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Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:48:40 Reply

What the fuck is it with the houses I've lived in that makes them want to come into my yard? The last place I lived in had a small garden that was festooned with the little bastards. I ended up putting down pellets and the little yard at that old place ended up looking like a shell mausoleum the next morning.

I just went out for a cigarette in the place I live now (been here 5 years) and it's like deja vu. I counted 23 snails and 3 slugs within 4 feet of where I was standing. Disgusting creatures. Time to break out the pellets again, I think.

I know I made a news post about this two years ago, but these things really piss me off.

Anyone else get a shit load of these things in their yards?

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:49:37 Reply

Slugs and snails are cool.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:50:48 Reply

nope - but I agree - I like slugs and snails :)

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:50:52 Reply

At 9/10/10 06:49 PM, Abnf wrote: Slugs and snails are cool.

No they're not.

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:51:42 Reply

slugs and snails are just like drunken people. They are assholes


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:52:24 Reply

if you dont want slugs and snails just salt everything - or concrete your property and rip up your garden,

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:52:52 Reply

Buy some salt and go to town on the damn things.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:54:31 Reply

At 9/10/10 06:52 PM, Chronamut wrote: if you dont want slugs and snails just salt everything - or concrete your property and rip up your garden,

Well, I'm not going to spend money on salt to remove them... And I don't know how many of them are in the foliage, all of the ones I saw were ON a concreted area. Same with the last place I lived.

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:56:07 Reply

I usually collect them and study them.
Right now I have a Limacidae slug in captivity as well as a praying mantis and some crickets.

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 18:59:10 Reply

you know what you should do?

collect them up and sell them - escargot is all the rage you know ;)

They have snail and slug farms for that typa stuff :P

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:00:09 Reply

Jim -- Leave a saucer of beer out all night in the yard, the buggers will slither in and drown in it.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:00:27 Reply

Snails are okay but I fucking hate slugs...
Especially when I step on them.

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:00:43 Reply

Snails come into my garden at this time of year also.

Hate the buggers, you can't go into the garden for a Cig without hearing a horrid crunch at every tenth step or so. Its horrible to think of the thing squelching under your shoe.

Is always fun the salt them though. Weird how they kinda bubble.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:01:42 Reply

I wouldn't mind if my yard was infested with them. I would just break out the salt and have a damn good time.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:03:04 Reply

At 9/10/10 07:00 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Jim -- Leave a saucer of beer out all night in the yard, the buggers will slither in and drown in it.

why would he waste perfectly good beer on SNAILS?

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:03:49 Reply

At 9/10/10 07:03 PM, Chronamut wrote:
At 9/10/10 07:00 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Jim -- Leave a saucer of beer out all night in the yard, the buggers will slither in and drown in it.
why would he waste perfectly good beer on SNAILS?

Well if you want the beer so badly, just pick the slugs out and drink it off the saucer!


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:04:13 Reply

At 9/10/10 06:56 PM, SpiderController wrote: captivity as well as a praying mantis and some crickets.

Depending on where you live, keeping a praying mantis could be illegal. I'd google that.

Anyways, no, I don't have snails of slugs. The only two REALLY common pests are pumpkin beetles (which, if you don't know, are mimics of ladybugs) and gypsy moths. not so much the moths, rather the catepillers.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:06:39 Reply

At 9/10/10 07:00 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Jim -- Leave a saucer of beer out all night in the yard, the buggers will slither in and drown in it.

I was wondering when someone might bring that one up. It is something I considered in the past, but:

a) that'd be a waste of good beer, I'd rather drink it.

b) one of my friends said his elderly neighbour did that stuff and the snails did come in and drown in a half can of beer that he'd sunk into the ground. However, every snail in the neighbourhood seemed to come and join the party, which meant that all the pathways were just teeming with the horrid little creatures (making matters worse).

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:07:35 Reply

Btw, Wade would have an "Oh Snap" field day over here at the moment.

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:09:14 Reply

put a line of salt around you garden

that'll show those bastards for trespassing.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:10:43 Reply

I gutted a slug once. I saw its intestines come out all over the place. It kicked ass.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:13:09 Reply

Snails suck fucking ass, but slugs are cool. Don't knock slugs.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:14:16 Reply

At 9/10/10 06:56 PM, SpiderController wrote: I usually collect them and study them.
Right now I have a Limacidae slug in captivity as well as a praying mantis and some crickets.

:o Pics?

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:14:24 Reply

Well, Jimmy boy, you better take one of these advices ... otherwise, it's slugtopia forever.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:14:58 Reply

use them and their high pitched voices to record cute songs and tell people they're chipmunks then start a secret love affair with the snails


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:17:43 Reply

Turn all that grass into asphalt!

Or simply ignore it. There's nothing you can really do unless you want to use mass pesticides or waste a ton of beer.

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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:18:14 Reply

& puppy dog tails.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:18:25 Reply

I don't come across many in my garden, but I saw many slugs in particular when I took my dog for a walk early this afternoon. It was probably to do with me walking in a woodland area in heavy rain. They soon came out from their hiding places.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:19:38 Reply

Any chance of a picture?

Also, I'd probably keep putting pellets down until something happens.


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Response to Slugs & Snails 2010-09-10 19:22:08 Reply

I only get Roaches in my garage.

I hate them

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