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Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:27 AM Reply

Another reason to love Peter Molyneux

I'm still doubting if it's true, but it gave me a giggle.

Discuss.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:34 AM Reply

Best thing I've read all day.


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 12:05 PM Reply

what the hell did i just read

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 12:11 PM Reply

"Driven mad by making huge, sausage-like penises on apes"

Yup.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 12:20 PM Reply

Um, wow. That sure is something. Prototype dick apes, huh?


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 12:33 PM Reply

At 9/12/10 12:05 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: what the hell did i just read

Peter Molyneux fantasized about making apes with realistic "appendages" and drove the artist innsane, so he threatened to stab him and formed Media Molecule.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 12:58 PM Reply

I fucking laughed at that.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 01:38 PM Reply

I previously could not imagine that someone could actually write an article with an English accent, but holy hell did that man prevail.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 01:57 PM Reply

icannot belive i clicked this
i was about to say fucking gay when i saw this topic

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 02:11 PM Reply

i am a happy man now.


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:13 PM Reply

I think it's fair to say I'm the only one who doesn't get it.


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:17 PM Reply

"Was it a good penis or an evil penis?"


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:53 PM Reply

At 9/12/10 03:17 PM, LoKoCoCo wrote: "Was it a good penis or an evil penis?"

Yes.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Hahahaha, wow. That is just awesome.


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 05:42 PM Reply

Peter Molyneux is a fucking God.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 13th, 2010 @ 08:15 AM Reply

Wait...

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 13th, 2010 @ 03:52 PM Reply

Made my day


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 13th, 2010 @ 04:25 PM Reply

Oh Peter Molyneux, never change.


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 13th, 2010 @ 08:37 PM Reply

Interesting article.

On this topic; why is nudity and sexualization so taboo in the video game market? I mean; it exists in the world, none of us would be here without many, many, many people having had sex. Maybe a giant monkey penis is the thing we need to open up the conversation in the first place.


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 13th, 2010 @ 08:40 PM Reply

At 9/13/10 08:37 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Interesting article.

On this topic; why is nudity and sexualization so taboo in the video game market? I mean; it exists in the world, none of us would be here without many, many, many people having had sex. Maybe a giant monkey penis is the thing we need to open up the conversation in the first place.

Because the media. On one note, Amnesia has naked dead bodies everywhere, and their dicks are showing and aren't edited out.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 13th, 2010 @ 08:48 PM Reply

In RDR, Irish handles a horse's dick in a scene.

It was lulzy.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 13th, 2010 @ 08:51 PM Reply

But seriously... Imagine rendering penises on your PC ALL FREAKING DAY. I'd go crazy...


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Response to Penis??? Sep. 14th, 2010 @ 01:00 AM Reply

At 9/13/10 08:48 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: In RDR, Irish handles a horse's dick in a scene.

It was lulzy.

And then there's the horse fucker side quest.
You dont see anything, but it was still hilarious.

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Response to Penis??? Sep. 14th, 2010 @ 01:13 AM Reply

Huh. Insane from penis drawing. Sounds like a reference to Superbad.


^A post like that? Genius.^