So you're sitting insde your room..

[mario-dude]

... You heard that some weird shit was going down outside on the news, so you got a little something from around the house and took it into your room with you. While you're laying around, you hear a vicious banging on your closed door, and the doorknob is being gripped and moved with extreme force. What did you grab to defend yourself with?

It can be any item that you had lying around your house.

I would take my trust hammer with me.

[Wunderbar]

I open the door and go "Oh hai Denny!".

Then whatever is there dies.

The end.

[nakedxbabe]

i'd take a shit load of different types of knifes from in the kitchen and just keeps stabbing them with different ones and randomly put some stuck in his back or neck then fucking kick him in the balls or cunt.

[Falonefal]

I grabbed my cock.

oh JOY

[Lepy]

I'd grab my monitor, lean a chair against the doorknob, jump out the window, and when whoever comes in, I'll throw my monitor at him to scare the shit out of him, and possibly hit him.

If that doesn't work, then I'll nicely ask him to get out of my presence.

[Wunderbar]

At 9/14/10 06:11 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: i'd take a shit load of different types of knifes from in the kitchen and just keeps stabbing them with different ones and randomly put some stuck in his back or neck then fucking kick him in the balls or cunt.

Nice reading skills.

[LocoJoe]

I have a hunting knife in my drawer.

[nakedxbabe]

At 9/14/10 06:12 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:11 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: i'd take a shit load of different types of knifes from in the kitchen and just keeps stabbing them with different ones and randomly put some stuck in his back or neck then fucking kick him in the balls or cunt.

Nice reading skills.

what does reading have to do with typing

[Wunderbar]

At 9/14/10 06:17 PM, MisterWonderful wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:12 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:
Nice reading skills.

what does reading have to do with typing

When you sleep in your kitchen.

[nakedxbabe]

At 9/14/10 06:18 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:17 PM, MisterWonderful wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:12 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:
Nice reading skills.

what does reading have to do with typing

When you sleep in your kitchen.

i sleep in my living room and the kitchen has no door so basically its one room i don't have a bedroom...

[GrandePlatano]

baseball bat !

[Wunderbar]

At 9/14/10 06:20 PM, BAKEdLays wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:12 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:11 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: i'd take a shit load of different types of knifes from in the kitchen and just keeps stabbing them

Nice reading skills.

Lol what?

It can be any item that you had lying around your house.

And yet you managed to get out of your room and get that item while some fucker is wringing your doorknob?

It's OP's mistake, anyone that follows it is just as much of a douchebag.

[1Tyla1]

My door lacks a twisty knob, you just pull it open.

I'll fling my underpants at them. That'll ward 'em off. Or perhaps throw my tail of furfaggotry at 'em. Oh, I got it, I've got a nice bass guitar, perfect for the crushing of one's skull!

[mario-dude]

At 9/14/10 06:23 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:20 PM, BAKEdLays wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:12 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:11 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: i'd take a shit load of different types of knifes from in the kitchen and just keeps stabbing them

Nice reading skills.

Lol what?

It can be any item that you had lying around your house.

And yet you managed to get out of your room and get that item while some fucker is wringing your doorknob?

It's OP's mistake, anyone that follows it is just as much of a douchebag.

"so you got a little something from around the house and took it into your room with you"

Learn to read.

[JKMonkey]

Sawn-off shotgun...

[gamekillereater]

Can't I just throw electronics like my tv in the general direction of the enemy?

[megagrounderx]

get my computer and make a newgrounds thread about it.

[Hawdcore]

I'd take off my pants and start swinging around my cock. IRL he probably wouldn't want to touch me and run away.

[Supasang]

Nothing cause the news said world peace was happening so thats some vicious shit right there!

[Bassanova-001]

I've got a Machette on my desk. That'll do.

[kittehg0d]

A pencil.

That is all.

[Wunderbar]

At 9/14/10 06:24 PM, mario-dude wrote: "so you got a little something from around the house and took it into your room with you"

Learn to read.

And then you say "What did you grab to defend yourself with?".

Learn to order your sentences.

[WTFClock]

Tomahawk :D
MY grandpa has like 3.

[nakedxbabe]

At 9/14/10 06:43 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 9/14/10 06:24 PM, mario-dude wrote: "so you got a little something from around the house and took it into your room with you"

Learn to read.

And then you say "What did you grab to defend yourself with?".

Learn to order your sentences.

he did it right, stop coming up with annoying come backs, it just makes you look stupider, he said "what did you grab to defend yourself with?" to let you know he wants to know what it was.

[FireWOLF109]

i would take one of my family's 7 guns

[Wuggawoot]

Lol guns.

[FireWOLF109]

At 9/14/10 06:54 PM, Wuggawoot wrote: Lol guns.

and if we used up all the ammo... then i would eigher grab the bow and arrows, my hatchet, orone of my two knives

[Erty]

Hmm... a wrench... some pitchblende (uranium)... a hot soldering iron... high voltage supply...
So many choices. Oh, I know! ALL OF THEM THE SAME TIME!

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I have throwing knives, throwing stars, daggers, dirks, swords, ect.

Bring it, bee-otch

[FrostedFlakes]

My Guitar