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Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:20 AM Reply

Post hilarious, bad-ass, or plain surreal lines from games.

A couple of my favorites

From the ballad of gay tony:

"Things do not look good"

"Things got a little bit crazy and I lost my pants...Wasn't it you who told me to not judge a book by it's cover?"

"When a book is called "No Pants" I don't need to read it"

From Killer 7:

"God and the pigeon are one"

From Duke Nukem 3D:

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"


Awesome post great job!

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 08:08 AM Reply

Probably the ending dialouge in Uncharted 2 due to Elana trying to get Nate to admit he cried and due to the conversation being abruptly changed to clowns...


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 09:18 AM Reply

''Explosives? WHAT THE FUCK?''
-Niko, GTA4

''I should have been the one to fil your dark soul with LIGHT IGHT IGHT''
-Dante, Devil May Cry

''I've always been into gang bangin''
-Denise, San Andreas

''WHADDAYA BUYIN' STRANGAH?''
-Merchant, Resident Evil 4

''Tanks, yo shaved mah ass''
-Josh, Resident Evil 5


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 10:13 AM Reply

"They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research, watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong, and swift, and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't, something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Luck. Was I wrong?"-Cortana, Halo 3 intro

"One who knows nothing can understand nothing."-???, Kingdom Hearts

This one was too long too type, so I'll just post a vid.


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:25 AM Reply

At 9/12/10 11:06 AM, Colemanation wrote: Everything Duke Nukem says.

Yessiree

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:32 AM Reply

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

-Barry Burton, Resident Evil 1.


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:59 AM Reply

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 12:00 PM Reply

Solid Snake: You wanna pull each other's ears?

Metal Gear Solid

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 12:50 PM Reply

All of the cutscenes in Conker's Bad Fur day.

Example


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 02:16 PM Reply

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 02:19 PM Reply

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip,%uFEFF a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 02:30 PM Reply

At 9/12/10 02:19 PM, Oliver wrote: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip,%uFEFF a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Was that San Andreas?

Also,

"Hey you hear when the waters gonna come back on?"
From Borderlands.

Only because you can make him say it in exactly the same way over and over again and piss everyone off.

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 02:31 PM Reply

everything in deus ex

except the hong kong parts
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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 02:39 PM Reply

From Borderlands.

"I NEVER DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!"

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Anything OG Loc has ever said in San Andreas


Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:15 PM Reply

I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW GUM. AND I'M ALL OUTA GUM.
Uh... Bad Company was kinda funny.


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:27 PM Reply

"Shaundi, you got the Sons of Samedi."

"It's gotta be them?"

"Fuck you say?"
-Saints Row 2, The Boss and Shaundi

"What business is more important, Mr. 1980s yuppie bigshot, than your best friend's bike when he's closed to getting a fifteen year stretch?"

"The business that pays his lawyers fees. The business that puts food on all our tables. The business that while you're out pretending to be saved!"

"Get my bike!"

"What am I, your fucking dog?!"

"I told you we should've gotten the bike.

"You told me? You told me, you don't tell me shit you little fuck!"
-GTA IV: The Lost and Damned, Johnny Klebitz, Billy Grey, and Brian Jeremy

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 03:40 PM Reply

"Nope."


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 04:48 PM Reply

Anything from Duke Nukem
Anything from Conker's Bad Fur Day
And Many lines from fallout 1, 2, Tactics, and 3.

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 04:56 PM Reply

OH HAI DENNY!!!


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 05:02 PM Reply

''TITTEHZ!'' - Roman, GTA IV


New tune: Yag

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 06:32 PM Reply

"I'm going to beat you like a red-headed step-child"

I think it was Vic from Fallout 2.


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 06:53 PM Reply

"BEEG AMERIGAN TEETEAZE!" Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 08:28 PM Reply

At 9/12/10 06:53 PM, BrandonXDD wrote: "BEEG AMERIGAN TEETEAZE!" Niko Bellic - Grand Theft Auto IV

Wasn't it Roman?


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 10:33 PM Reply

CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!

and anything from Patricia Tannis's audio logs
-Borderlands.

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 10:56 PM Reply

"MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON GENTLEMEN, AND I AM AFRAID YOU ARE ALL DEAD."

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:06 PM Reply

"..."
Zelda, Grand Theft Auto III, Half Life 1 & 2, and countless others.

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:21 PM Reply

All your bases are belong to us.

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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:34 PM Reply

"Woah he's flipping a bitch!" from Tony Hawk's Underground 1. Had that game when I was about 10. Probably was the first time I heard a curse word, let alone in a video game.


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Response to Greatest Dialouge in Gaming Sep. 12th, 2010 @ 11:34 PM Reply

"This party is getting cray-zeh, let's rock!"

- Dante


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