The fuck god?

[5FootLobster]

Im atheist, but its like religion is burnt onto my brain. I cant seem to stop saying god or jesus. I always end up saying jesus christ, oh god, god dammit, god is watching, what would jesus do, and such.
Sometimes ill even say a sentence or two that have to do with god, and I feel weird afterwards. Its like.....leave me alone god...what did I ever do to you? Get out of my head. Oh shit I did it again!!!! Curse you god!!! You too baby jesus!!!!

Im not even sure what to replace "jesus christ" with..... "holy shit!!!!" Wait holy has to do with religion. :( religion has to do with god. maybe "oh my fucking god!!!" -_- god dammit...... FUCK!!!!!!

You see a plane hit the north tower...... wtf do you say that sounds normal and is not religion related?

[Minion777]

Their just words you ass.

[zen64]

Oh my science! Just relax, Einsteindamnit!

[DP]

I don't know, maybe just try to weed the words out.

[Armour]

Stop being a potty mouth and use these :

" My word... "
" Oh dear me..."
" Oh Tiddle tat !... "

[5FootLobster]

I dont really have a problem with the words....its just..... really? youre putting religion into my daily vocabulary? Im going to say "great googly moogly" for now on.

[Neoncrotch]

At 9/13/10 05:35 PM, Armour wrote: Stop being a potty mouth and use these :

" My word... "
" Oh dear me..."
" Oh Tiddle tat !... "

Atheists have to use lame shit like this^^^

[Blaze-Heatnix]

At 9/13/10 05:33 PM, DP36 wrote: I don't know, maybe just try to weed the words out.

What the fuck? They're just words. I'm agnostic and I still say "Oh my god" and "holy fucking christ" because everybody says them. Refusing to say it just because you're atheist makes you look like a prick.

[5FootLobster]

At 9/13/10 05:35 PM, Armour wrote: Stop being a potty mouth and use these :

" My word... "
" Oh dear me..."
" Oh Tiddle tat !... "

*watches as the World trade centers get hit by planes* "My word..."

[Kokorazashi]

At 9/13/10 05:31 PM, Minion777 wrote: Their just words you ass.

They're***

Anyway, religion is integral in most, if not all languages. Get over it. :/

[Trystlions]

Religion - LOL!

[5FootLobster]

At 9/13/10 05:33 PM, zen64 wrote: Oh my science! Just relax, Einsteindamnit!

to condemn to a punishment or fate; especially : to condemn to hell

first definition of damn it.

[IncendiaryProduction]

holy doesnt have to do with religion. holy means perfect. thats why god is holy. he is perfect.

[k6ka]

It doesn't matter dude. Why can't you just cope with it?

[zen64]

At 9/13/10 05:44 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

to condemn to a punishment or fate; especially : to condemn to hell

first definition of damn it.

And? Are you going to stop saying it simply because it's influenced by religion? "Oh no! So and so word has some religious influence. I better stop saying it!" It's not as if you're going to become religious by saying these words. I mean, Christ.

[NerdLiife]

Use something like " WHORE! " hey nobody would notice right?

The Women by you would though.

[Ptero]

"Whores on a sandwich!"

[nakedxbabe]

At 9/13/10 05:53 PM, Jerrid22 wrote: Use something like " WHORE! " hey nobody would notice right?

The Women by you would though.

and if you say cunt they will too!

it's like the worst word you can say to a woman./

[FireReign]

At 9/13/10 05:35 PM, Armour wrote: Stop being a potty mouth and use these :

" My word... "
" Oh dear me..."
" Oh Tiddle tat !... "

I always say 'oh dear.' Dunno why...

[gamekillereater]

Holy fuck.
What the fuck.
Oh shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And so on, it's not that hard.

[5FootLobster]

At 9/13/10 06:03 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Holy fuck.
What the fuck.
Oh shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And so on, it's not that hard.

oh shit. thats a good one. Its the only one that works out of those though. Still. "oh shit" forgot that 1
"

[sixflab]

I just choose not to speak sometimes. It works pretty well.

[5FootLobster]

At 9/13/10 06:25 PM, sixflab wrote: I just choose not to speak sometimes. It works pretty well.

yeah. I can tell

[gamekillereater]

At 9/13/10 06:19 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

At 9/13/10 06:03 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Holy fuck.
What the fuck.
Oh shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And so on, it's not that hard.

oh shit. thats a good one. Its the only one that works out of those though. Still. "oh shit" forgot that 1
"

Most of the time a non-verbal gesture works just as well.
Words aren't necessarily required to show certain emotions.
But as far as words go, in The Netherlands we curse with diseases like cancer and rarely with anything related to god, so unless America adopts this way of cursing, it might be a linguistic hurdle for you.

[Jackdabomb]

Great Scott is an acceptable replacement.

[5FootLobster]

At 9/13/10 06:33 PM, gamekillereater wrote:

At 9/13/10 06:19 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

At 9/13/10 06:03 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Holy fuck.
What the fuck.
Oh shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And so on, it's not that hard.

oh shit. thats a good one. Its the only one that works out of those though. Still. "oh shit" forgot that 1
"

But as far as words go, in The Netherlands we curse with diseases like cancer

Now that. that is interesting.

so if you were in a bar and peoples heads started to randomly explode you would be like "AAAIIIIDDDSSSS?"

[Minion777]

At 9/13/10 05:43 PM, Kokorazashi wrote:

At 9/13/10 05:31 PM, Minion777 wrote: Their just words you ass.

They're***

Anyway, religion is integral in most, if not all languages. Get over it. :/

suck a fuck

[6r0undZ3r0]

Get a friend to punch you in the face every time you say "god" or something.

[Taxme]

Ninja Wins!"

[gamekillereater]

At 9/13/10 06:37 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

At 9/13/10 06:33 PM, gamekillereater wrote:

At 9/13/10 06:19 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

At 9/13/10 06:03 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Holy fuck.
What the fuck.
Oh shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And so on, it's not that hard.

oh shit. thats a good one. Its the only one that works out of those though. Still. "oh shit" forgot that 1
"

But as far as words go, in The Netherlands we curse with diseases like cancer

Now that. that is interesting.

so if you were in a bar and peoples heads started to randomly explode you would be like "AAAIIIIDDDSSSS?"

Not aids, but we do curse with cancer, tyfus, the plague and tuberculosis.
And obviously everything else that people curse with, like genitals, feces and the religious curse words.