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The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:50:09 Reply

So what do you do my fellow NGers when you drag yourselves out of bed in the morning/night?

I just wake up in the morning, kiss my fiancee, take a piss, and log onto here:


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:51:06 Reply

I'm still up from last night. I spent last night doing lines and having sex with a really hot girl.

So I'm just happy about it.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:51:48 Reply

At 9/12/10 09:51 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I'm still up from last night. I spent last night doing lines and having sex with a really hot girl.

So I'm just happy about it.

You're probably lying, but lines of what?


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:52:44 Reply

with waffles for breakfast.

never a bad day.
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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:53:31 Reply

Cigarette and a large black coffee and some good music, perfection.

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:53:57 Reply

At 9/12/10 09:51 AM, Me-Patch wrote: doing lines and having sex with a really hot girl.

Lines aren't my thing but I know that ecstasy you're feeling.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:53:57 Reply

At 9/12/10 09:51 AM, wreckages wrote:
At 9/12/10 09:51 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I'm still up from last night. I spent last night doing lines and having sex with a really hot girl.

So I'm just happy about it.
You're probably lying, but lines of what?

That white girl. And no, I'm not lying. I got some of that good shit last night buddy.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:54:57 Reply

Sex, then breakfast in bed consisting of a cup of tea & cheese on toast topped with spaghetti hoops.

I miss my girlfriend.

Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 09:57:12 Reply

Wake up, lurk on the BBS for an hour, eat breakfast then draw for the rest of the day.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 10:01:08 Reply

I roll over, have a cigarette in bed, make myself some instant coffee and then go into a cold shower fully clothed and lie on the floor crying about my life.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 10:03:16 Reply

At 9/12/10 10:01 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: I roll over, have a cigarette in bed, make myself some instant coffee and then go into a cold shower fully clothed and lie on the floor crying about my life.

Do you at least lay a towel down or do you start your daily chores and mop the bathroom floor with your soaked clothes and cold tears?


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 10:03:24 Reply

When I wake up I either get on the computer or lay in bed.
Or reply to my texts.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 10:04:55 Reply

I start my day with a shower, a shit and a shave. I never knew there was any other way.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 10:07:31 Reply

GTL
(Gym Tan Laundry)

Had to do it...

We have a Situation.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 10:10:51 Reply

Just be glad you woke up.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:11:32 Reply

At 9/12/10 09:50 AM, PhoenixPharietale wrote: I just wake up in the morning, kiss my fiancee, take a piss, and log onto here:

You are going to Hell for sending me to that website.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:17:08 Reply

When I wake up in the morning, I usually feel similar to hip-hop artist "P. Diddy". I place my spectacles on my face, I am planning to bludgeon this town. But before I leave, I'll clean my bicuspids with the alcoholic beverage "Jack Daniels".

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:19:34 Reply

A BJ wakes me up pretty fast

moving on

I just think about how not-shitty my life is... i bolt right up


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:19:55 Reply

Wake up from a detonator from a bomb,run away,and a flashy title appears.

yeah :P

Emphasis are great!

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:22:06 Reply

First thing I do is reach for my phone to check the time and if I've received any texts, I will reply to the ones which I feel I should reply to. Then I'll turn on the computer and look at the new videos on Youtube from my subscriptions, while still in bed. I'll roll a smoke then watch some videos while I smoke it. After enough browsing I'll get up, go for a piss and get dressed.


The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug.

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:25:53 Reply

School Days: Breakfast, Shower, Brush Teeth, Contacts, Sleep for 15 minutes, go to school, fall asleep in 1st period.

Weekends: Breakfast.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:29:29 Reply

At 9/12/10 11:11 AM, Ericho wrote: You are going to Hell for sending me to that website.

YES! Ah, that just made my morning even better...


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:29:41 Reply

Depression and tea...


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:31:42 Reply

Well that depends on the day.
Working...coffee then food
Not working green tea & food

Lets the body know whether its going to be abused by work or abused by alcohol !


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:33:39 Reply

The best way to start your morning is to continue the thing you were doing all through the night.


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:35:00 Reply

tea was good when it didn't leech so many manmade killer chemicals from the ground. and since green is the least refined that explains your lack of blank

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 11:36:30 Reply

Turn my alarm off and go back to sleep.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 12:20:57 Reply

At 9/12/10 09:50 AM, PhoenixPharietale wrote: here:

*holds enter*

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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 12:25:21 Reply

Lololol somehow it sent me to "Lockerz" after 2 clicks :D, but i would say the best way to start a morning is "Good Mourning" by akaline trio :D


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Response to The Best Way To Start Your Morning 2010-09-12 12:27:47 Reply

I turn my alarm off bitterly. Then close my eyes for another ten minute until my snooze alarm goes off. I then take a quick drink before sitting up and waiting a minute or so for the ache to go from my feet before getting up painfully and getting my clothes ready before going to the bathroom to have a nice long wee wee then brush my teeth before pulling my clothes on slowly. I'll then go downstairs, let my dog out, put some cereal in a plastic tub, brush my hair, spray some bodyspray. Then let my dog in. Get my iphone out, headphones on, put my shows on, then lately make sure I got my keys then leave for work in the dark.

I do this exact routine 6 out of 7 of my mornings.


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