he says.

"Yeah, I know," I say, "he came with it."

"Well, you better join a car-sharing club if you don't want to keep riding with Hitler."

"Nobody here drives by my house," I say. "I live in Berkley. They all live in Wyandotte."

"I'm coming from Huntington Woods," says the guy. "You can ride with me."

"Hitler, you - what's the difference?" I say. The guy leaves in a snit.

5:00 pm: The whistle blows. Hitler and I drive in silence for several miles. He turns to me with a feeble smile. "Verk?" he asks, "Ess güden däg?"

"Yeah, I suppose so," I say. "Good day at work."

[Trystlions]

Hitler is still alive, I knew it!

[Wolfos]

Since when is "no habla" German?

[Neoncrotch]

So, how IS Hitler doing? I haven't talked to him in a while.

[Lorkas]

That's a great story, too bad my day is already too fucked up.

[Armour]

Nice !
I actually spoke to Hitler on facebook a few days back, he isnt so bad !

[Aigis]

At 9/15/10 07:33 AM, Wolfos wrote: Since when is "no habla" German?

I believe that was the joke.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

This is my only response.

[Magical-Zorse]

I saw that picture last year in my history book.

[Tianwell]

Are you friends with him on facebook?

[SirCannabisClock]

you should write a book with this as the premise.

[LavaWave]

Apparently to wikipedia theres a new version

Hitler is shit, Osama is the new Hitler.

[Letiger]

At 9/15/10 10:27 AM, LavaWave wrote: Apparently to wikipedia theres a new version

Hitler is shit, Osama is the new Hitler.

Hitler owns Osama's ass.

[SouthAsian]

At 9/15/10 08:15 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: This is my only response.

You made me laugh

[DP]

I am so confused and i used to take german...

[Letiger]

At 9/15/10 07:11 PM, DP36 wrote: I am so confused and i used to take german...

How bad was it?

[Onepiece285]

You know, Agent Smith never buckles up.

Or Hitler.
You don't want to be like HItler do you?

[nakedxbabe]

At 9/15/10 09:22 PM, letiger wrote:

At 9/15/10 07:11 PM, DP36 wrote: I am so confused and i used to take german...

How bad was it?

i have no idea, i'm german & i took german too

[razorbladesigh]

I don't care if Hitler rides with me, as long as he pitches in on gas.

[tarahloveshentai]

Damn, I rode with Hitler when I went to Target today.

He sucks at conversation.

Jews this, Jews that

[LocoJoe]

Did Hitler get that $5.50 I owe him.

[SteelChair]

.......

Illegal text my ass.

[LavaWave]

At 9/15/10 06:53 PM, letiger wrote:

At 9/15/10 10:27 AM, LavaWave wrote: Apparently to wikipedia theres a new version

Hitler is shit, Osama is the new Hitler.

Hitler owns Osama's ass.

Meh, they both suck, Hitler's an emo and Osama's a retard.