This is a Newgrounds FanFiction, based upon the goings on in the Portal. It was started as a run up to me getting 20,000 Blams and each additional 1,000 Blams spawned a new chapter. Now, the launch takes place, where I head back in time to April 2004 and start the journey across the Newgrounds landscape.
Chapter 1
Looking back at his time in service of the Portal of Newgrounds, Coop still believed that signing up was the right decision. As a young man with no experience, he had enrolled for the portal defences and was subjected to one of the most brutal training regimes, in order to prepare him for what was to come on the fields of the Portal.
"Good morning maggots! I am Sergeant Major QuikFox and I have been given the responsibility to train you up for duty on the Portal. Do not view yourselves as worthy, just because you managed to get this far - you won't even be worthy if you pass the training." The square jaw jutting out, masked only by a coating of stubble that you could strike a match on, continued to bark a rough welcome, psyching out a few of the new recruits as they stood there. Coop looked over the scene as he stood to attention, resolute in his determination to take a stand against the seemingly endless supply of crap that blighted the portal these days. Sensing the calm, the Sergeant Major marched up to the face of a recruit, firing questions one after the other:
"You, citizen! What's your name?" The black polished peak of QuikFox's dress cap bounced off Coop's nose, but still he did not flinch. With his eyes almost completely obscured, QuikFox still looked like quite a menacing sight, almost akin to General M-Bison.
"Cooper - 826629, Sergeant!" Coop's response was abrupt and measured and he kept staring at a point just beyond the Sergeant Major's left earlobe as he delivered it.
"Any previous military experience, Mr. Cooper?" QuikFox sneered this question at Coop, sensing that something was not right.
"None, sergeant." Coop kept his emotions in check and stood perfectly still, almost in defiance at the question.
"Then why act like you have?"
"Seen a few movies, sergeant!" Visibly bristling at Coop's quick thinking, the Sergeant Major turned and strolled back to his position, barking further greetings to the newly assembled recruits.
"We'll soon see who is worthy of protecting the portal. You will go to the supplies building and will be issued with fatigues and a bed number for the barracks. You will remove your civilian effects and will assemble back here in fifteen minutes. MOVE IT!" At the mighty bellow of QuikFox, the recruits broke, Coop sprinting through the crowd to get near the front of the queue. A set of black and white fatigues were issued and he was issued with a bed number. Finding his way quickly to the bedside, he stripped out of the civilian gear and donned his equipment with the minimum of fuss.
As he was putting on his boots, he noticed two recruits at opposite beds complaining about how broad the shoulders of the chest protector were.
"It leaves room to grow. You're expected to gain muscle mass while you're here, just as you're expected to be broken down by QuikFox."
"Cooper, wasn't it?"
"I prefer Coop. But yes, it was." Coop tightened his boot and looked across at the man addressing him. "And you?"
"Call me Manic. It sounds a little disturbed, but I tend to go for the name of the band that I like."
"Ah, so you stole the sun from their hearts?" Coop stood up, shaking hands with Manic, glad of a little camaraderie. "Come on, we're going to be late and that's only going to piss him off even more.
"He'll only say that we're late and punish us anyway. I'll take a group punishment, but not a solo one for not having all of the gear together."
"It sounds like you've done this before." Coop pulled on his gloves and stood up.
"I've seen a few movies." Manic tried to suppress a grin, as the pair of them left the barracks and headed back to the parade grounds.
The schooling in the art of war was all too brief - after being designated for punishment by QuikFox for their late arrivals, the recruits were given the basics of a rifle, side arm, bayonet and the armour that they all were issued with, with the minimum of fuss from the Non-Commissioned Officers. The Sergeant Major forced them to run laps of the parade ground in full kit, with the rain pouring down upon them. Those that fell were squarely kicked in the gut, a savage glee on the face of the administering officer.
After three days of training, they were further inducted, by being supplied with live ammunitions and given a whole afternoon on the firing range. With the day gone by, Coop talked to Manic in the evening about his concerns for the recruits.
"This is too basic - the commanders don't care about the quality of the men, just the weight of the numbers." The bunks were all but deserted, as a few recruits caught a brief respite nap, or spent the time outside, trying to contact loved ones.
"It is, but allegedly, we are winning this war. I mean, we've been fighting this conflict for years now. There have been some great men and women that have taken to the portal and are now immortal."
"I know - I've seen the role of honour. Fixit, the machine stands atop the rankings, and we still have many recruits that would challenge it for the lead." Coop folded another piece of kit, as Manic browsed the computer screen by his bed and pulled up a profile.
"Thirty three thousand Blams. I never thought I'd see someone climb that high."
"Ah, the life that a broken robot leads. What should I care what that thing does, as it does not affect me. I'm not an author, merely a judge." Coop slid the barrel back on his sidearm and checked the weapon, before sliding it back into the holster.
"Ah, so you're here for personal gain?"
"How do you mean, Manic?"
"Medals, promotions and so forth." Manic gestured a hand idly. "Perhaps you're hoping to join the hallowed ranks, ahead of a broken robot."
"It's only broken so far as the image it shows all flash before it kills them. And anyway, I haven't decided that yet, but we shall have to see - we're not even into the Police Force yet."
"Civilian militia, mate - we'll get so little training, you'll be lucky to see the Police Force, let alone join them."
"Are you saying I can't handle being a street walking cop?"
"No, I'm saying that the statistics say most new recruits either die or desert within the first few months. Get into it and you're hooked for life."
"It sounds like I'm set for life if I get past a few months then." Coop finished folding his kit and started packing it away into his locker. "What do you think they will do for the rest of the training?"
"Hard to say, Coop. Usually, from what I've heard, they won't have much left to 'teach' us, so they'll throw us into the portal, because we're as prepared as we'll ever be."
"I guess that if we are going as a group onto the fields, we need to stick together and keep away from the front then."
"That sounds sensible, but not too near the back - they can scare the stragglers off with a few loud noises and explosions, no doubt."
"It seems like you've known QuikFox for years already." Manic smiled at Coop's sense of humour and they quietened down as more recruits started to hard themselves back in, falling into bunks, before the corporals called for lights out in the billets.
On the fourth day, the recruits were taken on a route march across terrain similar in most senses to the backdrop of the main battle site - the Flash Portal. They were equipped with full army-style kit for this, which weighed them down substantially and was designed to break the no-hopers out of their delusion that they could cope with life on the battlefield.