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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-07 18:20:59 Reply

because we're all making up for having such small dicks and for being mistreated by the world so we come on here and mistreat others. Haha I'm just kidding i have no idea


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-07 18:22:07 Reply

im not mean.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-07 18:24:20 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUi xs

Ime an asshole and ime proud of it.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-07 18:26:46 Reply

I only be asshole'y to people if they're doing the same thing to someone else.

If I do write hate text, I write it in a huge wall of intelligentsia-backed paragraphs.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-07 18:31:04 Reply

At 9/7/10 04:47 PM, rome-lherison wrote: You know the BBS is just filled with assholes, myself included. Its been like this for years. May i please ask, why are we a bunch of assholes to eachother all the time

'Cause it's fun.

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-07 18:38:02 Reply

i just do it for the lulz, lol


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:08:25 Reply

nuff said


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:26:25 Reply

At 9/7/10 04:47 PM, rome-lherison wrote: You know the BBS is just filled with assholes, myself included. Its been like this for years. May i please ask, why are we a bunch of assholes to eachother all the time

We aren't being assholes, we just like to kid around. We'll make stupid, useless, offensive jokes for the hell of it. Then again, there is the occasional user who makes an account for trolling one another.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:28:02 Reply

At 9/7/10 04:47 PM, rome-lherison wrote: You know the BBS is just filled with assholes, myself included. Its been like this for years. May i please ask, why are we a bunch of assholes to eachother all the time

not all of us are like that, there are people that act as decoys (like me) just so that the victoms are left alone


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:32:19 Reply

so that people will make funny cartoons about it.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:32:48 Reply

It's my nature. It's in my blood. It's in my name.

Now, quit being a bitch and get with the program!

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:33:17 Reply

At 9/9/10 10:28 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote:

just so that the victoms are left alone

Lol shut the fuck up n00b.

Also, because we can get away with it. Essentially, if man can do something he will, monkey see monkey do.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:34:11 Reply

At 9/7/10 04:47 PM, rome-lherison wrote: You know the BBS is just filled with assholes, myself included. Its been like this for years. May i please ask, why are we a bunch of assholes to eachother all the time

Because we are people who masturbate too much and can't get a date, thus we take out our anger on each other, hoping that it will make us feel better. But it doesn't so then we just eat a bucket of ice cream.
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Really, I have no clue.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:34:34 Reply

Why are we not?

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:34:35 Reply

At 9/9/10 10:33 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:
At 9/9/10 10:28 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote:
just so that the victoms are left alone

Lol shut the fuck up n00b.

Also, because we can get away with it. Essentially, if man can do something he will, monkey see monkey do.

but then monkey gets caught and/ or killed in a zoo (aka, prison for animals)


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:36:14 Reply

Enjoyment mostly. I've even fallen into the trap of being an asshole a few times on the bbs.

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:37:25 Reply

because we use this place to vent.

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:40:03 Reply

Because deep down, we all hate each other. Not the cheap "oh I don't like you" hate, but that grade-A "fuck you, if I ever meet you in person, I will cut out your eyeballs and feed them to your mother while I strangle you slowly" type of hate. It's one big hatred circlejerk.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 22:42:22 Reply

I don't know what you mean by we are assholes. By any chance is your anus typing for you?

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-09 23:58:49 Reply

The accumulated filth of all the memes and smugness will foam up about their waists and all the assholes and users will look up and shout "Save us!"... and Wade'll whisper.. "no."

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-10 00:00:20 Reply

At 9/7/10 04:47 PM, rome-lherison wrote: You know the BBS is just filled with assholes, myself included. Its been like this for years. May i please ask, why are we a bunch of assholes to eachother all the time

There are a multitude of reasons, I will condense them down for you.

1.) Grammatical/ spelling error.

Reason why:

Shows an assumed lack of intelligence and effort on the author's part. Seems like they don't care about your time or how they present themselves to others.

2.) illogical thinking/ dumbassary

Reason why:

This isn't tolerated well unless it's funny. If it is funny, you may be able to get away with it... barely. No body wants to waste their time talking to a metaphorical brick wall.

3.) Flaming/ trolling

Reason why:

When someone is an asshole to you, most people's first reaction is to be an asshole back.

4.) The blog post or the advice thread

Reason why:

No one cares about your problems. These post usually cause controversy and outrage towards the poster. The results are hardly ever productive and are highly repetitive. Most of the answers are as follows; get over it, go talk to her, get off your computer for once.

These are just some of the reasons why we react the way we do. The attention span and tolerance of the average user is very low, and the main form of material appreciated on this site is comedy.

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-10 00:03:36 Reply

I don't think I am.... Except when somebody is acting like an idiot...

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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-10 00:38:58 Reply

i act like an asshole on newgrounds because that is cool and what everyone does so I try to be blending in and be cool like you guys.


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Response to Why Are We Assholes 2010-09-10 00:40:12 Reply

At 9/10/10 12:38 AM, Shnam wrote: i act like an asshole on newgrounds because that is cool and what everyone does so I try to be blending in and be cool like you guys.

That's pretty stupid. You should lead as an example to others, not blend in and follow their shit.