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Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 05:46 AM Reply

yes i am polish and yes my cousins are poles everyday poles supporting buildings from falling or for beatiful ladys to dance on. so ask me anything you want

just to clarify born in poland moved when 7 and lived in australia melbourne since

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 05:56 AM Reply

what horrible did you do recently?

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 05:57 AM Reply

I live in Poland too!

Just came to look fora job, but i like the country.

Shamefully i don't really have anything to adk you about, because i already know about your hate to the police, very advanced footbal club supporter fights, about the mess you guys have in politics, and what happens in general middle schools.

Crap, but i like that kind of crap, because the better country you have, the worse people are there.
Poland, adn the rest of East Europe isn't that fucked up yet.

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 05:58 AM Reply

Is it true that Polish women are nearly as adventurous as Dutch women?

They're open for everything!

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 06:00 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 05:57 AM, Makakaov wrote: I live in Poland too!

Read the thread silly, OP is Australian.


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 06:00 AM Reply

Are you a builder?

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 06:02 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 05:58 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Is it true that Polish women are nearly as adventurous as Dutch women?

They're open for everything!

and naturaly there the hottest i mean sweden hadd 30% 8/10 girls while poland has 85% 7/10 girls by 7/10 i meant thats how hot they are


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 06:05 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 06:00 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 9/11/10 05:57 AM, Makakaov wrote: I live in Poland too!
Read the thread silly, OP is Australian.

But he did.

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 06:28 AM Reply

siema jak tam w australii? fajnie? czemu sie przeprowadziles? ja tez jestem polakiem i mieszkalem 8 lat w kanadzie a teraz mieszkam znow w polsce.

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 06:45 AM Reply

Why are you invading England >=(


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 08:22 AM Reply

How many of you does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 08:24 AM Reply

How jews can you fit in one normal car?

Yes it's a racist joke


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 08:28 AM Reply

Why are you stealing all of our jobs?


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 08:49 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 06:28 AM, TacoFreak wrote: siema jak tam w australii? fajnie? czemu sie przeprowadziles? ja tez jestem polakiem i mieszkalem 8 lat w kanadzie a teraz mieszkam znow w polsce.

hey man sorry i cbf busting my balls to reply in polish but, australia is very fun the weather is fucked up. I moved because of anti semitism and better paying jobs here as well. thats awesome to meet you how is Canada?

At 9/11/10 06:45 AM, TechnoHound wrote: Why are you invading England >=(

Cause England is a pussy country and deserve to get crushed

At 9/11/10 08:22 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: How many of you does it take to screw in a light bulb?

most likly one unless there retarded or 10 years old then 2.

At 9/11/10 08:24 AM, Mismo wrote: How jews can you fit in one normal car?

Yes it's a racist joke

you failed at that so bad your grammar is shocking and Jews arent a race dumbfuck.

At 9/11/10 08:28 AM, BrockManson wrote: Why are you stealing all of our jobs?

IM NOT FUCKING ASIAN


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 08:52 AM Reply

I've heard a lot about the tram system in Melbourne - is it really as nifty as people make it out to be, or that just patriotism on their behalf? I'd think that with that many trams, they'd interfere with traffic or something, well, I don't know. Just want an insider's opinion.

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 08:57 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 08:52 AM, Lintire wrote: I've heard a lot about the tram system in Melbourne - is it really as nifty as people make it out to be, or that just patriotism on their behalf? I'd think that with that many trams, they'd interfere with traffic or something, well, I don't know. Just want an insider's opinion.

i take the tram to school everyday and i think that the system is amazing a tram comes every 8 minutes so if you miss one you only have to wait about 3 songs time :P the trams are very effiecnt and quick and the myki system is a fail no doubt but if you have one and the inspectors ask you for a ticket you show the myki and they can check it (because they have no way to) even if the card is blank


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:08 AM Reply

How do poles treat russians?

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:13 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 08:49 AM, walterwagner wrote:
At 9/11/10 06:28 AM, TacoFreak wrote:
At 9/11/10 08:28 AM, BrockManson wrote: Why are you stealing all of our jobs?
IM NOT FUCKING ASIAN

Now thats racism right there.

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:16 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 09:08 AM, MrSaint wrote: How do poles treat russians?

I dont know i wasnt born in 'That' Genaration where russian hate poles and vice versa theres plent of russian kids that go to my school and i befriended them


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:20 AM Reply

how are you feeling


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:21 AM Reply

Why so Catholic?

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:25 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 09:21 AM, AapoJoki wrote: Why so Catholic?

im jewish not catholic i dont lick cats

At 9/11/10 09:20 AM, Irrelephant wrote: how are you feeling

Yeah fucking ace wbu?


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:26 AM Reply

How do Polish people masturbate?


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:32 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 09:25 AM, walterwagner wrote:
At 9/11/10 09:20 AM, Irrelephant wrote: how are you feeling
Yeah fucking ace wbu?

i'm ok


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:35 AM Reply

Why won't Twilight get a cam?


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 09:52 AM Reply

Why do 90% of the Polish workers in the UK look scary as hell, rippling with muscles and hard attitudes?

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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 10:29 AM Reply

At 9/11/10 09:26 AM, RyanL337 wrote: How do Polish people masturbate?

With 2 hands

At 9/11/10 09:52 AM, PeterM wrote: Why do 90% of the Polish workers in the UK look scary as hell, rippling with muscles and hard attitudes?

Cause were sick cunts


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 10:40 AM Reply

I read this "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip where a character named Rat (a rat, obviously) said, "A Greek, an Italian, and a Pole walk into a bar..." and another character named Pig (a pig of course) laughed. He said it was just funny to imagine a Pole walking. The cartoonist wrote that he did not get a single complaint from any Poles about that. He had previously gotten flak for other national jokes, but not Poles. Such nice people!


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 11:19 AM Reply

Ooh...Jak tam polska jest?
Ja jusz od 7 lat nie bylem w tej naszej pienknej polsce...


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Response to Ask A polish person anything Sep. 11th, 2010 @ 08:25 PM Reply

At 9/11/10 11:19 AM, Master117chief wrote: Ooh...Jak tam polska jest?
Ja jusz od 7 lat nie bylem w tej naszej pienknej polsce...

i miss poland so much so many nice girls there man :( i might be going soon though fingers crossed, btw i havent been there 8 years :( :( :( :(


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