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You should wait until she falls asleep.

You probably just lost the spark from having it a lot before you had the child. Take a break from it.

Go out and fuck whores.

Cheat on her, come on, you know you want to.

Spice it up a bit. Porn, fetishes, anything!

Grandparents. That's the short of it.

The child gets a day with the grandparents and you work your magic - whisk her away to a fancy hotel, a nice meal, champagne, chocolates, perhaps even a movie of the sort that she really likes. Sit through it, if you don't like those sort of movies, this is worth the effort!

Be over the top romantic, carry her across the threshold into the room, lay her gently down on the bed and kiss her passionately. Then, you're on your own, I could go further, but teenage jizz over monitors is painful to think about...

At 9/9/10 05:50 PM, Genocide wrote: When me and her first started dating we were fucking like rabbits. Sometimes upwards of 3 times a day. Now...we rarely have sex at all. I am lucky if i get laid once or twice a week.

What should i do, newgrounds?

this is a serious thread

Rewind; you let her decide when to ask you, the man?