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Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:25:40 Reply

Look at it Newgrounds. Just look at it...it's a real beauty.

I feel 5000 pounds heavier now.

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:27:03 Reply

You made it wrong. A sammich is properly made when there's a slice of bread as the bottom and a slice of bread on top! That is just covered in bread bits...


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:27:13 Reply

I dont know anything about the owner, maker, chef, or restaurant, but i can tell you, this sandwich was made in AMERICA!


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:27:26 Reply

Jumping Jesus, man


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:28:08 Reply

Looks like all that time spent in the Kitchen finally paid off, Shauna.

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:28:24 Reply

Is that raw meat?


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:28:35 Reply

At 9/8/10 07:27 PM, Toocool100 wrote: I dont know anything about the owner, maker, chef, or restaurant, but i can tell you, this sandwich was made in AMERICA!

Or Russia.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:29:11 Reply

wow that is alot of corned beef. Where is the sauerkraut?

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:29:36 Reply

Oh also, congratulations on 5000th post, Shauna.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:31:32 Reply

That sandwich bread is like your vagina. Broken.

And the whole sandwich? That shit has no variety. God knows what the fuck THAT means.

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:34:34 Reply

At 9/8/10 07:29 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: wow that is alot of corned beef. Where is the sauerkraut?

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY MY BEAUTY OF A SAMMICH NEED....SAURKRAUT. It's the nasty :3

At 9/8/10 07:28 PM, Corky-D wrote: Is that raw meat?

No, some rare roast beef is in it though.

At 9/8/10 07:28 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Looks like all that time spent in the Kitchen finally paid off, Shauna.

Kitchen was capitalized because of it's mass importance.

At 9/8/10 07:27 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Jumping Jesus, man

WHERE?!!?!?

At 9/8/10 07:27 PM, Toocool100 wrote: I dont know anything about the owner, maker, chef, or restaurant, but i can tell you, this sandwich was made in AMERICA!

Only in America can you get a sammich like this and not feel guilty, but proud.

At 9/8/10 07:27 PM, Erty wrote: You made it wrong. A sammich is properly made when there's a slice of bread as the bottom and a slice of bread on top! That is just covered in bread bits...

pfft, bread is just a FILLER.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:39:02 Reply

At 9/8/10 07:27 PM, Toocool100 wrote: I dont know anything about the owner, maker, chef, or restaurant, but i can tell you, this sandwich was made in China, so it's probably full of lead paint.

fix'd

Now THIS is a sandwich:

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:40:57 Reply

This is disgusting on so many levels

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:42:25 Reply

At 9/8/10 07:39 PM, Eddmario wrote:
At 9/8/10 07:27 PM, Toocool100 wrote: I dont know anything about the owner, maker, chef, or restaurant, but i can tell you, this sandwich was made in China, so it's probably full of lead paint.
fix'd

Now THIS is a sandwich:

How dare you disgrace Shauna's Epic Sammich. Get the fuck out.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:46:08 Reply

At 9/8/10 07:39 PM, Eddmario wrote:
Now THIS is a sandwich:

GET OFF MY INTERNETS RIGHT NOA.

You wouldn't know a decent sandwich if it bit you in the anus.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:47:51 Reply

That looks like a sandwich i wouldn't touch with a very long stick.

is that meat in decaying stage?


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:49:55 Reply

I am disgusted by this, sandwich it was better.

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:51:24 Reply

For me, it's not a proper sandwich unless you can place it between two slices of bread and take a bite from it without having to dismantle.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 19:57:07 Reply

Awesome. I want one.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:01:01 Reply

Looks like pieces of chopped vagina smashed on a plate.

Gross.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:08:25 Reply

Jesus!


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:28:03 Reply

I'm sure that's not the most meat you've had in your mouth in a short time period.

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:29:20 Reply

(1,040 views %u2022 27 replies)


hello

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:30:37 Reply

At 9/8/10 08:01 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: Looks like pieces of chopped vagina smashed on a plate.

Gross.

If by gross you mean mouth-watering delicious, then yes.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:32:19 Reply

Oh boy! Doesn't THAT look good!

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:52:45 Reply

At 9/8/10 08:28 PM, Ptero wrote: I'm sure that's not the most meat you've had in your mouth in a short time period.

Oh, it was :)


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 20:56:55 Reply

What a sight! It would be a crime to tear down such a magnificent sammich.


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-08 21:57:39 Reply

At 9/8/10 07:29 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: o o
(¯¯7

Did you say something?

I don't know how you did it.

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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-09 00:38:48 Reply

At 9/8/10 09:57 PM, Anozke wrote:
At 9/8/10 07:29 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: o o
(¯¯7
Did you say something?

I don't know how you did it.

Did what?


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Response to Sammich of Epic Proportions 2010-09-09 01:07:32 Reply

That's a pile of asbestos on a plate with crackers on top.


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