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Post hilarious, bad-ass, or plain surreal lines from games.
A couple of my favorites
From the ballad of gay tony:
"Things do not look good"
"Things got a little bit crazy and I lost my pants...Wasn't it you who told me to not judge a book by it's cover?"
"When a book is called "No Pants" I don't need to read it"
From Killer 7:
"God and the pigeon are one"
From Duke Nukem 3D:
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Awesome post great job!
''Explosives? WHAT THE FUCK?''
''I should have been the one to fil your dark soul with LIGHT IGHT IGHT''
-Dante, Devil May Cry
''I've always been into gang bangin''
-Denise, San Andreas
''WHADDAYA BUYIN' STRANGAH?''
-Merchant, Resident Evil 4
''Tanks, yo shaved mah ass''
-Josh, Resident Evil 5
"They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong, and swift, and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't, something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck. Was I wrong?"-Cortana, Halo 3 intro
"One who knows nothing can understand nothing."-???, Kingdom Hearts
At 9/12/10 02:19 PM, Oliver wrote: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip,%uFEFF a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Was that San Andreas?
"Hey you hear when the waters gonna come back on?"
Only because you can make him say it in exactly the same way over and over again and piss everyone off.
Anything OG Loc has ever said in San Andreas
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
"Shaundi, you got the Sons of Samedi."
"It's gotta be them?"
"Fuck you say?"
-Saints Row 2, The Boss and Shaundi
"What business is more important, Mr. 1980s yuppie bigshot, than your best friend's bike when he's closed to getting a fifteen year stretch?"
"The business that pays his lawyers fees. The business that puts food on all our tables. The business that while you're out pretending to be saved!"
"Get my bike!"
"What am I, your fucking dog?!"
"I told you we should've gotten the bike.
"You told me? You told me, you don't tell me shit you little fuck!"
-GTA IV: The Lost and Damned, Johnny Klebitz, Billy Grey, and Brian Jeremy
At 9/12/10 06:53 PM, BrandonXDD wrote: "BEEG AMERIGAN TEETEAZE!" Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV
Wasn't it Roman?
"Woah he's flipping a bitch!" from Tony Hawk's Underground 1. Had that game when I was about 10. Probably was the first time I heard a curse word, let alone in a video game.