The Rape Room

[DragonFyre9]

You wake up in a room, there is no door and no way to escape.

In one corner there is a naked white man sitting on a bed. (He is secretly a psychopathic killer)

In another corner there is a huge black man in a plain wooden chair jerking off, he is covered in cum and has obviously been masturbating for hours, and he just doesn't give a fuck.

The black man screams in an angry voice, "This is the rape room!"

You must choose one of these men to rape you, who will it be?

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[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I kill them both.

[DragonFyre9]

At 9/14/10 07:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I kill them both.

That isn't one of the options, you will be raped by one of them if you attempt to kill them they will both rape you.

[underandover]

At 9/14/10 07:16 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: (He is secretly a psychopathic killer)

Secret's out, apparently.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 9/14/10 07:19 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 9/14/10 07:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I kill them both.

That isn't one of the options, you will be raped by one of them if you attempt to kill them they will both rape you.

In make-believe land, ANYTHING is possible!!!!

[Genocide]

i choose both.

[Slingshot]

I choose the white man. Don't want to get aids.

[andycastaneda]

At 9/14/10 07:21 PM, Genocide wrote: i choose both.

same

[SirCannabisClock]

rape them

[Erty]

Rape me? Oh no, I'll rape them.

I rape them goooood!

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

At 9/14/10 07:19 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote:

At 9/14/10 07:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I kill them both.

That isn't one of the options, you will be raped by one of them if you attempt to kill them they will both rape you.

Make 'em rape each other while I try to escape.

[iTzRitZBitZ]

I pull out my desert eagle shoot them both in the legs, and then my throwing knives and get them both in the head with one throw :D

[DragonFyre9]

You guys are not understanding the concept of the rape room.
You have two options be raped by a huge raging black man or be raped by an average white guy.
No matter what you will be raped.

[DarkMatter]

Well according to the OP scenario i'm not tied up. So yeh, neither.

[HaniiPuppy]

At 9/14/10 07:31 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: You guys are not understanding the concept of the rape room.
You have two options be raped by a huge raging black man or be raped by an average white guy.
No matter what you will be raped.

What if I choose to rape myself?

[RubberTrucky]

Since that is the rape room, can I rape any one of them?

[SqueezyLemon]

Obvoislly the black guy, cuz they have bigger dicks.

[Painbringer]

I'd feel safe with the black dude because he's only interested in sex, and wouldn't try to kill me.

I'm gay, so the feeling is mutual.

[andycastaneda]

Can't we all just have sex? If it's consensual then it's not rape.

[SqueezyLemon]

At 9/14/10 07:27 PM, iTzRitZBitZ wrote: I pull out my desert eagle shoot them both in the legs, and then my throwing knives and get them both in the head with one throw :D

OMG CALL OF DUTY LOL

Shut up.

[dx5231]

I wouldn't let any of those homos rape me. I would cut their dicks off.

[Painbringer]

At 9/14/10 08:12 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Can't we all just have sex? If it's consensual then it's not rape.

I suppose.

But would you consent to the white dude shoving a knife up your ass?

No? Consider yourself brutally raped.

[TheGrim]

I choose the Asian guy, you just can't see him because he's so small and he is stuck inside the black guy's penis

[Painbringer]

At 9/14/10 08:14 PM, dx5231 wrote: I wouldn't let any of those homos rape me. I would cut their dicks off.

With what? You're totally naked with the two!

You can try biting them off, but that means puting them in your mouth first.

[Urban-Champion]

For the black guy, I throw a fried chicken wing at him. For the naked white man, I tell him to put some god damn clothes on. Then I go back to the black guy and I throw him a football jersey, and in return he throws me a bottle of Coke. Then I throw the bottle at Chris. R. and tell Denny that he shouldn't buy drugs. Then I leave the room.

[Stereocrisis]

If anyone of them TOUCHED me, I would break off their arms, and shit in their mouth.

[GenericJim]

Options:
A. Black guy.
B. White guy.

Wait what is that over there? Secret option C. The blow shit up button.

[Head-Full-Of-Acid]

I'd rip off my own head.

[Jackdabomb]

At 9/14/10 08:51 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: I'd rip off my own head.

Bleeding through your penis would not help the situation.

I personally would choose the white guy, even if he's a murderer well you know, whitey can't fight so it don't matter. Plus he'd have a smaller dick so it fits better.

[111122223138]

At 9/14/10 07:26 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: You are tearing my asshole apart, Lisa!

There's strap-ons man